Ice: Hay evry1, it's time for my super-duper crap-stories again!
Cloud: Dammit.

Riku: It's almost Christmas, why must you ruin everything?

Ice: 'Cause.

Sora: It's been a month and I'm still in this efing closet.

Kaity: Eh.

Ice: SO! This is just random, Cloud do the disclaimer.

Cloud: IceCrome owns the storyline, and that's it. The song belongs to the brothers Chaps, and Kingdom Hearts belongs to Square-Enix.

Kaity: COOKIES.

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Sora was bored.

Really,

Really,

Bored.

And, to top it all off, every show on television was educational.

EDUCATIONAL!

Gosh.

"Might as well go over to Kairi's house…although she's probably watching Dance Reveloution…" (A/N: Yes that is an actual show.) Sora got his big yellow feet over to Kairi's house.

"Kairi…open the door…" He whined/said lazily.

"Sora! Oh-Em-Gee, thank god you're here!"

"Aw crap, what'd I do now?"

"No! I need you to sing a song about me!"

"Wha-Why? Can't you like…do it yourself?!"

"Nope! I suck at being creative!"

"Oooh, why didn't you ask Riku? I mean…he sculpts…"

"Eh…c'mon! Just sing it about me!"

"Why do you need it anyway?"

"So I can…um…um…place it on the…inter…net."

"Uh, no…I will never ever ever sing a song about Kairi…I will never ever ever sing a song about…hey! Where the crap is that beat coming from?!" Kairi's mom came in from behind magically with a keyboard in hand…

"What the crap…"

"Thanks Sora!"

And hour later…

"Hey Sora, turn on the radio!" Riku said.

"'Kay." He turned it to some station.

"And number one on the billboard charts…its song about Kairi!"

"WHAT!" Sora screeched. The beat and 'song' was being heard.
"Hey Sora…did you make a number one selling song?"
"What? NO!" Sora ran like a bull chasing a cape outside, and ran into Tidus.

"I will never ever eve- Hey Sora! Nice song!"

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Sora screamed proceeding to whack himself in the head many times until unconsciousness came. And magically appearing Kairi came.

"Hey Kairi, what's wrong with him?"

"Uhm…he made a number-one selling hit song and will probably get millions of dollars for it."

"Retard."

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I'm lazy so…

R&R AND NO FLAMES!

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