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Doughnut Song
Vector and Charmy stood (or in Charmy's case, flew) in front of a wall, plotting their next prank.
"Well how about we. . ." Charmy whispered in the alligator's ear.
He shook his head. "No, no. Knuckles wouldn't appreciate that. How bout we. . ."
This went on for a few more minutes until. . .
"PERFECT!" Charmy yelled.
"Ssssshh!" Vector scolded the bee, holding a finder to his lips. He looked around to see if anybody heard him. The head of the Chaotix was relieved to see no one around. They waited a few minutes, Charmy flitting back and forth when their victim finally showed up.
"Hey Silver!" Charmy said, flying up to the hedgehog. There's a doughnut shop around the block that's having a special today! A doughnut a nickel, and I have a spare!" he held up a small metal piece with a hole in the center.
Silver looked at the small bee with suspicion. "What about you and Vector?"
"Weeeeeeeell," Charmy thought for a moment. "We already had doughnuts!"
That was enough for Silver. The gullible hedgehog took the worthless coin and went towards the shop.
"I've always wanted to try one of these. . ." he muttered.
When he was out of earshot, the pranksters burst out laughing. When they stopped laughing they waited a few minutes for the futuristic hedgehog to come back defeated without a doughnut.
When he returned, though, it was not Silver without a doughnut, but a fresh doughnut in hand.
"So," Vector said after recovering from his shock, "How'd it go?"
They waited for Silver to finish his treat, and he said:
"Well I walked around the corner and I walked around the block And I walked right in to a donut shop
And I picked a donut right out of the grease and I handed the lady a five cent piece
Well she looked at the nickel and she looked at me and she said 'This nickel is no good you see
There's a hole in the middle I can see right through' And I said 'Lady, there's a hole in the donut too!
Thanks for the donut, toodleooo!'"
They stared at the clueless hedgehog as he continued on his way.
Constructive criticism is encouraged! I'm new at this kind of stuff!
