Ron and Hermione were walking down near the lake.

All the sudden Harry came right out of nowhere.

"Bloody hell," Said Ron, "It's Harry, and he's drinking a Pepsi."

Hermione stared, in awe of the shiny surface of the can.

"Oh this isn't a Pepsi," Harry said.

Zip

"It's a Pepsi Twist man."

Ron and Hermione looked at each other in confusion.

"And I'm not Harry Potter" Harry unzipped his scar, which was really a zipper.

Zip

"I'm Lord Voldemort."

Lo and behold, there was Lord Voldemort standing right in front of Ron and Hermione.

"Bloody hell!" Ron exclaimed

Ron threw Hermione at sweet, old, noseless, Voldie Moldie.

"Take her! Don't hurt me!" He screamed, cowering.

".Okay." Said our dear Voldie Moldy Mort. Then he flew away on his pretty wings of death.

The End