Jon's Date
"Garfield, Garfield. Where are you? Come out boy, I have some lasagna for you," Jon singsong voice rang throughout the house.
Yeah. . .wasn't born yesterday, thought Garfield.
"Where are you Garfield?"
The lazy feline yawned turning over in his litter box. After quickly flattening one particularly foolish spider that happened to scurry past, Garfield resumed his deep thought. Maybe it was time to get a Do Not Disturb sign, for the benefit of his idiot owner.
"I have an idea Garfield," Jon smirked, rounding the corner. "I'll just give it to Ody then."
Garfield still didn't come.
"Well Garfield, Jon was now yelling, I just wanted to let you know that I have a date tonight. Whatever you do, DON'T touch my lemon meringue pie or my cinnamon rolls or my donuts or . . .well, you get the picture. Ooo, there goes the door, that must be her."
Garfield was still in the midst of gagging up a furball-a normal reaction for anyone, knowing Jon, who probably
Garfield looked up, expecting some fake limbs or teeth maybe even a nose ring, but he found the most gorgeous human he'd seen ever before.
"Hi Sabrina, n-nice to see you again. "
"Nice to see you again Jon." She gave him a deep smile.
"Ya' know, ever since that time I met you at the supermarket, I just knew we had to talk some."
"Where are we going Jon?"
"To that place on Oak Street, ummmm The Grill House I think. "
"O.k., great."
I wonder how he got a girl like that, Garfield thought.
Well, were off guys, Jon stepped out."
"Umm Jon, who were you talking to."
"Whadaya mean Sabrina?"
"I mean right before I walked into your house. Someone named Garfield?"
"Oh, that was just the TV."
"I thought I heard your voice."
Jon was stumped. Did he really have to tell his date that he talks to his pets?
"I promise you Sabrina, I wasn't talking to anybody"
"Ok Jon."
Jon just looked up, not sure if she actually believed him.
He walked to the car, and opened the door for his date.
"OMIGOD JON, WHAT'S THIS!"
It was Sabrina's voice. Jon walked over to Sabrina's side of the car and saw Garfield snuggled under the seat.