Prologue

I'll never forget that night..

'Get on your knees! Get on your knees!'

When they arrested me,..

'Wait! Please, what are you doing?!'

I tried..

'You have the right to remain silent!'

'Oof!'

I tried to make them stop..

but they just kept,

hitting me..

And now..

I'm here.

Sitting in my car, on my way to jail. Listening to my attorney blab-on about some test the 'warden' is gonna give me.

"Naruto. Brat, you listening to me?"

I nodded without taking my eyes off the window. She sighed, and I enjoyed the silence until we arrived.

Next thing I new we were in the 'warden's' office. This guy was weird he had huge,bushy, grey hair, and two red tattoos under his eyes.

What was even weirder? He hadn't stop drooling since my attorney walked in. 'What was her name again?'

'Tani?' 'Susi?' 'Sundae?'

"Ah! Tsunade!-"

'Ah! And I almost had it!'

he continued, "Looks like somebody missed me!" the old perve said, moving his eyes up and down her body.

I almost lost my lunch

Tsunade rolled her eyes, "Naruto-Jiraiya. Jiraiya-Naruto." she said boredly motioning her hand between us.

The old ma's attention snapped to me, "Naruto? Not, Naruto Uzamaki?"

I nodded.

"Well! It's great to see ya kid! Well, of course I'd prefer it didn't have to be like this but; Wow have you grown!"

"I haven't seen you in what? Thirteen years? Gods you look just like your old man, except the eyes though, those are the eyes of kushina Uzamaki for sure. Speaking of the beautiful duo, how are your parents?"

I stiffened, "Dead.." I trailed off.

This seemed to rain on his 'reunion' parade,

"Oh, I see. I'm sorry for your loss. How long?"

I looked him in the face,

"Thirteen Years."

He cleared his throat, "Well, anyways, back to business. We're gonna start this off with a few simple questions, so we can get an idea of who you are. This helps us to make sure there won't be any problems with your cell mate."

I sat up straight and nodded.

"Okay, how old are you?"

"Eighteen."

"Where did you attend Highschool?"

"Konoha High."

"Have you ever been in another detention center?"

"No."

"Okay. Now these questions are going to be more personal. If you don't get it I'll explain."

I nodded.

"Are your parents, deceased, handi-capped, and or otherwise mentally incompetent?"

I noted he didn't look at me this time.

"They're dead." he took his time writing that down, he must have known them pretty good. How didn't he know they were dead?

"Do you have a spouse? Or are in a serious or casual relationship? Basically, do you have a girlfriend?"

My jaw tightened.

"I know-I know, it sounds like a strange question to ask. But, it's so we have an idea where to look for you, should you escape.."

"No..I don't"

And that was true. I used to. A beautiful perky pink haired girl. Sakura Haruno. It was a happy relationship. For the most part. She was my first crush. I knew I wasn't in-love with her thou. For obvious reasons. One of them being, although I had strong feelings for her. I was painfully aware of her faults.

She was, judgmental,abnormally violent and angry, over dramatic, manipulative, jealous, and sometimes just down right scary.

But the one that really hurt the most was, she was constantly reminding me that, I wasn't her first love. She always rambled on about some random guy who told her she was beautiful in elementary school. I don't get why she thought he was so hot, apparently he had a bowl cut, and wore a green jumpsuit.

Oh if only I knew how many times I've been beaten for laughing at that image..

But, regardless of her many faults, I really did care about her. That's why I'd taken the break-up so hard.

She was there. The night I was arrested.

I can still hear the conversation that we had while I was being dragged out to the police car. Her face covered in tears.

'Naruto! Oh my gods!'

'Sakura-chan!'

she looked at me in shame,

'Naruto..How could you!?.'

she shook her head,

'I'm sorry Naruto,..but, I can't love a criminal..'

'No! Sakura please! I don't even know what I did wrong!'

I watched as the tears in her eyes kept spilling over. But I knew it wasn't because our relationship was over, It was because this was a serious blow to her reputation.

I finished the rest of the questions and said goodbye to Jiraiya and Tsunade before I was introduced to my cell. The silver haired man patted my head and smiled underneath his mask, "Your roommate will be in soon." he said before cupping my face in his hand, "I look forward to doing business with you, Naruto.." I heard him say before smiling again and gesturing for me to enter my cell.

Perve 1 and Perve 2. Did all perves have wierd grey hair?

When I was alone, I finally realized how tired I was. So I decided to take a nap.

"Man I'm tired.. I mumbled.

'Maybe, If I sleep. I can pretend this was all a dream..' I thought, closing my eyes.

Well, I've never heard of dreaming, and waking up to a nightmare.

Okay so I realize that probably none of this story is correct, as to what happens in an actual jail. But, ehh I did my best heh-heh.

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