1. The trombones always have something to say to you. (That's us)
2. the fav trumpet senior is the most famous and funny.
3. the clarinet fish are idiots.
4. The girls restroom is full after morning practice.
5. one student leader calls our BD, Salazar, "Sally"
6. "One more time"= "5 more times"
7. Your getting cones out 30 min before the band shows up
8. the Student Leaders are the ones in charge
9. the Tubas (but 3) are perverted idiots
10. one baritone always starts a story with "When I was in football..."
11. We've got Cheerleaders in band
12. the auditorium gets quiet during full band... you should run...
13. the BD shows up we all get quiet.
14. a trumpet think their better then their own section, a flute player, and a base drum player.
15. the French horns do some weird things together.
16. the flutes are amazing
17. you only have three loud trombones (I'm not one of them)
18. all your greatest friends are woodwinds (well for me anyway)
19. the oboes and bassoons are one of the greatest sections.
20. the sophomore bassoon player is known as "the ginger"