Konoha Academy of Wizobi and Witchi
By SevieIsCute
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters… Please don't sue me! I give credit to the makers of Naruto, Harry Potter, Suikoden, Prince of Tennis, Full Metal Alchemist, Girl Got Game, and DNAngel.
Summary: Basically, this is Naruto in Hogwarts! Yet, the characters of Naruto take over the places of the characters of Harry Potter. Read this take on what would happen! The characters from all sorts of different anime will be coming here also, but don't worry; you don't have to have watched them to read this fanfic! Warnings: Yaoi, SasuNaru and other assorted yaoi pairings. There are a few Hetero pairings, but not many!
Chapter One – The Lone Survivor
The Uchiha were what you could call an influential clan. They ruled just about everything in Konoha, despite the rumors of being a branch off of the Hyuuga.
One boy, in particular, was a pretty ordinary boy. Nobody thought he was outstanding and who could? Compared against his brother, he was a nobody. This was Sasuke. Sasuke, a nice young child of six, couldn't give a care about how strong he was, he only wanted attention.
Itachi, that was his older brother, was an all together, pretty nice brother. He gave Sasuke attention when others didn't, and because of this, he was idolized by Sasuke. Others described him as arrogant and cold, but Sasuke knew better. Itachi was a genius, who had graduated much sooner than expected.
In an unfortunate day in the Uchiha Clan, Sasuke was walking home from school, when suddenly; he noticed something odd in his clan's part of the village. It was quiet. Way too quiet.
He started running, a feeling of dread filling his body. When he turned the corner, he saw a sight that would forever haunt him. It was mass slaughter. Bodies littered the street and the street was stained red from the blood. Yet, Sasuke still ran forward, trying to get to his house.
When he entered, he knew that all was wrong. As he neared his parent's room, he heard a voice. He opened the door, and saw a black shadow ran towards him, and he felt a pain in his neck. After a few seconds, it was gone and he continued into the room. He gasped at the sight of his parents, slaughtered. As he made his way over to the bodies, a message on the wall caught his eye. 'Hate me Sasuke, and grow strong' the young boy broke down, no longer able to stand and cried.
Switch Scenes-
Across the village, a young boy suddenly felt cold, but he flicked off the feeling. He thought that it was probably because of the poor clothing on his back.
Since he was a kid, Naruto couldn't remember ever being treated right, to the point, where he only knew what was right when he watched other people. He had been this way since he could remember, but he couldn't figure out why everyone hated him so much. The only one that he thought nice was the man who worked at the ramen stall, who would give Naruto free food sometimes when his boss wasn't looking. So Naruto grew up, underfed and lonely.
Fast Forward 5 years-
"Sasuke-kun? Will you go out with me?" asked a small and timid girl.
"No." Sasuke said coldly, turning away.
The young, energetic and bright boy was gone. All these years, Sasuke could only think of his family's revenge against the only body not recovered, Itachi. Sasuke rubbed his neck through his turtleneck, the pain not going away. He disregarded it for now, since it had been that way for the past few weeks.
Sasuke glanced at the now crying girl and turned away, starting the walk home.
Suddenly, a hawk flew out of nowhere and dropped a letter on his head. Glaring at the hawk that was flying away, Sasuke looked at the letter addressed to him. He opened it, and popped into thin air. Across the village, another experienced the same.
When the whirling stopped, Sasuke cautiously looked around. He was in a room, alone. Suddenly, another pop sounded, and a solid body collided with his own. Using his instinct, he twisted around so that he fell on top.
Sasuke had kept his eyes open the whole time, so when the landed on the floor, he had a close look at what had hit him. It was a blonde boy, with three whisker markers on each cheek. His eyes were closed tightly and his pink lips slightly open, panting from the pain of landing.
Then, the eyes started to open and noticed the boy that was on top of him. For a minute, the cerulean eyes were confused, then the narrowed in anger.
"Get off of me pervert!" he said, arms flailing.
When he said this, Sasuke finally realized the compromising situation they were in. Sasuke was between this boy's legs and their faces were three inches apart.
Sasuke instinctively caught the boy's wrists and pinned them above their heads.
"Stop." He ordered.
For some reason, Naruto stopped, and stared at the dark haired boy on top of him. Their eyes caught and they were lost in each other's eyes, when a loud cough interrupted them.
"Am I interrupting something? Don't worry, do go on, I'm getting good information for my book."
The two whipped their heads over to the side and saw an old man sitting on a frog, and looking to be reading porn. Sasuke came to his senses and got up.
"Well, the name's Jiraiya, and I'm to be your guide on the beginning of you journey to Konoha's Academy of Wizobi and Witchi." He said, as if reading lines.
"You're just, you're, Ero-Sennin!" said Naruto.
"Shut up idiot and let him talk." Said Sasuke.
"Bastard! You don't know me!"
"Enough boys, Naruto meet Sasuke, Sasuke, meet Naruto. There, now lets get a move on." He said, moving towards a door that Sasuke was sure wasn't there before.
As they walked out of a building and into a busy street, Sasuke and Naruto looked around, amazed at a street they had never seen before.
"Welcome to Horizon Alley, where you can get all your gear for your first year."
"Umm… what exactly are you talking about?" asked Naruto, bewildered.
"Haven't you read your letters?" Jiraiya asked?
"No, seeing as we were transported as soon as we touched it." Said Sasuke.
"Well, you were supposed to have read it in that room, but seeing as you were too busy with each other…" he chuckled.
Naruto turned pink and Sasuke looked away.
"Well it was his fault!" Naruto screamed.
"How is it my fault?" Sasuke said.
"You pinned me down against my will!" Naruto screamed and people around started looking at them.
"Quiet idiot!" said Sasuke, putting a hand over Naruto mouth and dragging him into a more secluded place.
"Youngsters these days move too quickly." Stated Jiraiya from behind them.
Sasuke ignored the comment and let a steamed Naruto go.
"Tell me, what this is about."
"You seriously don't know?" asked Jiraiya incredulously.
"No, and neither does this idiot apparently." Said Sasuke, a hand put up, silencing an angry Naruto.
"You really don't know about the Wizobi world? But you're both famous over there!" said Jiraiya.
Sasuke and Naruto both shook their heads.
"I don't know if I'm the best one to tell you guys, but I guess I'll have to. I'll tell you one at a time, Sasuke first."
Sasuke and Jiraiya went further down into the alley, where no one could hear them.
"Well Sasuke, your family, was the most prestigious family in the Wizobi world, before the massacre. The killer was said to be Orochimaru, the most fearsome Wizobi in the world, but after going through your family, he disappeared, and no one knows how and for some reason, you were left behind. That makes you famous; everyone thinks that it was you who banished him. Everyone knows about the curse seal on your neck Sasuke, and they think that somehow, you killed him."
"How could that have happened?"
"I don't know, but personally, I don't think that he's really gone. Probably still plotting for the take over of the world."
After, Jiraiya led a confused Sasuke back to the bored Naruto, and took him aside.
"Naruto, do you know anything about your past?"
"No, no one ever wants to tell me."
"Well, Naruto, your parents were famous. Both were heads of their division of Anbu and the some of the strongest people around. Now, Kyuubi was a newly awakened King of Demons and for some reason, only focused on killing your parents. They were hunted, so they went into hiding with your mom eight months pregnant. Their last month is said that it was their happiest. Yet, it couldn't last forever. They were betrayed by one they thought was a close friend and Kyuubi attacked. At this moment, your mom went into labor while your dad fought off Kyuubi. No one really knows what happened, but we do know that your dad sacrificed his life to seal the Kyuubi away, and your mom died, shielding you against Kyuubi's last energy blast.
"But, that doesn't explain why everyone hates me."
"Well, your parent's are one of the few people known in both worlds, though the civilian world knew nothing about the Wizobi world. When your dad sealed the Kyuubi away, he sealed it into the only place he knew would be safe. He sealed it into you."
Naruto was shocked; he couldn't believe this could be true.
"Now, no one really knows that you're his son, they see you as an incarnation of the demon itself. Also, the generation that knew, have been forbidden to talk about it."
That explained a lot of things. Yet…
"How do you know this?" questioned Naruto suspiciously.
"Well, I was a close friend of your parents. I'm sorry you had to find out this way Naruto."
Naruto smiled a huge fake smile, and hugged Jiraiya, who was surprised at this.
"Thanks Ero-Sennin." He said, as Jiraiya sweat dropped at the nickname.
They walked back over to Sasuke, who grunted and they all continued out into the busy street.
Fast Forward, the night-
After they bought all their purchases, they settled into an inn near train station that would take them to their new school.
Naruto and Sasuke looked over their new kunai, shuriken, scrolls, quill, paper, cauldrons, and etc.
They were both admiring the most important piece. Their wands.
Naruto's was 10 inches, Maple and Fox Fur.
Sasuke's wand was 11 and a half inches, Oak and Basilisk Fang.
Both were a little hesitant about their cores, but they still admired the beautiful piece.
The next day, they were going to board the train to head to the secret school. Both had accepted.
In terms of tuition, Naruto, was surprised when he discovered the small fortune that his parents had left him.
Sasuke, of course, had much more money then he could ever use in a lifetime. All the Uchiha's money had automatically transferred to him. Also, that amount was a small amount compared to the amount he would inherit when he came of age.
Throughout the day, Sasuke and Naruto would not stop bickering, driving Jiraiya to drop them off at and inn and go drinking again.
Sadly, the boy's came too late, and all the rooms were booked except one. They accepted their fate sooner or later, and settled into the room.
Naruto had drawn a chalk line down the middle of the room, and sat stubbornly on his side of the room, ignoring Sasuke.
Soon, Sasuke just turned off the light, and went to sleep. Naruto soon followed into dreamland.
Don't kill them, no DON'T!
They don't deserve to die like that, STOP!
Sasuke sat up, cold sweat dripping down his face and body. He glanced around, remembering the events of the day. He had had another dream that he had frequently since the curse seal started to hurt.
A whimper broke him out of his thoughts.
He glanced over at Naruto's side of the room. The blonde was tossing and turning. He make little hurt sounds now and then.
Sasuke didn't know why, but it bothered him. So he got up, and walked over to Naruto's side of the room, intent on waking Naruto up from his nightmare.
Gently, he shook Naruto. "Idiot, wake up, it's just a nightmare."
Naruto's eyes fluttered open, full of unshed tears. "Sasuke?"
"Ah, just, go back to sleep." Sasuke said, walking back to his bed.
Right in front of his bed, he was surprised when arms wrapped around him.
"Please don't leave me." Mumbled Naruto into Sasuke's back.
Sasuke sighed, his resolve softening. "It's okay Naruto, I won't go anywhere."
Sasuke sighed once more, as his fatigue washed through. He settled Naruto down into the bed and went to sleep himself. Unconsciously, Sasuke reached out for Naruto, and drew him into his arms. The two slept on, finally having one night without nightmares.
AN: I know, I know, horribly cliché and OOC right? But come on! Isn't it cute! Their suffering from loneliness you know. Wow, I'm starting a new story before finishing any others. But don't worry; I will finish the others sooner or later. Inspiration just struck me and I had to write about it. Please don't flame me anymore. If you don't like, you don't read, I've said so many times.