Prompt: cherries

Kendall slid up to Adam with clear purpose. She'd undone two buttons of her blouse and he could see a tiny bit of her black bra peeking out.

Not that he was looking, it was just certain things were impossible to ignore.

"Adam, did you know that I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue?"

Like that.

"No, uh, I," he coughed and tried to stop blushing, "That's all new information."

"Well," she said, leaning in and oh yes, even more bra, "Maybe later you could come over and we could…"

"Adam," Lindsay said from the door, "Where are my results?"

"Here," he said, hurrying away from the table and following Lindsay out of the door, "Right here, here you go."

"Thanks, Adam. You're welcome by the way."

"For what? What happened?"

"I saved you from Kendall and her tongue," Lindsay glared at him, "Unless you enjoyed that in which case I'm going to kick your ass in the playground later."

"No, no I didn't like it. She's only doing it because I'm, you know, with Jess now."

Lindsay smiled, "I do know. I'm happy for you. That's why I saved you, but next time I may not be there."

He nodded, "I can handle it. At least, I think I can. I'm sure I can. I'll just tell her I'm not interested. I'll just be honest. Honest is good, right?"

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Two hours later when Kendall trapped Adam in the storage closet with her he realized he'd have to get truthful sooner rather than later.

"Listen Kendall, you're nice and very…pretty, and a few months ago sure, but now…I'm with Jess and nothing can happen between us. Okay?"

Kendall just stared at him.

"Uh, Kendall, uh, say okay now. That's your line and…CRAP!" Adam yelled as he got a fist right to the face, "What the hell?"

Kendall's next blow was with her high-heeled foot and well Adam didn't do much but whimper for a long time after that.

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"I'm going to rip every single blonde hair out of her gigantic, jealous little head. I cannot believe she beat you up…at work…after she tried to molest you in the closet."

"Well technically she never got to the molesting. I gave her a pre-emptive no and she started in with the hitting and the kicking…oh the kicking."

"Dead, she's a dead woman. No one kicks my man in the balls but me."

Adam's eyes crossed, "Oh Jess, please don't say that. I didn't even do anything wrong."

Jess' eyes softened, "I'm sorry, baby, you know I didn't mean it like that I'm just so…"

"Angry, I know and I appreciate it, but maybe you could hold off on that for a bit and funnel your emotions into comforting me."

Jess smirked, "You want me to kiss your hurts and make it better?"

Adam's eyes widened, well one eyes did at least, the other was sealed shut, "That would be lovely."

"And then maybe I could show you what I can do with my tongue and a cherry stem."

"I, uh, yes, yes please."