Author: Rasengandragon

Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Fruits Basket...I will! You'll seea NEW name on the DVD's! Bwaahaahaa! They'll read: Property of Rasengandragon (did I spell that right? Man, it's hard writing my pen name over and over and over -.-;)

Summary: When Kyou recieves a paper with a restraining order from Kagura on it, he throws a fit of happyness, but when Kagura finds out...it's not going to be a pretty sight.

Editors Note: This is my first fic I've written so far, so don't be cruel and review too harshly...xDDD Naw, go ahead. I don't really care...though I might spit at the compy ; Enjoy!

Bad News

"Oh, Kyou! Shigure said that Kagura was stopping by tomorrow! I haven't seen her in so long, I can't wait!" Tohru Honda joyfully said after a long day of badminton.

"That's not going to be a fun day…" Yuki Sohma muttered, inclining his sweating head forward, allowing a deep sigh to escape his lips.

"I'm going out tomorrow." Kyou Sohma said promptly, running his fingers through his damp, blazing orange hair. "Why can't get Hatori to restrain that damn Kagura from me? She's gonna kill me some day!"

"Who's this Kagura? Hana-san inquired, Uo-san nodding in eagerness.

"She's none of your business!" Kyou yelled, his fiery temper rising.

"Is she your girl-friend?" Uo-san asked, smirking at Kyou's rage.

"Hell no!"

"Kagura is a Sohma is our cousin. She loves Kyou and throws him around when he pushes her away." Hatsuharu Sohma piped in, after being so quiet. "But…Kyou doesn't feel the same way."

"Oh.." Uo-chan and Hana-san said in unison.

"… And she nearly KILLS me every time I see her!" Kyou added, sighing and turning away.

"Tohruuuuu! Can I come home with you today? Please! Just for once?" The rabbit-boy Momiji randomly asked, staring at Tohru with puppy-like eyes. "Pweeaaaase?"

"Sure Momiji-kun! That would be wonderful!" Tohru said, clapping her hands together.

"I guess I'll come, too…" Haru-san said, putting his left hand on his hip.

After all the 'good-byes' were said, Kyou, Yuki, Momiji, Hatsuharu, and Tohru gradually walked home together, Momiji asking Tohru the oddest questions.

"Tohru…? How's school? Who's being mean to you? Are you as nice to people in school to people as you are to me? Huh? Huh? Huh! Owwww! Kyou's hitting me!" The feeble rabbit whined, soothing his head. Tears shed from his eyes and rolled down his rosy cheeks.

"You don't ask girl's that, idiot!" Kyou yelled, noogying (If that's even a word…Sometimes I make up my own words…)Momiji's head.

"Do you really have to be so violent?" Yuki asked, glaring at Kyou.

"Yes…must you?" Shigure called from on his porch.

"What the hell! How could you hear that from here!"

Shigure grinned, "I have sharp ears." he said. "Now let's have dinner! I made it special tonight!"

"I'm not hungry." Yuki, Kyou, and Haru said together, walking upstairs immediately.

"Ohh, that's not nice!" Momiji said, licking his lips. "I'm starving!" He grabbed what looked like onigiri and bit into it.

One hour later

"Ohhhh…. It huuurts!" Momiji groaned, rubbing his stomach.

"What'd you do to him!" Haru inquired Shigure, who looked quite surprised.

"Me? I'm shocked you would ask me of all people! I did nothing! He ate my onigiri and fell over, knocked out cold!" Shigure replied, taken aback.

Yuki and Kyou sighed.

"Momiji! What should we do! What should I do? I should have cooked, it's all my fault!" Tohru panicked, flailing her arms around and running around the couch Momiji was laying on.

Yuki gently grabbed her arm and settled her down, "It's not your fault. Shigure decided to cook out of his own accord."

"Yeah. No one knew he puts poison in his food!" Kyou said.

"I think if we just leave him be for the night he'll be fine." Haru said, scratching his chin.

"Okay! Good night Sohma-kun, Kyou-kun, Haru-kun," Tohru said, residing to her bedroom.

"Good night, Honda-san. Haru, you can sleep in my room." Yuki said. Haru nodded and walked away with Yuki. Kyou nodded and followed them into his own room.

The next morning Momiji and Haru walked back to the Sohma estate. Passing Kagura on the way out.

"Kyooouuu!" Kagura sang, waving her left arm in greeting. Tohru met Kagura at the door and smiled brightly.

"You should visit more often!" She said, greeting Kagura.

"Yes, yes, right… But right now I just want to see my dear Kyou!" Kagura hurriedly muttered, her brown orbs darting around the Sohma house. She gasped, and dashed past Tohru suddenly, grabbing hold of what looked like a flash and squeezing it tightly, "KYOU!" she yelled, kissing him multiple times.

Argh! Damn, I was so close, too! Kyou pushed her off him and ran as fast as he could past Tohru and out the door. When Tohru glanced at Kagura, she turned around, her eyes glowing red.

"KYOOOOUUU!" she yelled, darting up to him and throwing him by his hair. "DON'T YOU LOOOOVE ME!" She asked, punching him in the face.

"Hell no! Now shut up and go away!" Kyo said, blocking a punch in the stomach and running away again.

Kagura's eyes flashed, and she rapidly chased after him.

Yuki stopped beside Tohru and put his arm against the wall, glancing at the two hitting-and-running. "Those idiots…Tohru, won't you go for a walk with me?"

Okay..I know it's bad, but I'm doing this at 11:32 PM...yawns I'm not exactly fit to write the best of the best right now...Review! PLEASE review! The more you review, the quicker I'll update...though I think I'll update every month, how does that sound?

-Rasengandragon (Bah. From now on I might just write 'Rasen' instead...it's getting on my nerves -.0)