A/n: Sorry I haven't updated in a while but you know writers block and Tere was a death in my family. ...But enough Melancholy

THIS

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COMEDY/ROMANCE

Dislaimer: I do not own Ranma or pokemon If I did Ranma would be engaged to Kasumi in love with Hinako or both. If I owned pokemon then Pikachu would be able to evolve into Raichu and a differnt pokemon without the thunderstone at leve 55.

"Ranma no baka!"

This was the cry of a well known violent tomboy as she punted her fiance int the sky through the roof of his "cute fiancee's" restaurant.

"WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME!" Was yelled by the targets of said violent tomboys ire. Sadly the fiancees could not hear or chose to ignore the resigned exasperation behind the words. Little did they that they would soon pay for their selective hearing

The human missile known to the world as Ranma Saotome, sighed and thought, "man this sucks. Why the hell does she hit me al the time I might have fallen in love with her if she wasn't so violent. I really need someone to talk to. Someone who's not out to marry me. Someone who I'm not in love with. Someone who only wants to be friends." As he thought of his Fiancees and his secret lovers.

Sudenly his path stopped and he began falling.

Meanwhile at A Store Named PsyCo

A mysterious lady's earrings rang, and she looked up to see Ranma sailing past the skylight.

"Chimeco. please bring me that young man."

"Ching-ching!"

Suddenly the sky light opened and Ranma crashed through it. Only to stop a few inches above the floor, and set down gently.

'Well that was wierd'

"Oh, trust me Mr. Ranma things have not yet begun to get strange. Well, Strange for you that is. I am desensitized to such things. Now come with me," The Mysterious Lady said as she walked towards the center of the shop.

Ranma shrugged and followed, he was curious. (That and he really really needed some time away from his fiancees)

"Wait. How does she know my name?"

She stopped at the Table of Whim.

"Welcome Mr. Ranma to A Store Named Psychic Company. Or A Store Named PsyCo for short. Where we provide solutions to the problems we have the power to Solve, in exchange for entertainment and information," The Mysterious Lady said.

"Okay... Think Ya Can get me out of Multiple Engagements or cure my Curse"

"Why , yes, I certainly can solve your engagement problem Mr. Ranma" she said as walked around and sat down in chair on the other side from wher Ranma was standing

"Really?"

"But, I won't because It would become boring." She said with a lovely smile " However I can help you to control your curse And Luckily this goes hand in hand with your other problem. Oh I'm Lady Red Bell, by the way. I expect to see you often in the Future. Now then you need a confidant that has no interest in you romantically and can actually understand how you feel. Hmm... Let me go get Genievieve, she may be able to help " Lady Red Bell said as She walked out of Ranma's sight.

...

...

"Must be psychic."

"Hello are you Ranma"

"GAAH!"

"Tee-hee-hee."

Ranma turned around to see what looked like a pale skinned woman woman with short green hair wearing a Green Blouse and a long green skirt wearing green was 5' 3 and had red eyes. She appeared to have a blunt horn coming out of her breasts.

"Gaah! Youma!" Ranma Exclaimed Ranma before getting into a loose stance.

"Where?" the "youma" said looking around fearfully.

"Ah, I see you've met Genievieve. See is not a youma but rather a pokemon. A Gardevoir to be exact. She has come to inspect you." Lady Red bell said. from behind the counter.

"A pokemon? But Aren't they ya know fake?"

Suddenly Genievieve started poking Ranma as she walked around him.

"No, Turns out the pokemon media was inpired by when the creators of said media fell into th pokemon dimention. Imagine my surprise when they fell trough a Dimentional Rift into my shop.

Meanwhile Genievieve had stopped poking Ranma and was now staring at him intently.

Ranma was getting nervous.

"Um, what is she doing"

"Silly Mr. Ranma. She is seeing if you are good enough to be her trainer. Unlike other pokemon, Gardevoir choose their trainers not the other way around."

Suddenly Genievieve hugged Ranma. She then let go and nodded to Lady Red Bell.

"It looks like you passed her test. Ranma, meet your new live in psychiaritist/lesbian confidant."

"Um... what's a lesbian."

"Don't worry, Mama Red Bell I'l explain it to him. I'll make this simple. I can only fall in love with women. I can't fall in love with men. Trust me I've tried," Genievieve explained.

Ranma blinked, then shrugged. He didn't really care as long as she wasn't after him.

"Now here is her pokeball. Give this pokeball to your teacher. And this one to Kasumi-chan. Say hi to her for me; she is one of my favorite customers. And these are identifiers. They are used to tell you information about the pokemon what they can do and their perceived limits," Lady Red Bell Said as she handed him grey, blue, and red pokeball. "Now about what I want in return..."