One day Sonic was running through Green Hill Zone when a portal appeared in front of him! What could this be?! Sonic couldn't slow down before he ran straight through it! Then he appeared in front of a big castle. The portal closed behind him. How wood he get home. Oh no
Then an italian man came running out from the castle, holding a giant bucket of pasta and pizza. "What was that-a sound?" he said in a high voice. Then he saw Sonic. "Oh! Hello-a there!"
"Hi," Sonic said. "My name's Sonic. Sonic the Hegehog." Then a strange electricity passed between them. Then a blonde woman in a pink dress came running out of the castle.
"Mario what happened?" she asked. But then she saw Sonic. Then they went inside the castle to figure out what the damn hell was going on?!
"Wow!" Mario said. "So you are-a from another world?"
"Apparently," Sonic said. Then Bowser burst in!
"Time to die Mario!" he roared. He leapt toward Mario! He grabbed him with his terrible claws too and pulled out a machete! It looked like the end for the iconic plumber, who debuted in 1984 with the release of Super Mario World. But then Sonic kicked Bowser so hard that he flew straight out of the castle!
"Wow-a Sonic. You are-a amazing!" said Mario.
Sonic blushed and said, "heh, it was nothing." Mario had a distinct bulge in his overalls. "Hey, princess, can me and Mario have a word in private?"
"Of course," Peach said, and walked out of the room. Mario and Sonic were on top of each other as soon as the door was closed. They made out like nobody ever had before, and soon enough they were sucking each other's dicks so hard it seemed like they might fall off. Then they shot cum from their penises into each other's mouths from across the room, a tactic invented in South Sudan in 1838.
"I love you," Sonic said, as they Mario laid his head in the hedgehog's lap.
"I-a love you too," said Mario.
Then Peach burst in with a shotgun. "Fuck you motherfuckers!" she screamed. Then she shot at Mario and Sonic as they ran away. But then Amy hit Mario with her hammer! Oh no
Amy and peach were so fucking pissed! Then they crucified Mario and Sonic.