Due to Perfect House ending I decided to make a new story since I'm bored whenever a story of mine ends. Anyways, I know the title sucks. Please don't comment and be like "Nice title Dipshit" Or anything. I hope you guys like this and give me feed back I LOVE REVIEWS! AND FEEDBACK!
Beep beep beep
With a flick of his wrist the alarm was quiet, he sat up, smacking his lips of his bad breath, "Uh…" He checked the alarm clock's tiny calendar. 9/13/12. He groaned, "It's today already" He sat up, rubbing his face.
It was his birthday. Mordecai was now 24 years old. He saw up, cracking his back, "I feel older already" He mumbled sarcastically, heading to his bathroom.
After his shower, he reached for the comb then realized, "Teeth first" He grabbed his toothbrush, brushing his teeth, he looked in the corner of the medicine cabinet to see a picture of Margaret, it was a little reminder why he should brush his teeth"
He brushed his teeth then spat out his toothpaste, "I hate this day" He headed out the door to see Pops giggling with glee.
"Happy birthday Mordecai!" He cheered.
Mordecai faked a smile, "Thanks Pops. Where's Rigby?" He asked.
The lolliman giggled, "They're all downstairs! Awaiting your arrival"
Mordecai headed downstairs to see everyone, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" They shouted.
He smiled, "Thanks guys"
Muscle Man ran over to him with his companion, High-Five Ghost, "Birthday punches! To what?"
High-Five Ghost whispered, "Twenty-four"
They started punching him in the wing, he wasn't really bothered by it, Benson smiled, "Hey Birthday Boy! I have a special task for you"
Mordecai didn't bother to muster up a groan. "Sure what?"
The gumball machine tried to hold back his laughter, "I need two coffees"
Honestly, the blue jay didn't see what was so funny about this, "Sure. Two coffees" He headed out the door.
His parents were sure to come and embarrass him, he was sure Margaret would come too. His face flushed, "Margaret" He whispered.
They hadn't really talked much about their relationship since she'd snuck a kiss on him at the airport. He walked over there, opening the door.
"Good morning Diaper Boy" Her voice spoke.
He turned to see her, "H-hey Margaret" He walked over to her, "I need tw-" He was cut off by a kiss.
This time he closed his eyes, kissing back. She pulled him behind the counter, his feet followed willingly.
She broke the kiss making him still, "Uh…"
Margaret giggled, "Well. It's your birthday. I thought you deserved something"
He was still in shock, "A-are you my girl-girlfriend?"
She nodded, "Well after that kiss at the airport, wouldn't you think I like you?"
He blushed, "I thought that was a…friend kiss"
Margaret laughed, "You're so cute. But I can't believe you haven't been taking the signs."
Mordecai fought off the stutter, "What signs?"
She giggled, "Well. I keep showing you my "boyfriends"" She finger quoted, "They weren't real. I was just trying to make you jealous"
He was stunned, "You wanted me jealous?"
She nodded, "Since it's your birthday I wanna take you out. How bout Box?"
Mordecai nodded, "Sure. Box sounds cool"
The cardinal nearly squealed, "Really! Ok. Uh. At eight?"
He nodded, "Y-yea. Totally" He laughed at how he got a date.
She giggled, "I'll see ya Diaper Boy" She kissed his cheek and gave him a gentle push, "My shift started"
He paused, "Wait! I didn't get the two coffees"
Margaret came back and gave him another kiss, "That's kiss number two" She headed off again.
The blue jay was stunned, he headed outside only to dance around, "I DID IT! WE KISSED! WOO HOO!" He danced like an idiot, "That's right!" He jumped up and ran, doing a fist pump.
Margaret giggled, watching him. "So silly"
The blue jay practically danced his way back to the park, "I GOT A DATE! WOOOO!" He shouted, dancing.
He wasn't paying attention until he collided into Rigby, falling into the ground, "Oof!" Mordecai stood up, brushing himself off.
Rigby wasn't alone, he was with Muscle Man and Starla, "Dude, why are you so happy?" Rigby asked.
Mordecai grinned, "Margaret kissed me! And we're going out tonight!"
Muscle Man chuckled, "Ya gonna give her a ya know?"
The blue jay seemed confused, "A what?"
"Ya know. Take her home?" Muscle Man hinted.
Mordecai shrugged, "Of course I have to take her home. What am I gonna do, leave her there"
The green man rolled his eyes, "Ya don't know?! Uh.." He tried to find another way to explain it, "Oh…adult sleepovers?"
Mordecai turned bright red, "No! That'd screw up everything I have with Margaret! Trying to have sex with her on the first date! That's gross!" He glared.
Starla giggled, "No it's not. Mitch did that to me. We made out then he took me home" She winked.
Mordecai turned pale as if he wanted to puke, "Forget it! I'm not having sex with Margaret. I'm finally getting out of the Friend-zone. I can't screw it up"
Muscle Man rolled his eyes, "Such a baby. I knew you couldn't do it"
Rigby nodded, "Dude. You know she's crazy about you. Tell ya what. If you manage to…cuddle with Margaret. Muscle Man and I will wear banana suits everyday for two weeks"
Mordecai shook his head, "Remember that diaper bet! I'm not doing" He crossed his wings over his chest.
Muscle Man snorted, "I got this" He shrugged, "Ok fine Mordecai. But all I'm saying is, sex on the first date isn't bad. It means you're serious. Look at all the girls I've dated!"
Mordecai thought about all the girls Muscle Man had dated, it was sorta true. Muscle Man never bragged about the other girls' longer relationships, they'd last a week or two. But Starla's was his longest lasting.
The blue jay thought it over, "I guess…"
Muscle Man smiled, "Well but there's gotta be a part where if you don't"
Rigby peeped, "I got it! He has to wear a banana suit for two weeks too"
The duo snorted and laughed at the blue jay. He shook it off, "Sex with Margaret" He whispered, walking away.
A few hours later:
Mordecai got gifts from his friends, phone calls from his family and most importantly a date with his crush. He slipped something into his pocket, "Gotta pack a mint" He headed out.
He walked through Margaret's hallway, already sweating. He ran his fingers through his spikes, hoping to cool himself off.
He just a few inches from Margaret's door before a wave of heat hit him. He was sweating even more, "What the hell?!" He unbuttoned his shirt, "Why is it so hot?!" He loosened his tie.
The blue jay must've been making some noises because the door opened, Margaret was in a blue dress fit for dressing, "Mordecai?"
His tie was slinking off while his shirt was half unbuttoned making his chest show, "H-hey M-Margaret!"
She walked to him, "You ok?"
He nodded, "Y-yea! Just a little nervous"
Margaret smiled, "Mind if I fix you up a bit?"
The blue jay made a cheesy smile, Margaret buttoned his shirt back up, she met his eyes, "You are pretty hot…" She blushed, "I mean, warm" She fixed his tie. "There you go"
Mordecai looked down to see she'd fix his shirt and tie, "Thanks"
She grabbed his tie, "Get in here Diaper Boy" She pulled it inside her apartment.
The blue jay was pushed against the door, "Whoa."
With a flick of her wrist, her dress slid down her body, Mordecai's sweating increased. She stared into his eyes, filled with lust and love, "I love you Mordecai"
He gulped, "I love you too"
She pushed him on her couch, "Happy birthday" She jumped on him.
"Mordecai..?" She snapped her fingers.
He snapped out of his trance, "Dammit Muscle Man! Now that's all I'm thinking about!" "Yea?"
She smiled, "Ready to go?"
He nodded, "Right this way my love" He said in a British accent making her giggle.
Her fingers slid into his, their hands laced together, she smiled at him, "Thanks for tonight. And…happy birthday"
The blue jay shrugged, "Thanks. I did get pretty cool gifts but…I think I like your gift"
Margaret looked at him, "But I didn't give you your gift yet"
He sweated, "You wanted to go out tonight. I guess. Me spending time with you really is a special gift you can give me"
She awed, "That's the sweetest thing anyone's told me" She grabbed his tie, pulling him into a kiss, "You're a sweet guy Mr. Mordecai Quintel"
He blushed bright red, "You're a beautiful girl, Ms. Margaret Haddad" He escorted her to the car, she giggled as he opened the door for her.
She slid into her car, giggling. Mordecai gulped, "You can do this" He hopped in the car as they drove to their destination.
Don't worry I'll post their date. But I really hope you guys like this first chapter. If it sucks I'm sorry. Ok. And I'll be updating Perfect House, War and ACBU soon! New Neighbor is in progress! See ya!
-Ryan's out!