A/n dis is teh awsum pony fanfic!1111111! mi lttl poneh is so gaeee lol butt i cn wach it cuz im a grill so itts totaly not gae. bi da wae tanks 4 edditin darrel111 (in caes u donnt no darrels mi sisstirs boefrind) bi da wae mi ssster is jo bekke shes liek famoas 4 ritin fanficshuns ur sumthin u prolly herd of hr b4 she rote jo bekke at hugwurts (and se allso rit sum udder fanficshuns 2 liekk jo bekke da divrgint). anewae NJOY TEH STUREEE1111111
chaprrt 1 teh booty mark
mary bekks pov
hi mi naem is mary bekke sparklglitter mary sue pinksparkl glitterboob. i is a poneh lifing in suthrn ekkwestriia nd im reely sxy and i is a whiet pony with blond hares and imma uunocorn and i has blul ies mi besst frineds ar dimond teeara and sliver spone i haet twilit sparkl cuz shes a STOOPID NURD and i haet raneboe dsa cuz shes a gae bich and she dose stoopid shit grills arint suppose 2 do (shes not even a grill amirite?) and i haet all der frineds cuz ther all dum stupd fukkin femenists ur sum shit.
1 dae i gots a booty mark on my fnalk itt was a pichfurk erry1 wuz like WOW UR SO AWSUM JO BELK!11111111 butt udder poneys h8tid mee cuz i gots da booty mark b4 enny1 ells nd they wer jellus (cuz ponehs not havin booty marks is like grills not havng boobs cuz if they dont hav then no 1 will think ther hot but if dey do hav than erry1 is jelus)
than l8r sliver spoan and dmoind treia also gots booty markks. we calls udder pones BLAKN FNALLKS and laff at ther ugly butts
FEW HOARS L8R:
sudnly sellestia apears and sae "U HAS A GRATE DESSTINY" then i sae "what" than seletia sae "BECOSE DENSITY1111111111 then disapears in flahs of lite and than...
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I HAS WNIGS!11111111111111111111111
2 CONTINUUUD!111111111111111