I needed inspiration to write something, and I really needed to pee, so I thought of this. It's nothing special, just a short one shot.


Here I was, standing before a door, screeching at the top of my lungs and grinding my teeth in pain. I clawed at the old and moldy wooden door, engraving deep scratch marks into it. "Hurry up!" I cried. "I don't know how much longer I can wait!"
"Naruto, just hang on a second!" Sasuke yelled from the other side of the door. "I'm almost there!"
The pain was slowly taking over my whole body; I could barely hold myself any longer. It was slowly becoming unbearable as I continued to listen to things being shattered and thrown around.
Just as I decided I couldn't take it anymore and was going to run the door down, Sasuke unlocked it and calmly walked out as I pushed him aside and ran in. I locked the door behind me, and sat on the toilet seat.
My life was now complete.