"WANKY!"

Okay, rewind. Let me tell you the story of when Santana lopez (and the 16 other exchange students) came to Hogwarts.

It was late at night when we arrived at Hogwarts. We were really tired and hungry, and Brittany was wearing a curtain. All we wanted to do was sleep. But when we went inside, holy smokes, it was amazing. Floating candles, moving staircases, the works. Britt seemed totally at home. We were lead into the great hall by Professor Snape (from now on is reffered to as Snake Face) and the entire school looked at us.

We sat down at this gigantic table, and all eyes were on us. They all had food and they weren't eating, but it was all there. And they even had nachos! And guac. Some mean looking- ok, on with the story.

We had to get sorted into houses. It was super awkward. Brittany got put in Ravenclaw. Heres what happened:

Pierce, Brittany.

She gets up with the curtain and has somehow managed to find a lampshade, which is on her head. She walks up, the hat is put on by Prof McGongall. As soon as it touched her head, it sceamed out:

"RAVENCLAW"

Everyone. And I mean EVERYONE in the exchange group was silent for like, a second. And then we burst out laughing. Mercedes kept saying, "oh HELL to the no". Poor Britt-Britt, she was laughing too though. Most of us were already sorted. I was in Slytherin, with this super hot blonde. Puck and Lauren were in Slytherin, and Thad was in my house too, Thad Martin from the warblers. Mercedes, Artie, Wes and Sam were in Hufflepuff (the dumb house for Yentl) and Kurt, Finn, Blaine and Rachel were in Gryffindor. Tina, Mike, Brit Brit and Quinn were all in Ravenclaw (HA brit-brit).

We finally got to eat. I piled my plate with nachos and guac. Mmm. The food that night was delicious. Poppin' Fresh over there was eying up the blonde kid, so I decided to swoop in.

"Hiya, your Malfoy aren't you?" My god he was smoking. Lauren gave me the evils.

"Oh, hi." He seemed to have his eye on some red headed Gyffindor, but, you know, he couldn't resist me. We got into an interesting conversation about the muggle world. He thought we sang to a Mr pole. Which was totally wrong. Microphone. Get it right.

So after we ate Old Dumble decided to tell us that we had to apply for jobs in the school, as we would not be taking part in some of the harder activities. There were 2 animal helpers and a couple of jobs in the hospital, plus a sports coach and a gardening job. They were all in pairs, and there was like 3 more. Lucky for the kids in the hospital, I brought my candy striper outfit. We had to decide among ourselves who would get what and I got paired up with Gavel Boy. Wes.

ooOOOoo

Mmmm. Breakfast was just as good. They had pancakes, and lucky for puck, waffles. We got to sit in our houses, and we were bonding pretty well. I got to sit next to a really nice blonde called Astoria. She was in my room, in fact, she was the bunk on top of mine. She knew her way around, and from the gossip I heard, knew how to party hard.

Old Dumble gave us another announcement. Well not us, but the school, well, you get it.

"There will be a ball at the end of the December. On New Years eve. We need a theme and it is in less then a month. Im appointing the Head Girl, Hermione, to get the theme. Im counting on you! Breakfast is over."

Then, we went and got changed, and did our own thing for a little while. And then, while every other student went to lessons, all of us transfers went to our jobs. I got a text half way from Britt Britt, who was an animal helper, saying how she finally found the stork that brought babies, except the hairy man, hagrid, said it was called a hippogriff. Her partner was Artie, and he got to ride a Griffin with the help of Proffesor Hairy.

I headed off to the hospital wing, and, surprise surprise, Wes was already there. Well, I suppose, I was a quarter of an hour late, but you know how it is. Jetlag or some other illness you get from a magic train.

I had decided that until we were positive we were treating some hot guy, I was not going to wear my candy striper outfit. This was because I had no idea how to was clothes, and because I didn't want the full effect of it to wear off. I decided to dress like a normal person, aka jeans and a singlet, unlike Britt who had somehow managed to get a robe already and was wearing her lampshade.

Anyway, so I was saying, the hospital. It smelt really good, like … flowers. Morning glories, I think, but im not sure. Wes was already talking to a little first year, who was adorable. I decided to get on with it, I mean it was only 11 am, and we had to work until 4. I walked down, and that hot blonde from dinner was in a bed with his arm all bandaged. Malfer? Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. I ended up talking to him and playing wizard chess (which is surprisingly easy) until Wes walks over and taps me on the shoulder.

"Ahem."

I look up.

"We have to feed them lunch now San, better get a move on or Madame pomfrey will get mad."

"Look, Gavel boy, don't call me san, and whos Madam Pom-Pom?"

" Sorry, Santana. Madam Pom-Pom is the nurse. And its pronounced Pomfrey."

" Well sorry gavel boy."

He turned and left, and I turn around see draco, who is watching me with a raised eyebrow and a smirk that would melt chocolate.

"Check-mate."