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Morganville - The Reality Show

Chapter 1 Francois

Morganville, a small town in Southwestern Texas, a sleepy town, nothing really happens here - nothing ? …well, until KHVB , Channel 4 decided to film a Reality Show nobody ever imagined would be possible .

It became an instant hit in Morganville. People staying at home Thursday nights, not because of the danger outside, but to find out if Oliver will get a new Barista in his coffee shop after he accidentally drained the last one ( '"Honestly, I did not know was a hemophiliac …." true statement of Oliver , coffee owner ) or if Amelie, will fire her hairstylist for ruining her beautiful hair with a horrible damaging perm.

Each episode will show you a life of a different prominent Morganville celebrity - so enjoy , lean back . Get some popcorn or a fresh blood bag and enjoy :

Today on " Morganville the Reality Show " - Francois, a misunderstood Vampire !

" Test, test, test….is the camera on ? ….hey crew, …is the camera on ? Oh, bon . Good , so you are following me around all day long today "

Cameraman is nodding : " Just act normal….Ok? . "

"That is easy for you to say . You are not followed by a camera all the time.."

" It is just today , Sir. It is not all the time. …..So please, just do what you are always do ."

" Like this …" Francois mimicking fangs

" Yes , like this Sir " and the cameraman waves his hand , giving Francois a hint to move on.

"….a well, then…..This is my room. I know it is not much, but right now ….. hiding , Amelie wants me dead - you know , don't really have much time for decorating. Kind of want to hold everything off until things settle a bit down, comprise ? "

Camera nodds.

" Usually I get up around midnight. Not really an early riser, you know.. It is just sometimes hard to motivate yourself getting out of bed, when nobody supports you. " Francois is moving slowly , courtesy to the team, opening the fridge and takes a small blood bag.

" I don't have too many friends in town anymore. …thinking about it, I never really had friends here." he takes a sip from the bag , his eyes getting watery.

" You know, it is really hard , when nobody likes you. You come to this point - heh man, why are you doing all this ? Is anybody ever calling you to hang out with you, killing one or two humans together ….Just having fun, you know ?"

Francois takes another sip and pulls his rope closer together, his long pale legs sticking out , his feet in some old wooden clogs.

" Do you have anymore contact with Ysandre ? " the producer asks.

' Not really. She just used me, you know. I …..I was just a piece of meat for her…" he moves over to his little cot in the corner and drops the robe . His pale , naked body turned to the camera.

" Sir, would you please turn around, this is a family program "

'" Ah oui ! I forgot. I am not a pervert or something. I loved children….You won't believe it, but I am a very good babysitter. Children are crazy about me - I AM a sensitive person, you know . "

Francois turns around again and takes the clothing, which is lying on his bed. After he is dressed he turns towards the camera again.

" I am going out now - grabbing a bite to eat ", laughs shy " are you coming ? "

The crew follows Francois from his cellar room onto the street.

They walk for a while until Francois sees a drunk lying in some corner.

" Excuse moi, I'll just have a drink or two…" he leans over the unconscious drunk and bites into his hairy , neck.

Francois coughs and pulls a hair out of his mouth : " These Americans, that would never happen in Paris…"

Francois continued to drink . After a few minutes he gets up and cleans his chin with a small cloth. " I believe Merlot , maybe some Red Chardoney, but definitely no Zinfandel. "

Francois slightly unsteady, moves on to another "free drink "

" Ah , Buddy - he is a friend . Always has good whiskey on board ….may I , Buddy " , and Francois leans down to the next Morganville homeless.

After a few sips , Francois starts hiccuping.

" Lets go - mon amis - I love you ALLLLLL. …..Ahhhhh Shelley over there and her Sherry in her - HA, I was funny, wasn't I "

Francois wappeling to the next homeless person and letting himself heavy down, taking a few more sips.

" You should try it , too, my friend…..please come drink with me, pleeeaaasssseee . Iiiiiii loooovveeeee youuuuuuuuu! "

Francois singing a french song , hanging on the producer and and trying to give him a friendship ring , which he had pulled off of unconscious Shelley.

After the fifth homeless person, Francois finally collapsed and was carried home by the film crew.

…..Next time at Morganville - The Reality Show : Oliver - a man of many talents or just an ordinary Hippie ?