A moron and a ninja (A Naruto Bobobobobobo crossover...)

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Chapter 1: Welcome to the Village Hidden in the Leaves.

The story begins with...

Bobobo, Jelly, and Don patch playing patycake... on... GASSER!!!!

"Man, can't you walk and play patycake!?" Gasser asked exhausted.

"NO WAY!!!! Our cake will be ruined!!!" Bobobo said putting a cake pan infront of Gasser, inside was... JELLY JIGGLER!!!!!!
"I'm very delicious!!!" Jelly exclaimed.

"YOU'RE NOT DELICIOUS!!! NOBODY BOUGHT YOU AT THAT STORE!!!" Beauty(Probably the most sane person on their team.) cried, eye bulging out.

It then shows Jelly in the middle of a spotlight. "WHY!!!!!!" All of a sudden, a spiked club hits Jelly in the head.

It shows Bobobo next to him in a cop uniform. "Staying in the middle of a spotlight and crying 'WHY!!!!!' is against the law." Bobobo said. "WHAT LAW!!!!!" Beauty cried.

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"What's that ahead of us?" Beauty asked.

"Is it a magical pixie land?" Jelly and Don Patch asked.

"It looks like a village." Suzu said.

Jelly and Don patch are dressed like carpenters.

"Let us build more HOUSES!!!" Jelly cried.

"Yeah, with laser CANNONS!!!" Don Patch cried.

Bobobo then used his nose hair and slammed both Jelly and Don Patch into a tree.

"Acorns." Jelly said.

Don Patch is making a laser cannon attatched to a tree.

"There we go..."Don Patch said, before being zapped by the laser.

"IT HURTS MORE THAN I THOUGHT!!!" Don Patch cried.

"WELL OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO HURT!! IT'S PURE LASERS!!!!!" Beauty cried.

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Naruto was filling his face at the ramen bar. There were ramen noodles all over his face, all of a sudden, he looked behind him and saw a strange group. The most noticble ones were a little white creature, the large man with a blonde afro, an orange creature that looked like the sun, and a blue man-like creature.

All of a sudden the large man, the orange creature, and the blue man-like creature was next to him.

"I'll have a large pizza, 50 large boxes of noodles and someone to hit him!!!" The blonde man said pointing to the blue creature. "WHY ME!!!!????" The blue creature cried. "You stole... my pizza..." The large man said. the blue man then noticed the pizza on his head. "AHHHH!!!" the creature then yelled. Naruto looked at the 3 strange people. The ramen server then hit the creature. "WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAPPEN TO ME!!!!" Jelly said, as he flew toward a building. The large man then appeared behind Naruto. There was also a pink haired girl, a blonde haired girl, a white haired boy and... thats it. Anyway, the large man appeared behind Naruto, and started to pick at his hair, like a monkey would do, when looking for fleas. The 2 creatures then joined in. "Fleas good for Jelly Jiggler." The blue creature said, who is now known as Jelly Jiggler. "Don Patch need bug more." The orange creature said, now known as Don Patch. "BOBOBOBOBOBOBO NEEDS THEM MORE!!!!!" The large man said, now known as Bobobo.

Bobobo then pounded Naruto into the ground. "HAVE YOU LOST ALL YOUR SANITY!!!!" Beauty cried.

Naruto slowly got up. Beauty then helped Naruto up. "Please excuse those three, they arn't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed." Beauty said. Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler were now a clarinet, a drum, and a guitar. "We are TOOLS!!!" All three said. "NOT THOSE KIND OF TOOLS!!!!" Beauty cried.
"My name is Beauty." Beauty said.

"My name is Gasser." The white haired boy said.

"Suzu." The blonde haired girl said.

"Denkakuman!!!" The small white creature said.

"Sir Jellyvere!!" Jelly said dressed like a knight.

"Samuri Patchu" Don Patch said, dressed like a samuri.

"Private Byain!!" Bobobo said dressed like a World War 2 soldier.

"THATS NOT WHAT WE MEAN'T!!!!" Beauty cried at the stupidity at the 3 people.

"Why do I feel like my IQ is going down?" Naruto asked.

"Thats normal, when people meet Bobobo."

Bobobo is now dressed like a street gangster, as Jelly and Don Patch are dressed like his posse.

"Word." Bobobo said. "Word." Jelly and Don Patch repeated. "DON'T YOU TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY!!!!" Beauty cried.

"Anyway, my name is Naruto!!!" Naruto said.

Bobobo and Don Patch stood there.

"Whats a Naruto?" Bobobo asked.

"It's right next to your pancreas!" Don Patch said a-matter-so-factly.

"IT'S A NAME YOU DUMB BELLS!!!!!" Beauty cried.

All of a sudden, a man ran into the middle of the village.

"ENEMY NINJAS ARE COMING!!!! HIDE!!!!" Almost everyone went and hid.

Bobobo is crouching underneth the bar. "I hope I'll be safe." Bobobo said.

"YOU'RE THE HERO!!!!!" Beauty cried.

3 ninjas came into the town, and started killing innocent people.

"Hmmmm, this looks like a job for... SUPER PATCH!!!" Don Patch said as he's dressed like Super Man.

"Can't you take this seriously!!!??" Beauty cried.

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair." Bobobo said as large nose hair started to come out of his nose. Naruto wrinkled his face in disgust. Bobobo's nose hair then slapped one ninja silly.

"Super Fist of the Wobble Wobble!!!!! Lucky STICKERS!!!" Jelly said putting lucky marked stickers on one ninja. "This will make you lucky!!!" Jelly said. "Why thank you!" The ninja said. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BATTLING THEM!!!!!" Beauty cried. The ninja then started to take a shot at Bobobo, but then Bobobo grabbed Jelly, and used him as a shield. "CAN'T YOU STOP!!??" Jelly cried.

Don patch was outnumbered, 2 to 1. "Hmmmm, time to use my... DON PATCH SWORD!!!!" Don Patch said, pulling out his trademark onion. "An onion? HAHAHAHA!!!" Both ninjas laughed, but the Don Patch Sword hit the squarely against both of their faces. "That really hurt!!" One ninja said before falling down.

"We have no choice. SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!!!! DANCIN' MONKEYS!!!" Bobobo said as Jelly, Bobobo, and Don Patch turned into monkeys and started hitting the ninjas. "Fist of the Backwind!!" Gasser said forming a stinky orb, and hurled it toward a ninja. "P.U.!!! I think I'm gonna faint." The ninja said, and true to his word, he fainted.

"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The 2 awake ninjas said, dragging the fainted ninja across the ground, and back into the forest. Everyone then went out of hiding, as Naruto had a look of disbelief on his face. No man could use 50 feet long nose hair, or transform into a monkey. "Welcome to Kohona, the Village Hidden in the leaves." The man who warned the people said.

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Bobobo: Or I'll sing horribly.

Don Patch: BELIEVE HIM!! HE CAN'T SING!!!
Jelly: Once, he broke my car window, just by singing!! And then Bobobo hopped in and stole it... AND I NEVER GOT IT BACK!!!!!