Prompt: crazy
Lindsay had planned Danny's birthday very carefully. She'd bought a brand new, gorgeous dress and some very naughty underwear. She'd gone shopping with his mother for everything she'd need to make Danny's favorite dish, chicken parmigana. Finally, she'd gone crazy getting him tickets to last game between the Red Sox and the Yankees in the original stadium.
Which was apparently the greatest structure ever built and which should be one of the eight wonders of the world.
Of course, things never quite happen the way she plans them and when Danny walks into his apartment at seven that night the dinner is burnt, for the third time, and she is jumping up and down, naked from the waist up, trying to get her dress over the rest of her body.
"Oh no," she said, when she saw him, "Get out Danny! Get out. You can't be here yet. The dinner is cooked and…and the Yankees tickets aren't wrapped and I'm naked and I've ruined your birthday and…."
Danny smiled and watched as her breasts bounced with every movement, "Um…we can order, please stay naked, and holy god woman…Yankees tickets! Best birthday ever."