PROLOGUE: The Wrath of God
[MOVIE OPENS]
PARAMOUNT PICTURES PRESENTS:
[Logo appears]
PETS IN BLACK II: COMBINED ASSAULT
STARRING THE FUTURE CAST OF GLOBAL WARFARE ADVENTURES OF GUMBALL WATTERSON & SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, THE KOREAN PEOPLE'S ARMY, THE ARMED FORCES OF THE WORLD, CABINET OF KIM JONG-UN AND THE CAST OF THE PREQUEL OF THE P.I.B. FANFICTION
DIRECTED BY MATTHEW JABEZ NAZARIO
BASED ON THE PETS IN BLACK FANFICTION BY AGENT B.M.
[SOCOM: US Navy SEALs: Combined Assault theme song plays as a live-action paramilitary camp is seen]
August 27, 3051 ACC. 0005 hours. North Korea Paramilitary Camp, Pyongyang, Pyongyang District, People's Democratic Kingdom of Korea
[Scene fades to a live-action human South Korean man is in distress. A live-action human North Korean man slaps a South Korean]
NORTH KOREAN MAN: 충분히 두드림와! 나중에 그와의 거래가 완료! 이 듣고 싶습니다... (chungbunhidudeulim wa ! najung-e geuwaui geolaega wanlyo ! i deudgo sipseubnida...) [Enough with the slapping! Finish dealing with him later! I want to hear this...]
[Two human North Korean men walks to a live-action HDTV to watch CNN that contains a live-action CNN news reporter in a black suit]
MALE C.N.N. NEWS REPORTER (through TV): We interrupt this program for the special news report. A year after the United Nations Peacekeeping mission in Elmore, the Republic of Elmore or the ROE is newly founded just a year ago. Today, the citizens of Elmore are celebrating the first anniversary of the independence day from the Cartoon Networkian Republic to consider a showcase over the region. First president of Elmore, President Gumball Watterson, prays for his own country's progress.
[TV cuts to a live-action Elmore background, filled with animated and CGI supporters while an animated Gumball in a tan long-sleeved sweatshirt and brown cuffs and brown jeans and was on an animated speech desk with texts on the upper right corner "RECORDED EARLIER". Gumball then speak in Latin, as it begins to translate English]
PRESIDENT GUMBALL WATTERSON (through microphone/through TV): Our inefficiency at high voluntary to every live-action human to have foreign supplement of my military armed forces that my presidential cabinet is forging by. For centuries, every factory has supplied over East Germany, West Germany and China in my future government as a constitutional semi-presidential parliamentary democratic republic. I think the Republic of Elmore will be ready to serve the world. Thank you and bye-bye. This is President Gumball Watterson of the Republic of Elmore signing off.
[Recorded Earlier text dissapers and a TV cuts back to a live-action newsroom with a live-action human news reporter]
MALE C.N.N. NEWS REPORTER (through TV): However, the country does not share problems in urgency and emergency to plan the area but any military action result not imaginary signing as its own will. Its markets are crashed slightly due to the war, so the protesters must further raise markets faster and longer that have been in jeopardy. You would be advised and rather call the Pets in Black, the Republic of Korea Armed Forces or the following community-helping, government, military, police or resistance phone numbers.
[A live-action North Korean sees a dead body of another North Korean soldier]
MALE C.N.N. NEWS REPORTER (through TV): Meanwhile, due to nuclear launches, everyone in the Korean Peninsula, including the Jeju-do Island are advised to evacuate to your evacuation centers, homes, indestructible buildings and/or metal buildings, if possible. This is CNN signing off.
[A CGI old teddy bear in black suit uses a live-action silenced M4 carbine rifle and the animated Watterson family in black suits comes along and is about to shoot tactically. A North Korean man attempts to grab a live-action AK-47. Ted shoots a M4 carbine on a North Korean man's head and he dies. Ted blows a smoke. Gumball and Darwin unties a South Korean man on an old live-action chair over live-action brown knots]
SOUTH KOREAN MAN: 감사합니다. (gamsahabnida.) [Thank you.]
[Scene cuts to a live-action walkie-talkie with a bubble transition]
NORTH KOREAN COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER (through walkie-talkie): 우리는 사람을 잡았다! 우리는 사람을 잡았다! 나는 반복! 우리는 사람을 진정시키고 있네.사람은 에이전트 T. 이제 우리에게 더 많은 병력을 보내가 쏜 총에 있습니다! (ulineun salam eul jab-assda! ulineun salam eul jab-assda! naneun banbog ! ulineun salam-eul jinjeongsikigo issne. salam-eun eijeonteu T. ije uliege deo manh-eun byeonglyeog eul bonae ga sson chong-e issseubnida!) [We got a man down! We got a man down! I repeat! We got a man down. A man is shot by Agent T. Send us more troops now!]
[Scene cuts to outside]
AGENT T.: Mission accomplished, then. We need you to take you to Seoul St. Mary's Hospital.
AGENT G.: Okay, then, Ted. Let us go.
[Two live-action human Korean paramilitaries investigate dead bodies, including an old chair and walks outside with a live-action Type 69 RPG]
NORTH KOREAN TYPE 69 R.P.G. OWNER (through walkie-talkie): 공기 적 헬리콥터! 내려 쏴. (gong-gi jeog hellikobteo ! naelyeo sswa.) [Enemy helicopter in the air! Shoot it down.]
[Another two live-action human paramilitaries walk to a live-action early 19th century abandoned mountain village that have been destroyed by the Imperial Japanese Army in the middle 19th century. A live-action US Navy SEAL CH-47 Chinnok lands from air. Agents A., D., G., N., R. and T. approaches and jumps to a live-action US Navy SEAL CH-47 Chinook and closes]
PRIVATE ZAK EFRON (through radio): This is Pvt. Efron: Eagle 4, speaking on the helicopter. We are bounded to Seoul St. Mary's hospital by storm on the helicopter, flying by.
[A live-action human Zak Efron turns around, revealing his military uniform and a US Military boonie hat]
PRIVATE ZAK EFRON: You, sir, must to be saving the day in Elmore during a UN peacekeeping mission.
[A beep is heard with a rapidly moving red dot is on a live-action radar]
PRIVATE ZAK EFRON: Incoming! Hold on a sec or something...
[An explosion is heard. Zak tries to pull up]
PRIVATE ZAK EFRON: Drat! I cannot keep her down! Mayday! Mayday! May...
[A third mayday word in speaking "May-" is cut as a scene cuts back to a live-action abandoned mountain village with two North Korean anti-aircraft crewmen smiling]