A/N I cut Deidara's "un." Yeah, yeah I know, it's his trademark, blah blah. Seriously I got tired of trying to write it. Also while I'm saying the things I cut, I censored Hidan. Yeah, yeah I know AGAIN, it's his trademark, blah blah. But I didn't want someone to see me writing the f-word every other word. So deal with them (well without them ^_^ ;)
"Danna!" Deidara called as he ran to hug Sasori. Deidara's hair brushed Sasori's face. Sasori had missed his blond and Deidara held him close. Sasori had been on a recon mission and had just returned. "Oh my little angel, I missed you." Sasori nuzzled Deidara's neck. "I missed you, too, Danna," Deidara sighed "Now come on, Danna! I made a welcome-home dinner!" "I bet it's great, Dei." Sasori replied and lightly kissed Dei's forehead. "It better be. He's been working on it all day. So after five burned meals, three emptied fire extinguishers, and one really pissed off Pein later, you have a meal. I hope you don't die. That'd be a bit of a problem. I'd have no entertainment!" Hidan laughed. "I kill you, you jerk!" Deidara yelled and grabbed some clay from his pocket. Sasori, after dating Deidara for some years, quickly grabbed Deidara's arm as he ran by trying to "kill" Hidan (Hidan laughing all the way.) "Deidara, you can kill him later but right now I'm hungry and I wanna taste your meal," Sasori said while kissing Deidara's neck. "Fine. Next time, Kakuzu control your lover." Deidara grumbled. "Yeah like that will happen! He can't control me!" Hidan snapped. "Oh, really?" Kakuzu questioned. "Yeah, really!" Hidan quipped. "Well, someone's sleeping in the hall again." Kakuzu said as he left. "Whatever! Wait, the hall? Kuzu! Wait, we can talk about this! Kuzu!" Hidan ran after him. Deidara laughed and Sasori dragged him toward the kitchen.
As he dragged Dei in, he gasped. The island eating bar was filled with simple delicious food ending with a small chocolate cake with strawberries. "Oh, Dei!" Sasori said. He was touched. "Well, don't just look! Let's eat." Deidara said cheerfully. As they ate, they talked about everything except the mission Sasori was just on. They didn't want to think about being apart.
When they reached the cake, Sasori took his finger and swiped it in the frosting. Then he dotted on Deidara's nose, only to kiss it off. "Danna!" Deidara whined as he blushed. "Really good frosting, Dei. Taste." Sasori murmured before kissing Deidara sweetly. Deidara could taste the frosting.
"I missed you, Sasori no Danna. I don't want you to leave me again." Deidara murmured sadly. Sasori wrapped his arms around Deidara and hold him close. While nuzzling Deidara's hair and kissing his neck, Sasori whispered, "I know, my angel, my pet. I love you and it breaks my heart when I have to leave. Do you know how long I waited, feeling so empty how long I waited for you, for my sunshine? And now I've found you. I won't lose you. I may leave you for missions but I will always come back. I will always come back for my little blond angel, Dei." "Danna, why are you being so sweet?" Deidara said through tears. "Because I love you, my Deidara."Sasori said wiping Deidara's tears from his cheek. "But aren't I a brat?" "Yes, you are but you're my brat." He gently kissed Deidara as if Dei would break if he was too rough. And they sat there, happy in each others' arms.
"Should we eat the cake?" Sasori murmured against Deidara's neck. "Um… probably. I tried hard to make it for my Danna." "It's such a nice little art piece. I almost hate to eat it.""Danna!" Deidara whined. "Um, Dei, by the way, it won't explode will it?" Sasori said while giving off a bit of nervous laughter. He had fought alongside Deidara long enough to know to run when Deidara had clay and run even faster when Dei was mad. "No, of course not. Silly Danna!" Deidara giggled. "Here!" Deidara cut the cake and handed Sasori a slice.
As he was cautiously cutting a piece to eat with his fork, he noticed something shiny. He pulled it out. It was a ring simple silver but on the inside for the band it said "To my Danna, I will love you forever. –Dei" "Deidara!" Sasori gasped as Deidara blushed. "Sasori no danna, will you—"
"Hey guys, sorry to break up the love and yes, Deidara, we all know you're proposing. But as a representative of the rest of the Akatsuki since Hidan was the only one who volunteered and Kakuzu glared him down. And Pein was pissed so Konan thought it would be best if he went to rest. And Tobi, well, Deidara we're still fixing the hole in the wall that you caused last time when you got mad at Tobi. And we're still fixing the other hole from when you got mad at Zetsu. And Kisame threatened to make me sleep in the hall if I didn't come in here so. Long story, short, we want some food since Deidara has taken over the kitchen," Itachi explained. Deidara was so pissed; Itachi could see the red aura around him. "Dei. Calm down. It's ok. Itachi, grab some food and get out of here before Deidara finds where I hid his clay." Sasori calmly said. "Wait, you hid my clay?" Deidara yelled and patted his pockets trying to conform if Sasori had or not. Sasori had thought ahead and hid the clay when Itachi walked into the room. "Itachi." Sasori said in a cautioning voice. "I'm going. I'm going!" Itachi grumbled and grabbed food and left. By the end, Sasori almost had Deidara in a headlock to keep him from killing Itachi or the other members of the Akatuski.
Deidara teared up. "Shhh, Dei, it's ok. Deidara-" Sasori softly said and pulled out intricately carved wooden box. The cover had an explosion that turned into a heart, the characters for "Art is an explosion but art is also eternal," and a small scorpion and a small spider, that looked like Deidara's clay spiders, in the corner. Deidara studied the box. So much effort and care had been put into making the box. "Open it, Dei." Sasori whispered, sitting with his arms around Deidara who now sat in his lap. Deidara slowly opened the box. Inside was a simple gold ring which had "You are my golden angel. You are my sunshine. You are my brat, Dei," inscribed in the inside of the band. "Deidara, will you marry me?" "Yes, Danna!" Deidara cried as he cried into Sasori shoulder. They held each other tightly. "I love you, Dei." "I love you, too, Sasori no Danna." They whispered trying to not break the perfect moment. "Don't leave me, Danna," Deidara whispered. Sasori tightened his grip on Deidara without making it painful for his angel. "I'll never leave you, Deidara. I may not be with you for a bit but I'll never leave you," Sasori promised, "Deidara, after making such a lovely meal, I bet you're tired. Do you want to go to bed?" "Mmm, yes, Danna…" Deidara had already begun to drift off into sleep in the warmth of Sasori's embrace. So Sasori, like any good boyfriend, carefully lifted Deidara and carried him toward their room. After he laid his sweet brat down, he slid his band on Deidara's left ring finger and slid Deidara's ring on his left hand. Sasori slipped into the bed next to Deidara who automatically curled up as close as he could get to Sasori. Deidara whispered in his sleep, "I love my Danna." "I love you, too, Dei."