Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel. Pffffh, but who needs to know that?
Thor walks into Stark Tower dragging a screaming black haired god trying to get his thin little hand out of Thor's firm grip but utterly failing.
"Loki stop that!" Thor says sternly.
"Let go, you big buffoon!" Loki screams.
"Loki please, just stop pulling your hand away from mine."
"Where are we? I need a pee!"
"We're at Stark Tower because no one will look after you in Asgard for you are too much of a hassle."
"I am no such thing! I NEED A PEE!" Loki screams at the top of his lungs.
"Shhhh Loki, stop being so loud or you won't get to go to the lavatory." Thor replies
At that moment Stark, Banner, Rogers and Barton come out of the elevator. Walking out they stop where they are, eyeing the sight in front of them.
"Hey Point break! What's up with the kid?" Stark says looking at Loki. At this point Loki has peed his pants due to reasons; one, he really needed the toilet and two, he is scared that Bruce Banner will hulk out on him again and smash him around the room as he did when the Chitauri attacked New York.
"Friends I need your help. Loki accidentally turned himself into a toddler and no one will look after him in Asgard," Thor explains.
"Wait your telling me that kid is Loki?" Clint exclaims.
"Yes, will you help me look after him?" Thor asks.
"I don't know mate I mean he is Loki and he did try to kill us last year." Steve states concerned.
"Please friends you are the only people who I can turn to, everyone else has said no to looking after Loki." Thor begs
"Can he still do magic because if he can't than I guess we could look after." Everybody's head turns to look at Bruce in surprise, who has asked the question.
"Loki can only do bits of magic, little spells like making things appear and teleporting except only to an extent." Thor informs them.
"And what extent is that?" Clint questions with his eyes narrowing, not liking the fact that Loki is back on Earth.
"Until he falls unconscious which will happen if he teleports more than twice a day because of his small form."
"Ah. So how long does he lay unconscious for?" Steve asks.
"About an hour or so."
"Well I guess we could look after him at Stark Tower but if he tries to kill us in our sleep then he's going home buddy." Tony reasons.
"Thank You friends it is very much appreciated!" Thor booms. Loki, who had been quite throughout the conversation, tugs on Thor's cape.
"Thor?"
"Yes what is it brother?" Thor asks whilst crouching down to be at Loki's height.
"I need new under garments." Hearing that comment Thor looks down to see a fairly big wet patch on Loki's trousers.
"Oh."
Hey! I'm not quite sure about where I'm going with this story. I'm not even sure if i'm going to continue it. All of the stories I have posted haven't been updated in a hell of a long time so I'm thinking of updating them. Tell me what you think about the story and I might just update it, it depends.
Have a jolly good day, Kirsten