CHANANDLER BONG and the Quest To Find The Nhhweehhhhh
CHANANDLER BONG was being a kid one day, when his Nhhweehhhh was missing. He decided to finding this Nhhweehhhhh so he can be happiness. He jumped out of a window and drove a car to Sebastian City where he met his retarded friend, Joy Tribblidibbs. "Duh." Said Joy Tribblidibbs. "Joy Tribblidibbs, we have to find my nhhweehhhh before I died." CHANANDLER BONG responded. Joy Tribblidibbs was sat there, his lifeless eyes boring into CHANANDLER BONGs very soul, his expression as blank as a fresh canvas, his soul so non-existant and lifeless.
So anyways, CHANANDLER BONG and Joy Tribblidibbs hopped into a car again and drove to the Grand Canyon where CHANANDLER BONG pulled out a rocket ship from the glove compartment. "Hop on, Joy Tribblidibbs." CHANANDLER BONG said. "Duh." Replied Joy Tribblidibbs. And they blasted over the grand canyon, but a sky elefant blocked the way. So they hit it, and fell into the Grand Canyon.
When they hit the ground, CHANANDLER BONG landed on his back. "Oof." Said CHANANDLER BONG. Meanwhile, Joy Tribblidibbs slammed into some rocks and died."Duh" said Joy Tribblidibbs. "Oh no Joy Tribblidibbs." CHANANDLER BONG said. "But I have to find my nhhweehhhh. Sorry Joy Tribblidibbs. You were a good friend." And CHANANDLER BONG threw Joy Tribblidibbss corpse into the rocket fuel and blasted out of the grand canyon.
CHANANDLER BONGs rocket hit the sky elefant and killed it. CHANANDLER BONG payed no mind, he was watching Gem Thorey on . His rocket crashed into a mountain and he went flying, landing through a window to a secret lab. "Oof." Said Chanandler Bong. "Oh wowie, this is where they keep my nhhweehhhh." And he ran.
But he fell on his face. "Oof." Said CHANANDLER BONG. He continued to ran down the hall and falling as well, until he reached a biggest door that said "Duh not eintre. PLZ" CHANANDLER BONG opened the door anyways, cause fucking YOLO REBELZ (Fuck my life kill me now oh god why am I still writing this) and found Joy Tribblidibbs. He had stolen the nhhwehhhh all along. "Oh poopie doopie." Said CHANANDLER BONG. "Duh." Replied Joy Tribblidibbs.
CHANANDLER BONG killed Joy Tribblidibbs, and stole back the nhhwehhhh. "Yay my nhhwehhhh is safest with meeeeeee." And with that he teleported back to his home and played gaming videos for the rest of his life and died while cuddle his nhhwehhhh for the rest of forever.
Teh eend