Spoof of the Family Guy song- The FCC Song- about the Deatheaters in Harry Potter. Made for Humor. Some of the lyrics I changed and some I didn't. Hope you don't think its too stupid. Enjoy and Review! I don't own Family Guy or Harry Potter.
Harry: Oh yeah I know all about the Deatheaters!
Harry: They will clean up all your talking in a matter such as this.
Ron: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss.
Hermione: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss.
Together: Here's the plain situation, there's no negotiation with the freakin' Deatheaters.
Ron: Their as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups.
Harry: Make a joke about being muggle- born and they order in the troops.
Hermione: Anybody with a brain could tell them that everybody got some muggle blood in them.
Together: Take a tip, take a message. You'll never win by messing with the freakin' Deatheaters.
Harry: And if you find yourself with some young, sexy muggle your gonna have to do her really quick.
( So the Deatheaters don't find you)
Harry: So the sent this little warning, prepared to do their worst.
Ron: And they stuck it on an owl, hoping you could be coerced
Hermione: I can think of another place they could have stuck it first.
Together: They may just be neurotic, or possibly psychotic.
They're the freakin' Deatheaters!