A/N: hiya people!! my third fanfic! this is going to be the longest EVER!! it's my first invader zim series of episodes. i hope you enjoy!!

well, i'm the main character. me, invader char!! i've been in one fanfic, by GirPiggy. she wrote a few really good stories: cten's story and invaders zim, dib, cten, char, and nemo!. praise me GirPiggy. i just made you an advertisement.

CHAPTER 1: HOW IT ALL BEGAN

well, my name is char. i'm about 16 in earth years (A/N: that's not my real age!!), and i just left smeethood and am now an adult irken. i am tallest red's daughter. he is pretty nice to me (if you call that nice, he's usually pretty bossy. what i mean is he's nicer to me than the other irkens), and uncle pur has a daughter, but i don't know her name. anyway, i was celebrating my 16th birthday with daddy when uncle pur came in. i had a WHOLE stack of presents! well, this is what i got: a laser gun, a voot cruiser, an invader outfit, several devices to build stuff on the planets i invade as soon a i get assigned, and my very own HIR unit!! HIR stands for happy intelligent robot. or so said uncle pur. that's pretty dumb. i wanted a SIR, but we ran out of parts. my HIR unit had similar parts to what zim's GIR unit has, except she is shiney black and has purple eyes, antennae, etc... and has real brains. i named her kiwi (A/N: praise to GirPiggy for giving me the HIR unit idea), and she is super smart. she had a special device in her head that heals the worst possible injuries, and she also had the ability to bring irkens back from the DEAD!! woah, way cooler than a SIR unit. well, that's my intro. here's the story...

char: OMGIGOTAHIRUNIT!(translation: OMG i got a HIR unit!) thank you, daddy! thanks uncle pur! this is the best birthday ever!!

red: well, we went big in the presies this year. because you're an official adult now!

char: well, what planet am i assigned to?

red: um... earth.

char: why earth? i thought you hated zim. surely it would be dangerous to go invade a planet that's not even on the list that has a psycho freaky defective on it?

red: well... we decided we want to invade earth after all.

char: okay! leaves the massive to her voot cruiser with kiwi, and they take off

char: okay, kiwi. our mission begins now. let us rain some doom down on the filthy heads of our doomed enemies.

kiwi: i'm gonna sing the doom song now. doom doom doom doom doom do doom de doom do doom de doom doom doom dooom de doom de doom...

6 MONTHS LATER...

kiwi: dooom doom diddy doom doom de doom...

char: kiwi, will you please stop singing?

char's computer: proximity warning: planet ahead.

char: kiwi, we're here! we're finally here!

kiwi: holds up a finger to show she's not finished doom doom do doom doom doom doom the end! ooo, whasat? (A/N: sorry, i love the doom song)

char: planet earth. the planet we were sent to invade.

kiwi: ohhhhh.

THEY FLY THE VOOT CRUISER TO ZIM'S HOUSE. CHAR GETS OUT AND KNOCKS ON THE DOORBELL.

zim: hello?

char: hi, zim. my name is invader char, almighty tallest red's daughter. he and uncle pur sent me to help you invade this planet.

zim: okay. so, you'd better come in.

THEY WALK INTO THE HOUSE.

well, i hope you liked the beginning. i will update soon!