Chapter 1: The behiong

aSH WAS A GREAT POKEMON MASTER NOW. he was the best like no one ever was he had many pokemonz and such. also he had a g/f named keitha because misty is a stupid bitch. it was one day while prtacticing keitha laughed in her evil accent as she unleashed ekans to spar with ash. ash gasped and looked shocked about it and quickly in a swift motion he pulled out his ball and excitedly yelled "pikachu i choose you!" it was den pikacho cvame out aND sent lightning to ekans."pika pika pikachuuuuuu" pikacghuy said angrily as he electrocuted ekans. ekans of course was a useless pokemon stolen from team rocket,keitha stole it from them because shes Austrailian and Austrailians are like that."ekansssssssss" ekans said twitching from being electrocuted by pikachu, he was having a seizure like Ian Curtis, it was terrible, keitha was angry because ekans was her only pokemon. "HJAHJA i won" said ask to his ebvil g/f. team rocket was over in he corner sexing each other making meowtrh film it.

there was just not enough time for pikachu to try to help ekans as he was retreated into the balls."pika pikaaaaaaa" pikachu shouted sadly as he was put back into his ball. it was jusrt that pikachi had fallen in love with ekans and it was never a good time to tell a pokemona yuou loved them when in a fioght, this was very rude and to pokemon kind it was a Sin! was something Ash knew but he did not care. he actually got angry because he did not want to breed his pokemon because he was a selfish bitch like gis g/f! brock was walking upo to ash's to visit, he had 6 kids now with misty and still flirted with nurse joy. it was wrong but brocks wife got fat becauyse of all the kids and her boobs sagged. he ascaped by coming see ash,he brought with him today magicrap to play with pikachu this was their usual hang out because they were bff and in pokemon its forwever.

as keitha let brock in she was giving him an evil glare, keitha was not fat and had nice boobs because only her face looked austrrhjdamnn not her body,ask was happy to see his friend, he quickly got him a beer so he could watch UFC with him."So how are the kids and misty?" ash asked brock curiously he opened his beer and chugged it like keitha had taught him, it only took 56 seconds. yes ash hhad become a real man now, he was the most badass man there ever was. it was impressive even to brock so he often got love adviuce herre. brock sighed a fACe on him like he had just looked at very saggy boobs dfroim misty after the 6 kids."it is not going well ash, misty is fat now and our kids do not listen they act like me.,trhey fart on each other all the time, none of them even want to train pokemon...ask..i...i think ... my kids are freaks!"
brock said before sobbing. it was then ash remembered that he had a coupon for free plastic curgery if you bought breast implamta, so broke excitedly took it and put it in his wallet, he sat macicraps ball next to pikachus so they could hang out and be bffs. macgocrap spashed at pikachu, spashing over to visit in his balls, pikachu was happy and started to tell magicrap the things happening how he had to constantly beat up ekans whom he lobed ever since ash used the same coupon to get keitha huge boobs and made her body look hot like a sexy that askh ewas a stupid slave who let keitha boss him around, her evilness even scared team rocket that was why they always had sex instead in all the bushes and just ihnored the mighty ash!

"pika pika, ...pika...pika..chu.."pikachu said sadly and looked depressed, magicrap was frowning as he listened to his tales of love and of evilness and ash being the worst human friend ever and always listening to his wifes boobs that were huge and spashed and tackled pikachu to hug him with his flappers and starter to give his pokeadvice."carp, carp, caaaarp...CARP!" he said explaining in a very carinmg bff tone of voice this was to ressure pikachi ekans would forgive him becase all pokemon knew they were slaves and slavery is bad. magicarp alspo told him how he got married to a jiggyluddf named lisa who was a chef after her nbattles and duels and this made him have the best had to admit he was a bit jealous of magicrap and his wife they had a better life thanm grown up ash had given pikachu who used tp be his best friebnd.

they were seperated quickly as brock ran joyfully with the coupon to go make his fat wife hot and with biyg boobs and not passed nurse joy and grabbed her toochus on the way. he rushed to get his wife to the plastic surgweon and they saw this wass an emergency so right away they gave her fat sucking, skin tightening and huge boobs abnd butt to make her sexy now,.then hew took her home and dud her like 9 times and she got mad because she might have another kid affter all that and her body and boobs were so nice now. asj was glad his friend was happy, he knew how great the surgery was and had a hot wife to preove it. it was then pikachu disobeyed coming out of his ball and shocking keitha and ash, keihatas clothes all fell off so you cu[ld see her huge boobs, ash fainted. ekans and ash then ran away to be together, ekans hissed with joy as they ran past jesse and james doing it, jesse had huge boobs too but hers wewre real unlike those fake slouts this was why james were happier than any other man ever, he was the very best at having a naturally hot wife. the two pokemon ran and hid in the bushes behind them knowing that jesse and james weird outdoor sex fetish scvared most people away so yhey would be safe a few hours. they got so happy seeing humans do it they quicklty haF sex by pikachu electrocuting and ekans biting, it scared jesse and james so bad they even stopped and grabbed their clothes running away in terror screaming, until they found another bush. "ekansss...pika pika!" they cried as the electrocution finished and they had to run away more because ash was mean and keitha made them fifght all the time. they wre in love so there was nothing stopping them this time. it was great to be free, all other pokemon hasd slaves and were slaves, pikachu and ekans jknew with their love theu had to stop thids, slavery was wrong, it was a sin! it was not right to own anyone and
anything!

this was when they decided to make a secret group., in secret pokemn code they posted everywhere to meet in the secret sewers to free all pokemon.(the wilkd ones dont count they are already free) it was the start of the pokemon revolution, they would first be taking over...Lavender town!

A/N :stay tuned for more to see how lavender town goes.