A/N: Okay peeps. My brother had the idea for this story when I needed a Maximum Ride fanfic. I dismissed the idea, but eventually decided to give it a try. For those of you who answered in my poll that you would read this, enjoy. For those of you who said it depended on whether the story was good or not, well, I'll let you decide. Enjoy people! And please review!

P.S. This story takes place during FANG before Total and Akila's wedding.

I don't own: MR, Angry Birds, Fang and his awesomeness, or a taco. Sadly.

I do own: this story and….no, that's pretty much it.

Chapter One

"Wait," Angel said suddenly, holding up her hand. I frowned in concern.

"What's wrong, Ange?" I asked her.

Angel tilted her head like she was listening.

I exchanged glances with Fang. Mind reading? I asked with my eyes. Fang nodded. Totally.

I turned back to Angel as she asked, "Do you guys see any egg-stealing pigs around here? Green egg-stealing pigs?"

I blinked a few times; then put my hand on Angel's forehead.

"Angel, are you feeling alright?" I asked.

Angel rolled her eyes. "Yes, Max," she said, pushing my hand away. "That's what the birds are thinking."

"What birds?" I asked, getting more concerned by the minute.

"The multicolored birds with slingshots," Angel answered.

I supposed I should back up a bit before this gets too confusing. I assume you all know at least a little about me and my flock (I mean, honestly people, we've got seven freaking books for goodness's sake), but for you non-knowing idiots out there, I'll introduce myself. My name is Max. Maximum Ride. I live around with my flock: Fang, Iggy, Nudge, The Gasman, and Angel. The story I'm telling you now happened during our sixth book, a couple days before Total and Akila's wedding.

I exchanged glances with Fang again. "Multicolored birds with slingshots?" I mouthed.

Fang shrugged, smirking. I grabbed Angel's hand and dragged her away from our spot in the forest.

"Come on guys. We're going to find my mom," I told the flock.

"Max!" Angel complained, forcing her hand out of mine. "It's true! There are really birds up there, in that tree! They're angry too!"

"Angry birds," Fang muttered thoughtfully. "Where have I heard that before?"

I sighed. "Show me the birds," I commanded.

Angel nodded and closed her eyes. I was honestly surprised she was being so cooperative. Angel had been a little iffy lately, ever since the whole "Fang's death" incident, but she was getting better.

Once Angel was done mind-talking with the birds, she opened her eyes, but didn't say anything. Before I could ask what was up, we were attacked.

"WHAT THE HECK?" I shouted over the sounds of screaming, scratching, fighting, and…pecking.

"Sorry guys," Angel yelled. Apparently she wasn't getting attacked. "They just wanted to make sure you weren't pigs."

"Do we look like pigs to them?" I shouted back. Angel shrugged.

When the fighting died down, I looked over the birds that had almost killed us. There were two red birds (one big and one little), three identical tiny blue ones, one yellow one (kinda fat), a black one (also pretty fat), and a white one (guess what- it was fat).

The little red one stepped forward as if he were gonna talk and…talked.

"'Ello, love."

A/N: So, yes, the red bird has a British accent. The other ones' voices are even better. Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter. There will probably only be one more, but it depends on you guys. Anyway, review please and I'll give you a cookie!