What did I get Myself into? Chapter 1, an one piece fanfic

Sooo this story is the first story I ever scribbled onto a sheet of paper. I'm not only updating it I'm basically revising the silly thing as I go. WARNING: If you want an amazing story don't read this. I made this story when I was like 11. xD

As I looked at the clouds drifting in the sky and couldn't help but sigh. I sat up, looking at the seemingly endless sea. It was hard to believe that I was actually in my favorite anime. Especially since what happened throughout the day… Maybe I should tell you. My name is Andromeda Mitaka, Andra for short and this is my confusing life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~Hours before

"Why won't this hurry up?!" I growled at my computer.

I was waiting for the latest episode of my favorite anime, One Piece to come on. If fate ever liked to play pranks, it was now; the internet had just shut down right as my show came on.

Walking out of my room to where the router was, I looked at the dumb thing in confusion.

"It's on and it seems to be working...I wonder if it's just my computer."

I pulled out my phone and searched up the anime site I watch the show on and to my shock, my phone also shut off as soon as I pressed enter. I walked back into my room and flopped onto my bed.

"Guess the universe hates my show now."

Looking back at my computer I noticed a rather unique ad. "Have you ever dreamed of going to your favorite place?" I read out, then did a double take and read it again.

"Seems fishy...and I thought I had adblock on..."

I widened my eyes in realization. Under the words it said, place, world, tv shows, movies, books and...anime. Feeling an overwhelming desire to press the ad, I clicked on the anime button and a page showing various popular anime characters popped up.

"What the..." I mumbled in disbelief. It had an area for my name, age, gender, favorite anime and overall anime character.
I typed in my name and junk, and when I got to the favorite anime part, I looked on the webpage at the several animes such as Bleach, Death Note, Fairy Tail, Black Butler, Dragon Ball Z and Naruto Shippuden. Even some lesser known ones were there, but while most people never heard of them they were some of my favorites.

Sighing as I typed in One Piece, I looked at the favorite character box and instantly scrolled down to click on Zoro's name. A button flashed a bright red and said continue. Clicking the button, a page popped up showing my name only different.

"Mitaka D Andromeda?"

Looking past that, it said affiliations, and it was empty and had a skull that resembled what would be on a pirate flag. As my curiosity grew, I looked at the area titled devil fruit and it said something in japanese, I got off my bed and grabbed a japanese to english dictionary that was on my dresser and searched up the words.

"Music Music?" I said in confusion.
A ding came from my computer causing me to look up at it, a button with the word finish appeared. I clicked the button and it went to a page with a countdown to 'your paradise'.

As it hit zero, I felt as if I was just crushed by something and unable to say anything, I just blacked out.

I was in a dark abyss. No light, no sounds, which is why I flinched when I heard footsteps approaching me.

Turning in the direction of the sound, I was greeted by possibly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. She had knee length platinum blonde hair that complimented her pale skin perfectly, her eyes were bluer than the clearest sea in the world. The dress she was wearing was a long gold kimono that sparkled even in the pitch blackness of this room, it had flower designs that faded to several unique colors creating a rainbow effect on her dress. She wore a necklace with a pendent that looked like it had a real moving galaxy in it.

She looked at me with a saddened look, "It appears my sister wasn't lying about your imminent death."

I blinked once, twice, "I'M DEAD!?"

She nodded gently. "Yes young one, but I have something incredibly important to tell you."

I looked at her in confusion.

"Since you clicked on that ad, you may have sealed your fate of being given a second chance. The information that you were shown on that next page is essentially your identity, and that means you are the one I have chosen to give a one of a kind devil fruit. Even if you die this devil fruit won't return; I've made it so only you can wield it's powers and it can't fall into the hands of anyone else." She smiled.

"Now have a good time, and hope you enjoy 'paradise'" She laughed and next thing I know I was falling out of the sky.

Looking down I noticed I was falling towards land thankfully as I knew I couldn't swim. As I tried to steer myself towards a tree, I couldn't help but stare in awe as the Island I was falling towards was the Sabaody Archipelago.

I finally hit a tree and comically the branch I landed on, snapped sending me into a faceplant.

"Nice landing Andra. " I grumbled to myself as I got up.

And that's where you see me now. I heard a loud sound from behind me, and to my shock a man stood there.

"Now what's a pretty lady like you doing out here all alone." He said with a disgusting smile.
I looked in shock as I knew who he was. "What do you want?" I said frowning.

He looked me over, "Well let's say I have something for you if you come with me."

I glared at him, "You think you can get me that way?"

He frowned angrily at me making me stumbled back as he pulled a sword out of nowhere and pointed it at my heart. "Look's like I have you caught, one wrong move and your dead."

I looked at him in shock, and as I tried to figure out what to do I was hit over the head with something and fell over unconscious.

I awoke with a groan as I held my head in pain.

I felt something cold pressing against my neck and quickly figured out I had been brought to the Human Auctioning House. Looking at my wrists I noticed I had two seastone cuffs on, it surprised me because I had never revealed that I had devil fruit powers.

I heard someone coming to my cage and noticed it was a gruff man. He unlocked the cage and grabbed me out. He dragged me to an office as I couldn't move my muscles.

"Boss is in here." He opened the door and I saw the man himself. Disco. I held back a snarl as the gruff man put me in a chair.

"Looks like I got you sweetheart." I glared at Disco and wordlessly promised death to the idiot. "Tell me your name."

"Mitaka D. Andromeda."

He raised an eyebrow, "How foreign… and your a 'D' to add to it. What are you good at?"

"Singing, cooking, writing, sword-fighting and hand to hand combat."

He nodded. "How long have you been sword-fighting and fighting with your hands."

"I was taught basic sword-fighting at the age of four and I picked up hand to hand at age six. It is a family tradition to know those two." I said.

"Interesting. Where are you from?"

I looked nervous until I remembered no one knew anything about the New World. "A small island in the New World, we are a smaller clan of samurais, little is known about us."

He smiled a greedy smile. "Perfect, foreign and with a fighting background." He paused. "And sweetheart I must ask...what devil fruit do you use?"

I flinched at his answer, "Ongaku Ongaku no mi. I don't know what it really does..." I said looking away at the last sentence.

"Okay! Take her back!" He said to the man and I felt myself being picked up and being hauled back to my cage.
As a chain was being attached to my neck, I saw a mermaid was being pushed to the auctioning area and nearly fell over when I realized it was Keimi. I had realized when exactly I was in the series and freaked because the Straw Hats had to be around here somewhere.

It felt like hours when a different man came and dragged me out,"Your up next." He grumbled to me.

I grunted softly as he forced me to stand.

"And now Lady's and Gentlemen, I have a rather special treat for everyone here." I was pushed out and barely held my balance.

"This young woman goes by Mitaka D. Andromeda. She is from an ancient clan of samurais and is skilled in the art of sword-fighting and hand-to-hand combat. She also is talented in cooking, singing and writing. She is perfect for several roles you may have and we haven't even got to the best part. She has devil fruit powers and she will demonstrate them for you all!"

I felt my cuffs fall off and something inside me told me to imagine a choir. I closed my eyes and I heard several gasps, opening them I saw at least twenty copies of me staring at me.

On instinct I started singing a song and to my astonishment they were copying me.

"I will stay, by you through the night..." I sang.

"Decide your fate, believe in your vision."

"Don't let life wait…"

"My freedom…" Now all my copies were singing and it sounded out of this world.

"I will hold your hand with all my love"

"Have faith in me…"

"Embrace your new freedom, you hold the key" I held a high note, that was far higher than what I was originally was able to sing.

"Decide…"

"Believe…"

"My vision…"

"My freedom…"

"Freedom."

I took a deep breath as I finished and all my copies bowed and poofed away. Everyone was silent at my devil fruit abilities, causing me to look up and scan the crowd.

To my shock everyone looked hypnotized, I heard Disco clear his throat and instantly the illusion of peace and quiet shattered.

"Now was that something or what?" He grinned. "Now we start the bidding of this foreign beauty at 5,000,000 berry's."

It was all a haze after those words, everyone was bidding like crazy. I fell to my knees because I couldn't stand anymore.

"I'll bid 100,000,000." A bored voice announced.

Unable to lift my head, I ran through the voices and nearly fainted when I recognized it. Why would he buy me? He just doesn't seem...like the type to go and buy a slave. A female one at that.

Everyone was silent at the man's bid, Disco laughed, "SOLD! To the lucky man with a large wallet."

I was dragged off the stage and I saw Keimi being pushed onto the stage. I looked at all the people still in the cages, silently sending them a message of good luck. I felt the choker fall off and fell to the ground in exhaustion, the man then put me in a room. As I sat against the wall, I rubbed my sore wrists as they must have left those dumb cuffs on for too long.

An odd thought popped into my head, it was as if someone was telling me something. It was telling me to imagine as if I was in a different outfit. Closing my eyes, I felt a shock of energy pass through my body.

I snapped my eyes open and I was in an amazing kimono, the skirt was black with flower designs in many different colors. The top part and sleeves were also black and had the same designs at the end of the sleeves. It was a shorter kimono as it ended a little past my thighs, I also had white tights on.

I was drooling at how beautiful the boots were. They were black lace up boots that went to a little bit below the knees. My dark blue hair was in a high ponytail that reached my lower back.

A note also was on my dress, I picked it up in confusion, "I thought it would be cool to let you change into any outfit you want with just a thought! Enjoy~." It was signed 'Kami'. I looked at it as it seemingly blew away, why is my life so weird?

Suddenly I heard screaming, it hit me that Luffy must have punched that idiot already. The marines were probably flooding the area by the second.
I felt another shock as two katanas appeared in my hands. I got up and ran to the door, and as I exited the room I was greeted by complete and utter chaos as everyone tried to get out.

I looked and saw marines approaching the building. I suddenly grinned at the idea that popped into my head, I ran out the door and almost laughed at the marines surprised faces.

I imagined an army of myself and instantly hundreds of copies popped into existence. A microphone materialized into my hand and I smiled as I thought of the perfect song.

I'm on the battlefield
Like, oh my God (ooh la la)
Knocking soldiers down
Like house of cards (ooh la la)
I'm a one woman army (ooh la la)
Yes, I'm a one woman army
(ooh la la, ooh la la, ooh la la)

I pull up in a matte black super car
Like Batman, yeah
No bodyguard
I'm Gangnam Styling on the bar

I got it, I bring all the boys to the yard
If you see me at the club in Hollywood
You know I bring that Detroit hood
You like it, and you feelin' good
You know that you want it
You know that you would

Let's rush tonight
The music is still playin'
So get up and fight
You know that you want it
You know that you would

I'm on the battlefield
Like, oh my God (ooh la la)
Knocking soldiers down
Like house of cards (ooh la la)
I'm a one woman army (ooh la la)
Yes, I'm a one woman army
(ooh la la, ooh la la, ooh la la)
[x2]

I hit you with that kung-fu Jackie Chan
Boom, boom, boom, pow
I'm super fast
High heels, big deal
I kick your ass

They're gunnin', they're runnin'
And that makes me mad
If you wanna rumble
All you gotta do is ask
I'm a rude bitch, boy
Can you handle that?

I love to play
But I don't really need a man
No daddy, no VISA, I got my own cash
Let's rush tonight
The music is still playin'
So get up and fight
No daddy, no VISA, I got my own cash

One, two, three, hut
March if you don't give a crap
One, two, three, hut
One, two, three, hut
March if you don't give a crap
One, two, three, hut

All the clones started attacking as soon as I started singing. The marines started panicking as all my clones started attacking with both swords and doing interesting moves.

I ran into the chaos and started fighting some myself while still singing, and at one point all my clones were singing with me. It sounded so powerful to hear it in battle, kinda like a Giant's voice.

As the song ended, all my clones finished their last enemy and bowed then poofed away. I looked around and a few marines were still left and right as I was about to jump in, I was startled by someone slow-clapping.

I turned around only to see the man who bought me. "Have fun Mitaka-ya?" He said with a small grin.