Prompt: Hypocrisy
"Hypocrisy," Adam yells as he enters his apartment and sees what Lindsay is watching, "There will be none, absolutely no rubber nippled Batmen in my house." He points to the television accusingly as George Clooney, undeniably the worst Batman ever suits up.
"Relax," Lindsay says, "I was just flipping while I was waiting for you to come home with the food. There," she says, turning the channel, "No more bad Batman."
"It's not funny, Lindsay, Batman is sacred. You didn't like it when they ruined your Speedracer guy."
"That movie was a travesty of comic proportions," she says, standing and shaking her finger at him.
Adam snorts as he opens the cartons of Chinese and places them on coffee table, "Why don't we forget comic books and do something really important?"
Lindsay smiled, leaning over him and grabbing the remote, "Mario Kart it is."
Adam frowned, "Not quite what I meant."
Lindsay smiled again, "Well, beat me in this and we'll see."
Adam smirked, "Dudette, you are on."