＼(＾▽＾*)Kenny-chan Cant Spelll(*＾▽＾)／

A/N: Sup Homies! ahaah I hope you like this funny story I just thought of... well i think its funny anyway. ―(T_T)→

WARNINGS:
-YAIO it's extreame you guys no joke.
-Fluff!
-Limes + Lemons (*T▽T*)
-Unbetad
-... thats about it. (ー.ー")

This will probally have about 10 chapter minuse this one cuz its like an intro. It's basically a bunch of one shots following this plot. It IS NOT ANGSTY AT ALLLLL. I have noticed WAY to many angst depressing stories for SasuNaru these days so I wrote a cute light one. Tell me what you think I worked hard! Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ

Disclaimer: If I did own Naruto Sakura would be Madrada r whatever. stupid ... making her end up with Naruto eww.

After one year of Sasuke and Naruto being a couple it was time. They had waited long enough for this moment and were very eager to get the show on the road. Sasuke and Naruto were planning on doing the dirty.

Of course being the people they were they had no experience. Zip, zero, none. So like any other normal person would do the two lovebirds took a trip to the library together instead of just individually asking .

"Excuse me miss." A blond boy asked the librarian who was currently sitting at her desk reading the local news's paper.

"Hm? What is it young man?" She said quizzically inspecting the seven teen year old suspiciously, because you know… wouldn't want him stealing… at the library.

"Uh yeah, me and my boyfriend want to check out a book, do you know where we can find the one where looking for?" He asked.

Without fully paying attention to what the boy was saying the old wise woman stood up and got away from her desk.

"What is it you are looking for exactly?" She sighed slowly walking into the room containing a large selection of books.

She raised her eyebrows at the jet-black haired boy sitting next to a display.

"Uh…" the boy mumbled looking rather embarrassed. The dark eyed boy in the back stood up and walked over to the blond.

"Were looking for a gay sex book." The raven smiled grabbing the waist of the blond and kissing him passionately.

The librarian gawked. She just stood there wide-eyed as the two exchanged saliva continually.

After a good (great) ten minutes the lovers stopped their little love fest and glanced at the still traumatize librarian.

"Umm so can we see one?" The blond smiled still holding onto the other boy.

Silently with jaw still dropped on the ground the librarian led the way to a section on the very back aisle

"Thank you so much Miss!" The bright-eyed teenager cheered.

"GWAHA" Was the intelligent answer the woman uttered before disappearing to her desk.

"This makes me so happy Sasuke we can be even closer now!" The boy cheered grinning at his lover.

"I know Naru, I've never been so exited." Sasuke smiled kissing his boyfriend on the cheek.

He giggled in a cute manly way before directing his attention at the bookshelf.

"Which one do we pick Sasu?" He said looking in awe at the selection.

"Hn. How about this one?" Sasuke answered reaching for a book with and orange cover.

"Icha-Icha Paradise huh? It says it's widely known's lets check it out." The raven said pulling his lover onto the ground.

They both got comfortable lying on the old carpet before opening flipping to the first page.

"Chapter one," Sasuke read out loud, "Supply." The raven read a long list of objects including whips, handcuffs and other bizarre things before looking up at his blond lover.

"Okay. We can get all the stuff at Wallmart right?" He asked shyly. Sasuke nodded then began to read the next chapter.

"Chapter 2, How to apply. If you are doing the basic's the seme/attacker put's the glove on his uhh… thingy." Sasuke said protecting his boyfriend's virgin ears he looked up and was not surprised to a pink-cheeked blond, even with the substitution words!

"But umm" he said nervously.

Sasuke smiled affectionately leaning his head closer to the boy.

"H-how do I put it on?"

Sasuke chocked. How do I put it on. Did I hear him right?

"Naru you don't have to worry about that." He said. Naruto looked taken back.

"Huh? What do you mean it says right there the seme put's it on!" He insisted pointing to the book.

Sasuke was confused.

"W-wait you are the uke I'm the seme-"

"WHAT!" Naruto interrupted.

The raven was shocked, He must just be unaware of what each position does and the traits that makes up one. Sasuke thought.

"Dobe, the uke is someone who is usually smaller." Sasuke rose his eyebrow at his boyfriend who replied in a hmf.

"They also are somewhat younger." Naruto looked away being nearly one year younger.

"Also most importantly uke are the cute one and the seme is the uh, manly one." He added.

"That's my point! You're the cute one I'm the many handsome one!" Naruto yelled flailing his arms in the air.

"What are you talking about! Look at how kawaii you are!" The Uchiha yelled totally surprised at his favorite blond.

"No way Sasuke-teme! I'm the seme!" Naruto shouted.

"No Usuratonkachi I am!" The raven roared.

"NO YOUR-!"

"I think I can help with this problem." Suddenly a familiar sensei said jumping off the top of the shelve of books.

"Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto said surprised that his ninja teacher suddenly appeared in front of the fight.

"What do you want Kakashi?" Sasuke uttered grabbing his lover protectively.

The perverted teacher sighed and closed the seventh volume of "Icha Icha Paradise" in his hand.

"I over heard the lover's quarrel and I have decided to help resolve the little issue." The masked man explained.

"What do we do sensei?" Naruto asked interested on how exactly he was going to prove he was the seme.

"I'm happy you asked Naruto-kun." Kakashi smiled/arched eye.

"We are going to be having a little contest if you will. I know how much you boys love to compete!" The silver haired inquired.

"I will be keeping track of Seme Points, the first person to get 10 gets to be the attacker. Looser must be uke and no complaining. How does that sound?" Kakashi smirked eager to be entertained.

The lover looked at each other and smiled as blue met black.

"Let the games begin."

A/N: My computer charger just fell in my pan (ran out of bowls AND cups). Thats it... just wanted to share that with
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