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Nobody knew how, he must have provoked her, but, no matter what the case, he ticked her off.
Palutena stormed down the stairs dragging Dark Pit by the ear. "This, is what you deserve!" she yelled locking him outside.
"Oh! Come on! I didn't do anything!" Dark Pit yelled, but, soon realized he was yelling at a door.
Dark Pit groaned as he tried to get in. "Unbelievable. She locked me out. Great." he mumbled.
Dark Pit started banging on the door hoping someone would rescue him. "HELP! I'm gonna freeze!"
Above all days she had to lock him out, it had to be on a cold freezing day!
Dark Pit was mumbling a bunch of insults at the door.
Lucina and Jigglypuff walked up to the door, noticing it was locked, they wondered what was out there. But, it was all short lived when Palutena came in. "Don't unlock that!" the goddess yelled.
Lucina and Jigglypuff looked at her. "Why not?" Lucina asked frowning and Jigglypuff was gonna open it either way,
Palutena narrowed her eyes. "Because...A monster is out there!"
Lucina looked unamused while Jigglypuff stared. "A monster?" she asked not falling for what she just said.
"Yes, a monster!" Palutena said.
Lucina giggled. "Palutena, I think you need a head examin by Doctor Mario." she suggested.
The three girls walked away from the door leaving Dark Pit outside.
"Unbelievable. Serosily, Palutena, you told them that a monster was out here!" Dark Pit yelled.
Cloud and Shulk were walking by as they heard a loud bang coming from the door outside. Shulk grabbed the doorknob and opened the door.
"What the-" Shulk yelped as Cloud just stared at a blue Dark Pit who was sprawled out on the floor.
"Dark Pit? What happened to you?" Cloud asked kneeling down next to the clone.
Dark Pit mumbled something.
"Oh Dark Pit, we can't hear you when you mumble," Shulk said. "So, speak up!"
"Palutena!" Dark Pit yelled as he got up to his feet and raced down the halls.
Shulk laughed as he looked at Cloud. "Hey, Cloud, you know the saying cold appearances?"
Cloud shook his head. "No. I don't think anyone uses that phrase."
Shulk frowned. "Well, that takes the fun out of it."
Dark Pit and Palutena were in a epic battle in the dining room, and everyone was watching, some watching for fun ( the sane ones) others yelling insults at the others (the koopalings.) Master Hand came down and saw the two fighting.
"Palutena! Dark Pit! To my office, now!" Master Hand yelled.
In The Hall Of The Smashers Room
The two's punishment was they had to go around doing room service for the other smashers.
Dark Pit frowned. "I would rather have Robin's, Ike's, and Marth's punishment, then do this!"
Palutena looked at him. "Really? You would want to be stuck cleaning the bathrooms on sloppy joe night?"
Dark Pit nodded. "It's better than this!"
Palutena pointed to a door and then chuckled. "Look who's room is next."
Dark Pit groaned seeing that they had to do Pit's room next, knowing that Pit would make it miserable for the both of them. Well, mostly him.
Palutena smiled. "Look on the bright side, Dark Pit, we've got 637 smashers left!"
Dark Pit groaned while Palutena laughed.
