One day Luke Skywalker, the iconic hero of the Star War prequel trilogy, decided that he didn't give no fucks if Leya was his sister. So he went and fucked her (with consent) and then hang solo shot himself. But then the cops busted in and arrested luke for incest!
When he got to jale he was in a cell with Kyle Ren! But the cops forgot to take his light saber away so they busted out. But when they were almost to the door, Lego Yoda jumped out at them and screamed "You cannot be pardoned for your crimes!" and used the force to give Kyle ren a fatal annurism. But Luke did kill him in revengance. Then mace windu appeared out of nowhere and said "now you shall die young Sky Walker." He force pushed luke into a bunch of spikes. Luke almost died but didn't and then shot Mace with an AR15. Then he escaped and had sex with Admiral Ackbar.