6 girls, 6 guys. 1 insane ex-manager wanting revenge on 3 of the girls and 3 of the guys. 1 crazy author who is chipmunk-obsessed. What does that add up to? A fanfic you cannot miss. I'm ChipetteGirl10, and what you are about to read is insane. You can turn back, or strap in for the ride. If you chose to strap in, please keep your hands and feet in the vehicles at all times…
Our Greatest Escape
Chapter One: Back and After You
Simon was finishing up an invention in the basement with Max.
"Screwdriver."
"SCREWDRIVER!"
Max handed Simon a screwdriver. "It's done!" Simon said. "Yes!" Max cheered, wiping sweat off of his forehead. "Let's see if it works," Max said. "Safety first," Simon said. They turned to put on their safety gear. Alvin jumped out from behind a table and poured water on the electrical parts.
"Ha! This'll be good," he muttered. He silently ran upstairs. "Push the button," Max said. Simon pushed a button on a remote, when sparks started flying from the machine. "IT'S GONNA BLOW! TAKE COVER!" Simon yelled. He and Max jumped under a quilt under the table.
The machine exploded.
"NOT GONNA SAY IT…," Simon said.
"Simon, calm down…"
A few sparks jumped onto their TV. It exploded.
"NOT GONNA SAY IT…"
"Simon…!"
Their science books caught fire.
"ALVIN!"
"YES!" Alvin cheered from somewhere upstairs.
"WICKED!" Jeff called.
"YOU TWO ARE DEAD MUNKS!" Max yelled. Simon was already halfway up the steps. "RUN!" Alvin yelled to Jeff.
Simon and Max were on their heels as they ran to Dave's room. Dave was on his bed with a tub of ice cream, watching soap operas.
"DON'T LEAVE HIM, MIRANDA!" he sobbed. Then he saw four of his six kids. He quickly changed the channel to EPSN. "They're just letting a player go, and he…uh…had a very…heartfelt…uh, speech…," Dave said. "Sure…," the four replied. Alvin and Jeff bolted off, with Max and Simon following. Dave switched back to his other channel. "YOU WERE PERFECT TOGETHER!" Dave cried loudly.
Alvin, Jeff, Max, and Simon glanced at each other. "That's disturbing," Alvin said. "Agreed," the other three said.
Theodore and Scott peeped out from Dave's covers in his room.
"DON'T LEAVE!" all three sobbed.
At the Wilson residence…
Leah was looking through her science book when Jeanette burst in the room.
"LEAH!"
"Yes…?" Leah answered, not bothering to look up. "STOP READING!" Jeanette said, tossing Leah's science book on the floor. "What's so important?" Leah asked.
"THE NEWS! CHANNEL SEVEN!" Brittany yelled, racing to the living room. Leah jogged behind Jeanette as the six girls in the house gathered with Claire in the living room. The news was on, and anchorwoman Michelle Bubblegibbles (XD) was sitting at the news desk.
"Now for some disturbing news including six furry chipmunks," Michelle began. "The jail that Ian Hawke has been housed at has just noticed that Ian Hawke has escaped! He left a note saying he wants to exact his revenge on those 'dirty, filthy, rats' for putting his career down the toilet."
Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor passed out.
"I'll phone Dave…," Claire said, barely above a whisper. She picked up the phone and dialed the number of the Seville residence.
Back at the Seville residence…
Theodore and Scott shielded their eyes.
"I HATE YOU!" the woman on the screen said, continuing to make out with the man.
"I HATE YOU MORE!" the man said, pulling her deeper in the kiss. "THEY'RE JUST SO GOOD TOGETHER!" Dave sobbed. The phone rang.
Dave picked up. "He-Hello? Ahem, I mean, hello?" he said, pulling it together. "Dave, were you watching your soap operas again?" Claire asked. "N-No…," Dave answered.
"Oh, forget that. Ian's out of jail and wants revenge on Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor! Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor already passed out on the couch!"
Brittany could be heard through the phone screaming at Tammy. "Looks like the ice water worked," Claire muttered.
"WHAT? I'LL WARN THE BOYS!" "But Da-" Dave had already hung up.
"BOYS!"
Back at the Wilson residence…
"TAMMY! ICE WATER? REALLY?" Brittany yelled.
"You passed out!" Tammy said, holding her hands up for defense. "IT WAS ICE WATER!" Brittany continued ranting.
"Ian's back! Oh no! Oh no this can't end well! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!" Eleanor shouted.
"Shut up! Relax!" Nicki said. "This is bad!" Jeanette said. "Well, we have two options. One, take this seriously and stand up for ourselves. Two, move to a foreign country," Brittany said. "A FOREIGN COUNTRY?" Tammy shouted. "It worked for Leslie," Brittany said. "Who's Leslie?" Leah asked. "Exactly!" Brittany cried.
Claire came out of the kitchen. "WE'RE NOT MOVING TO RUSSIA!" Brittany groaned and flopped on the couch.
Aw. Ian's back. Hey! Nobody said you could get out of your vehicle! NO! This is far from over! Good reader! Stay…see you in the next chapter! *Voice comes on speaker* The carnival will re-open at nine tomorrow, thank you…