*taps pen against the desk slowly*
Okay, lets get a few things straight..
I.
Am.
Not.
A.
Fangirl.
The mere term repulses me on a deep, psychological level... I am not a dude, as some people like to question not only my gender, but my sexuality, as well... I'm straight, so don't get any ideas, either...
I don't like the spotlight, nor do I have the slightest hint of grace, so -as you can imagine- I suck at dancing.
I am not a Mary-Sue -people like that annoy the hell out of me.. I am not religious, nor am I an antireligious bitch.. Pray to whatever deity you want, I couldn't give a shit less about it.
*Stern nod* *sigh* *continues writing*
How old am I? I'm eighteen.
Height?
5' 6", so what if I'm short?
Weight?
*Patience crack* *angry aura* *continues to scribble*
Who the fuck asks this shit?!
...So what if I cuss?! I'm a closet perv too, so stick it!
*deep breath*
I'm allergic to bananas -but they're so effing-good- and constantly am tackled when discovered with one.. Usually from my friend-turned-butler Ashe or older brother by fourteen-months Ryuu..
I like mysteries, but I suck at solving them... Love puzzles.. Especially 3-D ones... I have a large barrage of figurines defending my room of intruders as we speak..
Family?
*pause* *shift in seat*
Well- I'm a bastard kid. My father runs a large business that involves not only computer software, but virtual reality gaming.
My mother was the nanny to my two oldest siblings, Akari and Chojo. She is also the mother of my third eldest sibling, Ryuu. I am her child, but my only younger sibling is the daughter of my father's wife..
*low chuckle, almost sad*
Pretty fucked up, right..?
That's not even the funniest part.. Here- picture this-