Titan A.E. Hidden Talents
Me: Okay, this is the game show where we discover hidden talents...
Audience: BOOOOO!!!! ( They're all Drej)
Me: ( Grins evilly) While making the contestants suffer!
Drej: Yeah!!
Me: Today we have the cast of Titan A.E.! Korso, Gune, Akima, Preed, Stith and Cale!
Drej: Yeah!
( Everyone walks on to the stage.)
Korso: Wait! You're concered a crew member, you're helping us look for the Titan.
Me: Like Preed, I'm with the Drej.
Drej: ( Cricket chips in background)
Preed: Whoo hoo, a girl after my own heart!
Me: Really?
Preed: Yes.
Me: Cool! ( Stops flirting with Preed, realizes we are all locked in a room full of Drej, waiting to see some blood.) Uh, : cough: Captain, I hear you're looking for the Titan.
Korso: Hey, Preed ain't flirting with any of the other women in this room.
Me: Screw this show. Goodnight Mr. Tom!
Drej1: Well, this show sucks.
Drej2: Yeah, let's go get a beer.