One sunny afternoon Vegeta was walking along merrily, happily singing to himself.
"Always look on the bright side of life…" He started to whistle.
"Vegeta, how long are you gonna keep singing that?" Nappa growled.
"Until I'm satisfied!"
"Nappa, just leave him to it." Raditz frowned. "He's not doing any harm – whoa!" He suddenly fell over.
"Don't fall when I'm singing." Vegeta scolded.
"Sorry, I tripped…" Raditz mumbled. He looked down to see what had caused him to trip – and what he was now lying on. "Bah!" he screamed, jumping up. "Frieza!" Vegeta started to laugh.
"You lay on top of Frieza!" he bellowed.
"I did not!" Raditz argued.
"Hehe! That looked sexual just now." Nappa grinned.
"… Yeah, I think that's what he meant." Raditz replied.
"Oh, right…" Nappa blushed a little. "Yeah, I knew that."

Meanwhile Vegeta was looking closely at Frieza.
"Whoa!" he gasped. "Hey, did you guys know he has legs!"
"Huh?" Nappa blinked.
"Let me see that!" Raditz looked at the unconscious Frieza. "Haha!" he laughed. "Cool!"
"D'you think they're real?" Nappa asked. Vegeta knelt down and pulled at Frieza's legs.
"They seem pretty real to me." He answered.
"Uh… what's that above his leg?" Nappa sweat dropped. Vegeta looked up to see that Frieza was wearing a short tight black skirt.
"… Oh my God!" Vegeta jumped up. "We've walked in on them again!"
"But Frieza is unconscious." Nappa said.
"S&M! S. And. M!" Vegeta cried, wildly scrubbing his brain.
"Why do they see the need to dress up as women?" Raditz sighed, folding his arms. Vegeta groaned.
"I don't know…"
"Look, he's even got cute little pink bows on his horns." Raditz pointed out.
"Yeah, and he really made an effort. They're on pretty tight." Vegeta mumbled as he tugged at the bows. Raditz smirked.
"Gives Zarbon something to tug on." He sniggered.
"Ewww!" Vegeta screamed and hit Raditz. "There's a reason your father never loved you!"
"…" Raditz sniffed, his eyes watering. "Geez Veg, watch what you say…" he whimpered.

Nappa looked at Frieza questionably.
"Are Frieza's horns really that small?" he asked.
"Now that you mention it they do look kind of tiny…" Raditz mumbled.
"Maybe it's the bows making them look smaller." Vegeta tugged a little harder and pulled off one of the pink bows. "... Weird…"
"Check out the boob job!" Raditz exclaimed as he squeezed one of Frieza's fake breasts. "Hey, these feel pretty real too."
"Gross, stop touching those things!" Vegeta snapped.
"What? They're just bits of fabric." Raditz shrugged. He waved his hand in Vegeta's face. "Blaa!"
"God dammit Raditz! There's also a reason your father tried again!" Vegeta snarled. Raditz's eyes filled up again.
"Every word is like a dagger…" he cried.
"Hey… you guys? I've been doing some thinking…" Nappa mumbled.
"O.O Whoa." Vegeta and Raditz's eyes widened in disbelief as they stared at him.
"Careful Nappa, that stuff's bad for your brain." Vegeta warned.
"Right, but… I don't think this is Frieza." Nappa said.
"What?" Vegeta frowned. "But it looks just like him! I mean, apart from the legs and the skirt and the horns and the bows and the breasts." He glanced at Frieza again. "… And the prettier face."
"Yeah!" Raditz argued. "It's… …" He looked at Frieza again. "… He has eyelashes too."
"And he's not wearing armour…" Vegeta mumbled. "Yeah, I don't think this is him."
"But it's still a Frieza creature, right?" Nappa asked.
"Yeah, a girl one…" Vegeta nodded. "Wow, I thought Frieza was the closest they could get to a girl!"
"Do you think it's his mom?" Nappa gasped.
"No, you moron!" Vegeta scolded. "Frieza doesn't have a mom! And if he does there's no way in hell she'd own up to being his mother."
"Okay, well how about his sister?" Nappa replied.
"Does Frieza have a sister?" Raditz questioned.
"No." Vegeta stated.
"Okay, then maybe it's his girlfriend." Nappa shrugged.

After a long pause Vegeta, Nappa and Raditz burst out laughing.
"Ah-hahahahaha!"
"Yeah, yeah, or maybe it's Zarbon's girlfriend!" Raditz exclaimed, causing them to laugh harder.
"No, I think it's Frieza's – he met her at a straight bar!" Vegeta cackled.
"Stop it, Veg!" Raditz pleaded through laughter. "You're breaking my ribs!"
"Hey, that's what she says to him!" Nappa cried and their laughter grew louder.
"Gross, Nappa!" Vegeta cried.
"Oh my God… haha…" Raditz began to settle down.
"Hehe…" Vegeta sniggered. Nappa sighed contently, and after calming down the three of them stood in silence for a moment.

"Seriously, who the hell is this?" Vegeta said.
"I think it's his sister." Nappa answered.
"Yeah, it looks too much like him for them to not be related." Raditz agreed.
"Okay, cool." Vegeta stepped over the girl. "Well I'm glad we got that sorted out. "Let's go." He carried on walking.
"Yeah, come on." Raditz followed Vegeta.
"Uh, wait." Nappa stopped them. "She looks kinda… unconscious."
"You just noticed?" Vegeta raised his eyebrow.
"No, but shouldn't we help her?" Nappa asked.
"Why?" Raditz frowned.
"Well, she's Frieza's sister. So if we just leave her here to die, the chances are he'll kill us too." Nappa reasoned.
"Oh yeah, good point…" Raditz mumbled.
"No it's not!" Vegeta argued. "Nappa, how is Frieza gonna know that we left her here? What, is she gonna tell him what happened while she was unconscious?"
"That's a good point too." Raditz nodded.
"Let's just go, she's probably recovering from a hangover." Vegeta scoffed.
"Yeah, okay." Nappa stepped over her to join the others and the three saiyans started walking away down the corridor.

As they walked Vegeta smirked to Raditz.
"Hey, Raditz." He began.
"Yeah?" Raditz answered.
"You know you just fondled Frieza's sister's breasts, right?"
"… … Oh my God!" Vegeta and Nappa burst out laughing. "Jesus!" Raditz screamed and ran ahead. "I gotta find a sink!"
"Hahaha! Run Raditz!" Nappa called, and he and Vegeta began chanting after their comrade.
"Run Raditz, Run Raditz, Run, run, run…"
"$?#%&$!" was Raditz's reply.
"Hahaha!" Nappa grinned.
"Wanker." Vegeta said.

Meanwhile just a few yards away the icejin girl slowly opened her eyes.
"Huh…?" she uttered softly and looked around. "… Where am I?" She rubbed her eyes and looks around again. "This looks like my ship…" She stood up and looked down at her body. Where's my –"
"Lady Frikiza!" The girl looked up as a familiar voice cried out to her. Two women vaguely representing Zarbon and Dodoria came running towards her carrying small, feminine armour.
"Lady Frikiza, there you are." The Zarbon woman panted as she stopped in front of Frikiza. "I brought your armour, Ma'am."
"Thanks…" Frikiza mumbled and put the armour on. "How did I get here Zarba?" she asked. "I remember I was in my bedroom getting dressed, and then…"
"The dimension-traveller worked, Frikiza-sama!" Zarba declared. "We were all transported here."
"Even the saiyans." The Dodoria girl added.
"The saiyans!" Frikiza gasped. "Where are they now?"
"We, uh… ^_^' We lost them." The Dodoria girl sweat dropped.
"No Doria, you lost them!" Zarba snapped. "I was in charge of finding Frikiza!"
"It doesn't matter!" Frikiza growled. "We can look for them later; right now we need to find that other Frikiza!"
"Do you really think she'll be able to help us?" Doria asked.
"I'm sure of it." Frikiza smiled. "Let's go! ^_^"
"Okay!" Zarba and Doria beamed and followed their leader.

Author's Note-
Hey! So I hope you enjoyed the first instalment of my narrative version of The Saiyans 2nd Generation! You have no idea how long I've been waiting to introduce the girls haha. Stay tuned for the next instalment! And please R&R:)