The Maurauders and their Marshmellows

by arc.black

James' marshmellows have mysteriously disappeared! What on earth is he going to do? oneshot, for now.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted James.

"What!" said Remus, rushing into the dorm.

James looked at him forlornly. "My marshmallows are gone."

"OH NO!" yelled Remus. "Not the marshmallows! Not the pink, fluffy marshmallows!"

"What are you, Shrek's Gingerbread Man in retrospect?" Sirius snorted. "And anyway, what's all this fuss about?"

"My marshmallows are gone," James moaned.

"WHAT! NOT YOUR MARSHMELLOWS! THEY CAN'T BE GONE! NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Okay, what have you been shouting about?" asked Peter, poking his head into the room.

His hair was whipped back by the resounding force of the bellow of "MARSHMELLOWS!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Peter. "I am not guilty!"

"Huh?" James gave his angry look a break. "Why is the marshmallow talking?"