Pirates of Konohagakure

Me: I know I have stuff to be updating, but alas: the plot bunny came prancing his little happy self around my brain with this and like, two other stories for days now, and I couldn't concentrate on updating (which I am aware I need to do) so here's the blue plot bunny. He's a pirate.

Summary: Hatake Kakashi, Captain of the Sharingan Pirates of Konoha, is the most famed and powerful leader in all the seven seas. The bounty placed on his head, as well as the heads on many other pirates in his crew, is internationally known. However, this doesn't worry Kakashi. He is in fact worried about the other band of pirates: The Sirens of the Sea. From what Kakashi knows, these pirates are unlike other pirates, for they are known to disguise themselves as common loose civilians and steal from under the noses of unsuspecting nobles. They've caused trouble for many, but that's what Kakashi is interested in, so he decides to go after them under the orders of the Queen. Though Kakashi doesn't usually work for others, after a large sum of treasure from Queen Tsunade from Konoha, he agrees to make the Sirens of the Sea part of his crew. But, when he captures the brown-haired captain of the Sirens, Kakashi realizes he may have bitten off more than he can chew.

Pairings: KakaIru. GaaNaru, SasSak, ShiNeji, KankShika, GenRai, KotIzu, KurenAsu and KibaOC, featuring Badass! Seducer!Iruka

Warnings:Pirate-AU Lemon for varying pairings. Fighting, violence, blood, swearing, dirty talk, and yaoi. If any of those bothers you, turn away now. I will not put up with flames because you didn't heed the warning.

Me: For those wondering, I will update sometime. Sorry for the big delay, but let's start the chapters.

Note: I will be writing the dialogue in heavy pirate talk for the ship and affairs on the ship to make them look tougher, but you will see it shift into normal talk from time to time when one member of the crew talks to another.

Other Note: Kakashi's crew is: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Shikamaru, Asuma, Genma, Kotetsu, Kiba,

Shino, and Hinata.

Iruka's crew is: Gaara, Kankuro, Temari, Danielle (my oc, who will appear in other stories), Neji, Raidou, Izumo, Kurenai, Anko, Choji, and Mizuki

Gai's crew is: Ebisu, Ibiki, Lee, TenTen, and Ino (you'll see why)

Chapter 1: The Pirates and the Plans

Silver hair gleamed in the bright moonlight as mismatched eyes surveyed the sea ahead of them. The normally bright blue water looked like a murky black abyss, crashing against the side of the ship as it cut through the water. Mismatched eyes narrowed as he stared out into the dark water. Behind him, a raven-haired male stood, silently waiting for his captain's command. "What's our status? Anythin' to report?" He said finally.

The raven-haired male shook his head, though the captain couldn't see it. "No cap'n."

The silver-haired man nodded. "'N th' prisoners?"

"They're ready to speak cap'n. Shall I brin' them to ye?" The younger male inquired.

The first man nodded. "Aye. Woefully, they'll cooperate 'tis the hour."

The raven-haired man bowed. "Aye cap'n Hatake." He began to walk away.

"By th' way Sasuke," the silver-haired man, Captain Kakashi called, making the boy stop and turn. "Be tellin' Genma to brin' up our special guest to th' deck."

Sasuke nodded. "'O course cap'n."

Captain Hatake turned back to the deep sea in front of him, black water in the night. He stared up at the moon, arms folded on the railing. This had been the third time this week he had been betrayed.

Kakashi Hatake was the famed leader of the Legendary Sharingan Pirates. He was known around all the seas for his ship, his crew, and his adventures. His pirates had pulled off many of the greatest heists around the world. Kakashi himself however, was known for his looks and his attitude. Kakashi himself was a mysterious man. His looks were the most mysterious thing about him. He had silver hair, one stormy gray eye and one blood red eye, and suspicious scar over his right eye that stopped at his cheek, and a pale expanse of skin. To men and women alike, he was more beautiful than any treasure out there.

And much more valuable.

Because of his fame, Kakashi had made many enemies, varying from men and women from all lands. Many would try to get to his heart, trying to guide themselves to his riches, but it never worked. Kakashi had always seen through it, having been betrayed so many times over, and many of them had been put to death or made walk the plank, both of which weren't pleasant fates. But, it would only happen to the most corrupt and scummy of people.

Much like the three thrown to the ground behind him.

Kakashi turned around, taking in the dirty appearances of his three prisoners. The blonde and two brunette's holding them all placed a foot on the prisoner's backs, keeping them down. Kakashi surveyed the three before turning his back. "So, be ye three ready to speak?"

The largest man shuddered and nodded. "Aye."

Kakashi nodded slowly. "Be tellin' me 'tis then: why did ye think it was smart to give a go' 'n fool me, Cap'n Hatake, into thinkin' ye were common peasants? Did ye not think I would find out?"

The man didn't answer, but Kakashi felt him tense. "Naruto?" He asked the boy.

The blonde nodded and dug his heel into the man's back, making him grunt as wounds on his back were irritated.

"Did I not ask an inquiry? Be it really wise not to answer?"

The man whimpered, making Kakashi smirk. "I thought not."

He turned around, crouching to grab the man's chin. "Who was it that sent ye to do 'tis? To give a go' 'n fool me 'n pillage me treasure?"

The man looked over at his two companions, both who nodded sadly, before looking at Kakashi. "I-It was a Siren. I don't remember who he was, but he forced us to. Had we not, we would had been killed."

Kakashi nodded again. "But, Didn't ye think 'o th' consequences 'o tryin' to trick me? Did ye think I would set ye free?"

The man and his companions gasped. Kakashi smiled evilly. They obviously thought Kakashi would let them go free after what they did. How pathetic. "We allowed ye on our ship, whar ye swore to be faithful to Konoha, yet ye committed treason, 'n aboard me ship, th' punishment fer treason be Davy Jones' treasure chest." He nodded to Naruto, who picked the man up. The man began to shake. "No! Please don't make me walk th' plank! I beg 'o ye! Spare me! Spare us!"

Kakashi smirked. "Ye three ain't walkin' th' plank. I have a much more fittin' punishment." He gestured to Naruto, who raised his sword high. The first man had no time to react before his head was chopped off.

The other two watched their partner's head roll away from his body until it rested at Kakashi's feet. Kakashi grinned, stepping away from the head that was now leaking blood and wiped his boots off. "Naruto, Be off get Kiba, 'n be tellin' him to brin' his dog, Akamaru."

The blonde nodded. "Aye cap'n." And he ran off.

The other two shook in fear. "W-Who's Kiba and Akamaru?"

Kakashi sighed. "Since ye won't be around much longer, I be predictin' i can be tellin' ye. Kiba be part 'o me crew, 'n his dog Akamaru has been extra feisty lately. 'n Akamaru has no objection against attackin' anyone who isn't loyal to me, Kiba, or Konoha. I be sure Akamaru would be glad fer a late snack."

One of them began to cry. "Please no!" He sobbed. "Please, spare us! Don't kill us!"

But just then, a brunette boy walked up to Kakashi and bowed, a large dog following. "Ye called fer me cap'n?"

Kakashi nodded. "There are some traitors in our presence."

At the word 'traitor' Akamaru growled angrily and began tensing. Kiba placed a calming hand on the dog's head. "Do ye need Akamaru to take care 'o them? He'd be glad to."

Kakashi nodded. "Let the beast free."

The simple collar and rope used for leash on Akamaru was loosened, and then completely untied. As soon as he was free, Akamaru growled low in his throat, and tensed before he sprang at them and attacked the prisoners. Blood splashed against the floor as pain-filled screams floated through the night air. As soon as it had begun, it had ended. Akamaru happily padded back to Kiba, and began licking the blood off his fur. Kakashi chuckled. "Thank you."

Kiba bowed. "Anythin' fer ye cap'n."

Kakashi nodded. "Get this mess cleaned up. Tell Kotetsu to dock us at the next island for the night, and tell Sasuke to report to my quarters."

Kiba nodded. "Aye. Night Cap'n."

~Kakashi's Quarters~

Kakashi collapsed back into his bed, pulling off the mask that covered the lower part of his face. He looked up at his ceiling and sighed. 'And it happens again,' he thought to himself. 'I think I've found someone who can be my first mate, and yet again, I am betrayed.' He clenched his fist. 'Damn those Sirens!'

The Sirens of the Sea were another band of pirates, an untraditional one though, who had been causing trouble for Kakashi for years now. He knew nothing about their leader, or where they came from, but knew they resorted to trickery to get what they wanted. However, this was the first time they had sent spies to him. It was a clever ploy, and had almost worked, but another member of his crew, his best friend, Asuma, had overheard the three plotting to kill Kakashi. Thanks to Asuma, the ploy had been discovered and he had taken out the three traitors. Those Sirens however, were bad news. But, Kakashi had something in mind for them.

He wanted them on his crew.

Over the years, Kakashi had been able to recruit other pirate groups to his own crew, and had become the greatest. The Sirens were stubborn, and though Kakashi hated to admit it, his knowledge on the Sirens was limited. All he knew were that all whole gang were a bunch of seducers, though only for the bigger pirate gangs.

And from what Kakashi knew, he and his crew were next on the list.

A knock on the door interrupted his thoughts. "Come in," Kakashi called.

Sasuke walked in, closing the door behind him. "You called captain?" He had dropped the accent and spoke more formally now.

Kakashi chuckled. "I basically raised you. Drop the formalities."

Sasuke sighed in relief and slouched against the door. "How are you?" He asked seriously, getting straight to business.

Kakashi smiled bitterly. "The same as every time this happens. It's hard to believe that someone could ever possibly care for me, no?"

"You say that like it's an impossible feat."

"It is." He said, sitting up. Out of all his crew, the only one who saw his face was Sasuke, and even though the boy was like a son to him, it had taken him a while to get comfortable enough to even let him see it. "Who could?" Kakashi continued. "Think of who I am. I'm the most wanted yet famous pirate in the world. Who would love someone with a reputation like that?"

"Hn." Sasuke grunted, frowning.

Kakashi chuckled. That was about the most of a response he would get out of the boy, meaning he was annoyed with his elder. Kakashi just chuckled. "I know your hearts in the right place, but I'm destined to be alone."

"There is hope," Sasuke pointed out. "And who knows? At the next island, you might fall in love with someone you meet once we there."

Kakashi smiled. "You're starting to sound like Sakura."

A not so subtle blush settled across Sasuke's face at the mention of his pink haired, green-eyed mate. "She hasn't ever said that. I think that myself. And besides, Sakura knows what she's talking about when it comes to these things."

"Is she?"

"She is. And she's trustworthy."

"Are you sure Sasuke? Is she not blinding you by what your heart's saying?"

"Aye. You and I both know she wouldn't lie to me."

"You said the same thing about Ino," Kakashi pointed out.

"Ah, but Ino never shared my bed, nor did she have any interest in the well-being of the rest of the crew. She only wanted the riches that came with being with us. But, Sakura has shared my bed many times over, and she has yet to harm me when I was vulnerable. She also cares for us and the crew; I know she would give me up if it meant helping you or Konoha. I trust her with my life and my heart."

Kakashi reclined back on his bed. "Strong and noble words for one so young, but I am happy for you." But he sighed again. "Let's just hope you two are right. Maybe I will fall for someone who will want me for me when we land."

Sasuke tossed him some clothes. "Then get dressed," he called as he opened the door and stepped into the hall. "We've already docked."


The island was one of the ones that many pirates visited often. Many civilians had adapted to life knowing they would eventually see more of the pirates. But there was a system to it. The pirates provided the island with income as they bought all their supplies and weapons from the people and took hospitality from them, while the people produced the items need, and the pirates paid reasonably; they may have stolen from other islands and provinces, but many of them (like Kakashi and his crew) were modest with it. And plus, the pirates didn't rob the island nor let any harm befall it, and the people didn't care which pirate came, nor how famous or dangerous they were. If they provided money, than it was fine. Even now, more blacksmiths and farms and repair shops were popping up, seeing as though those fields were the most popular among the pirates.

Kakashi stepped off his ship, the White Fang, followed by Naruto, Sakura, Kiba, Asuma, Genma, and Sasuke. He stretched slightly, loosening his muscles. "Here's the plan: we'll stay here for the night. Asuma, stock up on gunpowder. Genma, go with him and get cannonballs, flint, and torches. Sakura, you get us more medical supplies. Sasuke, get more crates of food. Naruto, you and Kiba go to the blacksmith and pick up more swords and try to find some pistols. I myself will be close by; I need to find someone to fix the compass."

"There's a shop near the blacksmith," Naruto chimed. "Kiba and I can take it while we're up there."

Kakashi nodded, tossing the compass to the boy. "Very well. When you're through, load the ship and get to the tavern we stayed at last time; if you watched the ship last time, you'll be staying at the tavern this time." Cheers came from Naruto, but groans came from Genma. Kakashi rolled his eye. "Be ready. We set out early tomorrow." He heard a snort come from Asuma, but he didn't say anything to him.

"What about you?" Sasuke asked.

"I'll…retire early," Kakashi answered.

Asuma snorted again and rolled his eyes. "You mean, you're going to the bar to get shit-faced, and then sleep til noon, wake up, be lazy for about an hour, and leave later in the day?"

Kakashi chuckled. "You know me so well Asuma."

Asuma smiled. "What are friends for? But anyways, have fun," he called as he and Genma walked off. Kiba and Naruto took off in the other direction as Sasuke and Sakura walked past him, heading to the apothecary. Kakashi smiled. "They're some of the best people on the crew a person could ask for," Kakashi murmured gently, knowing his crew was large, but those couple was some of his favorites. "I'm glad they're with me," he murmured into the night. Chuckling at how sentimental he sounded, he set off towards the bar.


There weren't many people in here, much to Kakashi's joy. At least this way, he could drink away his sorrow at being betrayed, and maybe relieve some stress with one or two of the cute waitresses, or even the handsome bartender. Kakashi wasn't one to care for gender; in his opinion, pleasure was pleasure, no matter where it came from, and Kakashi was no stranger to any type of pleasure to the body.

Downing his sixth shot of whiskey (he wasn't aware he had drunk so much so fast until now), Kakashi's mood dropped as he thought of the recent betrayal. About three weeks ago, Kakashi and his crew stopped to get some supplies when they had stumbled across three dirty beggars, who claimed the Sirens had robbed them and plundered their home. Kakashi had felt pity for them (the Sirens had been known to do such feats, so it didn't surprise him when he heard that), and had taken them on as members of his crew. The first one, the man Naruto had killed, had pretended to care for him and show attraction. Kakashi, only used to flings and the occasional try at relationship, figured he should take care of the man, and provided him a large wardrobe and almost anything he had wanted. However, just days ago, Naruto had been walking past their cabin to tell them dinner was ready when he had overheard their plans: the lead man had been fooling Kakashi into making him rich, and then would seduce Kakashi so that the Captain would bed him. Once the deed was done, the man was going to slit Kakashi's throat. Naruto had immediately gone and told Kakashi. Staying on the safe side, Kakashi had gotten Sasuke and Asuma to investigate, and the two had confirmed it. Kakashi knew he had to put them to death, but was saddened; he had really felt like he was falling in love with the man.

"Love isn't for a pirate like me, and even then, I've always fallen in love too easily," he grumbled into his seventh shot. He quickly downed it, the slight burning welcome at the bitter taste in his mouth. "And because of that, nothing good ever comes my way." He gestured for another shot. "And now, here I am again," he muttered, downing his next shot, and another quickly after that. He reached for his tenth shot, but a tanned hand stopped him. "Slow down there."

Kakashi turned to the person who had dared stooped him, but the words died in his throat.

Tan skin stretched deliciously over taunt muscles. Dark brown locks fell down, cascading down to strong shoulders. Chocolate brown eyes laced in amusement stared into his own mismatched pair as a long scar was crinkled across a handsome face. "You're going to make yourself sick."

Kakashi stared at this beautiful man, forgetting everything around him. Was this really happening? Was this man really talking to him? It must be a dream, or some pretty good alcohol.

The man smiled slightly. "Are you okay?"

Kakashi's mouth went dry. He was far- far, from okay.

The man wore a simple shirt that was completely opened, revealing a stretch of bronze skin and a flat, toned stomach. Black pants hung dangerously low on slim hips, and Kakashi could see a thin strip of black hair leading down to...untouchable places (at least, for now). Kakashi felt himself grow hard under the table. The man was the most arousing sight in all the seven seas.

And apparently, everyone in the bar thought so as well, as all eyes were drawn to the man. Kakashi growled lowly, a sign that the man in his presence was his company, and would stay like that for the whole night.

If he could at least utter two words and stop staring.

Two fingers touched his chin, closing his mouth that he now realized hung open, his mask barely hiding it. His eyes met amused chocolate orbs. "Close this," the silky voice teased.

Oh Kami, that voice! So silky, so seductive, so smooth! Kakashi felt his arousal skyrocket as he imagined that voice calling out for him, screaming his name. Because that was just what he planned to do as the night progressed. Too bad his brain had melted and he couldn't form words. Instead, Kakashi, usually very articulate, made odd choking noises deep in his throat, making the man chuckle. "Are you sure you're alright?"

Kakashi nodded dumbly.

The smiled broadly and sat down beside him. "Now, if you can, answer me this: why is such a handsome man like yourself alone and trying to drink himself into a coma?"

Kakashi grunted and finally pulled together an intelligent response. "I-uh-I…who are you?"

Okay, maybe less than intelligent.

The man leaned forward, naughty smile on his face. "I'm Iruka," he purred.

Oh…Kakashi wanted to faint from the pure arousal and lust that came from those two sinful words. All the man-Iruka-did was smile at him and Kakashi couldn't put together a rational thought other than jumping the man and fucking him in half on the nearest available surface.

Iruka leant his cheek into his palm, eyes lit with mischief, amusement, and lust. "And you are?"

"H-Hatake Kakashi." Yeah, that was about the closest thing to a good response he was able to scrounge up. Telling his name was one of those automatic responses.

If Iruka was surprised at who he was, he didn't show it. "Hatake Kakashi? Captain of the Sharingan Pirate? Wow. I didn't know I was in the presence of someone so big and powerful."

Kakashi held back a groan at those words. Iruka must have known what he was doing to him! But, in response, Kakashi shook his head. "Please. Don't look to deep into it."

Iruka smiled. "Alright then," he replied as the bartender placed a drink in front of him. Iruka gave him a flirtatious smile and winked, making the bartender blush. Kakashi almost growled. The tan man's attention should be solely on Kakashi, no one else! No one should have been able to see the man look or smile like that!

Iruka turned back to Kakashi, swirling the ice around in his drink with his finger. "So, what's someone like you doing here?"

"On the island, or at the bar?" Ah, there was Kakashi's normal witty response. Looks like his brain had finally decided to provide him with answers.

Iruka grinned. "Finally decide to speak up?" He teased. "And I meant on the island."

Kakashi grunted. "I could say the same about you. I've never seen you around here before." It was true. Kakashi had come to this island ever since he was a lad, traveling with his father, yet he had never seen Iruka here before. Maybe the alcohol was that good.

Iruka chuckled. "I'm only visiting for a few days. Some kids I have guardianship over told me about this place and wanted to come for a slight vacation, so I decided to let them visit. No harm in that right?"

"Not at all," Kakashi replied. "It's nice of you."

Iruka pulled his finger out of his drink. "Thank you." And he slid that finger into his mouth. Kakashi audibly gasped. That was it. Anything else, Kakashi was bound to jump him and drag him to the nearest table (or wall, or bed, or street post, or ground, or…etc. you get the picture) and pound into him as hard and fast as he possibly could. Iruka seemed oblivious (or knew exactly what he was doing, which Kakashi figured it was the latter of the two) and slowly pulled the finger out of his mouth, tongue following to lick at the tip of his finger. Kakashi swallowed. That was so sexy, and Kakashi could only fantasize what that hot mouth would be like swallowing his-oh kami. He needed this man right now.

"So," Iruka smiled, looking so innocent but oh so naughty. "What about you?"

"W-We can to pick up some supplies," he answered, feeling so aroused he would faint. "We were actually just in for the night." Iruka pouted, lower lip looking so delectable sticking out the way it was. "Aw. I thought you would be staying longer. We could have had such fun getting to know each other better. I mean, I'm positive I could show you a good time." He winked again.

That was the last straw. He snapped.

Kakashi quickly stood and pulled Iruka up with him. If the man was frightened, he didn't show it, instead chuckling lowly. "Come with me," Kakashi nearly begged, wrapping his arms around the slender waist and crushing their bodies together. "I am so turned on right now," he breathed. "I need you badly."

Iruka smirked. "I was hoping you'd say that." He wrapped his arms around the captain and leaned in close to a pale ear. "And yes, you may have me." He whispered, giving the ear a small lick.

That was all Kakashi needed to hear as he very nearly dragged Iruka out of the bar and to his room.

~The White Fang~

Five teens and a young man carefully snuck aboard the famous White Fang, being very careful not to alert anyone on board. "Are you sure the captain said to do this?" Said a brunette with white-lavender eyes.

A girl with teal eyes nodded. "We're not looting them or anything, just throwing them off course."

Another brunette with auburn eyes, a boy, chuckled. "I can't believe no one's keeping watch. How are they the best when they can't keep a good eye?"

An older man with a scarred face just smirked. "I don't know, but let's get going. Remember the plan?"

Four other heads nodded. "You'll keep whoever the navigator is busy," the girl with red-tipped auburn hair said.

"We'll switch their maps with our own special ones," the lavender-eyed boy continued.

"Then, we jam the rudder to keep them here for a while longer," a blonde girl said.

"If it comes to it, we seduce the rest of the crew,' the quiet redhead put in.

"And while our Captain is with their Captain distracting him, we find out where they're going, what they're doing, and if Queen Tsunade's position has changed," the older man finished. He smiled evilly. "So, you five scan the layout of the ship and copy it down, and I'll be with their navigator. Once I have him leave the deck or occupied enough to where he won't suspect anything, two of you sneak into their navigation room and switch their maps or alter the hand drawn one. The other three jam the cannons. When I get done with the navigator, I'll spread our mark across the ship. Any objections?"

Five heads shook. The man smiled. "Great. Go!"

~Deck~

Genma sighed, bored. It was so boring having to stay on ship and guard it, because nothing ever happened! People knew better than to rob the White Fang for crying out loud! People heard all the legends and all the stories; many people were scared to even look at the ship, let alone steal it! Genma sighed again. It was so boring, he had nothing to do, and he needed some excitement!

"E-Excuse me?"

Genma perked up. Yay! Something to do! Finally!

He turned to the voice, seeing a sexy man he didn't recognize. He had a thin blanket over his shoulder, but under it wore brown pants, a button up shirt, and black boots. Genma smirked. "You do know it isn't good to sneak aboard a pirate ship, right?"

The man rubbed his arms like he was cold. "I'm sorry. These kids cornered me and robbed, and they ran up here. They took something valuable from me and I want it back. A family heirloom you might say."

Genma frowned. While that did sound like Naruto and Kiba, they were in town on the island and were staying at the tavern, so they couldn't have done it. The other kids on the ship weren't the type to steal, and they were probably asleep anyways, so it couldn't have been them either. "I'm sorry, but, the only kids that are usually here and do things like that are in town. I'm afraid I can't help you."

The man pouted. "Oh." He said simply. "Looks like I've lost that too." He rubbed his arms again.

Genma shrugged. "Wish I could help, but I can't." A breeze blew through the night, making the man shiver. Genma smirked. Maybe he would have his fun after all. A couple naughty words here and there and maybe, just maybe…Genma hadn't gotten laid in a while.

"You look like you're cold," he said lazily. "Maybe you should go home and warm up."

The man smiled sadly. "I can't," he replied. "It'll be even colder there. I live alone and have no one to help me warm up. I've been so lonely since my parents disappeared, and I have no one else with me. I haven't been with someone in a long time."

Oh, he could not have murmured any other perfect words! 'This is all too easy!' Genma thought happily. He walked up to the man and grabbed him by the waist, pressing the man's back against his chest. "Well," he purred. "Maybe I can help with your little problem."

The man shuddered, but Genma knew it wasn't from the cold. "What's your name?" he whispered, breath tickling the man's ear.

The man gave a tiny moan and pushed his ass back to rub against Genma's groin. "R-Raidou."

Genma licked the tempting earlobe by his mouth, licking around the man's shell. "Come with me Raidou. I'll warm you up in no time."

~Tavern~

"Oh…" Kakashi groaned, sweat slipping down his face. "Oh, I-Iruka. Nrgh. Ahh. Iruka …"

Iruka looked up at him through his lashes, giving a particularly hard suck to the large organ in his mouth, which had Kakashi throwing his head back and groaning in lust. Iruka hummed in appreciation and swallowed his cock again, making Kakashi nearly shout out in ecstasy. The other man released his cock to lick it from base to tip, diving back down to take it in his mouth again. His tongue laved over his sensitive slit, hands tugging on his sac. Kakashi held the man's shoulder tighter as Iruka sucked in his cheeks, giving a rough lick and hard suck, causing Kakashi to tremble against the door.

No sooner than Kakashi had pulled Iruka out of the bar had he rushed to the tavern, where Iruka had shown him his room, and Kakashi pounced, ripping the man's clothes off as soon as the door shut. Once exposed, Kakashi licked, kissed, and nipped at every inch of skin he could find, becoming addicted to the taste that was pure Iruka. Iruka had made some truly delicious noises that had Kakashi's cock just waiting to burst out of its confines and be buried inside that heat.

But, Iruka wanted to play too.

With a lustful smirk, Iruka had pulled away from one of their many heated kisses and slowly slid down Kakashi's body, who of which was drawn to the man and carefully watched his every move. Iruka then freed his aching cock from its confines and immediately took it into his hot, wet mouth, sucking and licking like there was no tomorrow. Kakashi couldn't do much other than groan and whimper at the oral talent Iruka showed; Kakashi had had his share of partners, but none made him react this way.

Kakashi braced himself on Iruka's shoulders, one hand gripping the brown locks, the other probably bruising Iruka's shoulders, but if it hurt, the man didn't say anything. Iruka smirked up at Kakashi, releasing his erection with a delightful pop. He slithered up Kakashi's body, licking a wet trail, until he reached an inviting ear.

"Fuck me captain," he whispered.

Kakashi's arms shot out and picked the man up, nearly running to the bedroom in his haste. He would enjoy making the man scream for him.

~The White Fang~

"Ahh! Ah! Ugn! G-Genma! Ooh! Genma!" Raidou moaned, holding onto the edge of the railing, legs spread wide for the other man.

Genma smirked, spreading apart the cheeks in his hands and sticking his probing tongue deeper into Raidou's hole. It got him the effect he wanted; Raidou keened loudly and leaned forward even more, spreading his legs wider.

It hadn't taken long for Genma to seduce Raidou. Apparently, the attractive man had been deprived lately and was looking for companionship. And lucky for him, Genma had been deprived as well, not being able to find release on any other islands nor among the crew so this was just what he needed. But, Genma hadn't been able to wait and instead had pulled Raidou to the railing, planning on taking him then and there. Who cared if another of the crew saw him? He hadn't gotten any in a while, and he had a sexy, willing man just aching for him, so who was he to refuse? If they did get caught, oh well. It wasn't his problem.

"Ooh! Genma! Do that again! Ah! Yes! Yes! Ahh!"

Genma pulled away, licking the round cheeks once more before finally standing up, making Raidou groan and glare at him. Genma just turned him around and pushed the tip of his cock against his more than ready entrance. "Ready?" He whispered.

Raidou nodded. "Please Genma! I need it!"

Genma gripped his hips and swiftly thrust into the tight body, making Raidou shot in pleasure and toss his head back. His hands gripped Genma's shoulders, fingers digging in (probably) painfully, while his legs wrapped around the other man's waist. Genma grinned as he pulled out and slammed back into the tight heat. Oh yeah, Genma was definitely entertained now.

~Tavern~

"Ah! Ah! Y-Yes captain yes! H-Harder! Ahh!"

Kakashi groaned as he again slammed into Iruka's tight heat, loving the way his walls squeezed and massaged him. Iruka thrashed on the bed below him, hands tightly fisted in the sheets below him. His face was flushed, kiss-swollen lips parted to scream his name and moan. Kakashi grunted, pulling Iruka onto his lap and forcing his hips down as Kakashi thrust up. Iruka clung to him, toes-curling as Kakashi started a new rhythm of thrusts. Iruka leaned down and crashed his lips to Kakashi's, tongues battling and dancing in fervor. He pulled away to shout in pleasure.

"Kakashi! There! Again! Yes! Harder! Harder!"

Kakashi grinned, knowing he found the man's sweet spot and repeatedly slammed into it, focusing more on strength than rhythm. Iruka was tensing below him, so close to release. Kakashi's own stomach tightened. It was unbearable! Iruka was so tight, so hot, and the noises he made were such a turn-on, Kakashi was surprised that he could last this long.

But one thing was for sure, he couldn't last much longer at this rate.

~White Fang~

"Genma! I-I'm so close! Please!" Raidou pleaded, nude legs wrapped tightly around Genma's waist, holding onto the man as if he would break apart from his release and Genma was the only thing keeping him steady.

"I-I'm almost there," Genma groaned into Raidou's ear. He strengthened his thrusts, losing all inhibition and slamming into Raidou a few more times before the man's tightness clenched around him as he released and coated both their chests, screaming Genma's name as he did. Genma groaned, thrusting a couple more times before he couldn't take it and shouted out as he released into the spasming body below him. He and Raidou slumped to the ground, panting harshly. Genma brushed Raidou's sweaty hair out of his face, watching the man slowly lift lust filled eyes to his own as a seductive grin spread across the handsome face. Genma gulped, feeling his softening partner quickly harden again within Raidou's body. Looks like he was getting more excitement than he signed up for.

~Tavern~

"Ahhhh! Oh, Kakashi! Kakashi harder! Please!"

Kakashi groaned as Iruka clenched down around him, his tightness unbearable. It was so tight, so hot, Kakashi would die happy if this was the way to go. Yes, he had indulged in casual sex before, but his partners never made him make the noises he was making. Kakashi thrust in harder, slamming the bed against the wall with every one of his new thrusts. He gripped the tan hips tightly, no doubt leaving bruises, as he pulled Iruka down onto his hips, impaling the younger man on his throbbing erection. Kakashi groaned, the new position making him go deeper into the tight heat. After their first release, Kakashi had taken one look at Iruka before he jumped the man again.

"Iruka," he moaned. "You-You're so tight!"

"Oh! Oh! Kakashi! That's it! Ah! Right there! Ahh!" Tears of pleasure gathered in his eyes and leaked down his cheeks as his toes curled and he gripped Kakashi's shoulders so hard he must have been leaving bloody crescent moons, but he was too far gone in pleasure to even care. He felt the strong coil in his stomach snap with such force, his back arched to the point of breaking. "Kakashi!" He screamed, his release spurting onto both their chests and stomachs.

Kakashi shouted out loudly as Iruka's passage squeezed him, and two thrusts later, he emptied his hot load into Iruka's more than willing body. Using the last of his strength, he pulled out of Iruka before collapsing on top of the man. Both men panted heavily as they came down from their orgasms, Kakashi's mind still reeling. Iruka…he was unlike anyone Kakashi had ever been with before. It was so hot, erotic, so many words to describe it that Kakashi wasn't even sure he'd be able to tell this to anyone. Below him, Iruka was still breathing hard, face flushed, lips swollen from all the kissing. "Wow…" he breathed after a minute. "Captain, that was amazing," he murmured, turning to look at Kakashi. Kakashi couldn't help the lazy grin on his face. "I try."

Iruka laughed, a little breathless. "Well captain, you are not only an amazing pirate, but an amazing lover."

Kakashi chuckled. "Please, don't spoil me."

Iruka grin, a lustful look in his eyes. "I am far from finished spoiling you," he whispered sexily, causing Kakashi's once softened partner to spring back to full height. Iruka was in for it now.

~The White Fang~

In the navigation room, the five teens had successfully done their job. "I've finished with all the maps," the white-eyed male, Neji, announced. "With what I've done, they'll be going in circles for days before they finally realize what's wrong. I've also made copies of the original maps as well."

"Good job," said the redhead, Gaara. "I've copied down all important information. Every course, every document, I've got it all."

"Lookie what I found!" Said a brunette, Kankuro, who was smiling happily and holding up his treasures. "A real bronze sword and some pure silver daggers."

"And," said the other brunette girl with red-tipped hair, Danielle, "Don't I look just amazing in these gems?" She asked, striking a pose and gesturing to the many jeweled necklaces she had around her neck.

The blonde scoffed, tossing a sack at her. "Bag em'. They'll make too much noise when we get outta here."

Danielle pouted. "Fine Temari. You're no fun," she grumbled, stuffing her treasures into the small sack. "What now? Do we leave our mark here or just get out?"

Gaara smirked. "We leave our mark of course."

~The Next Morning~

Genma grinned lazily. Last night had been filled with some of the most amazing sex he had ever had in his life! It was only moments ago he had finally, finally, collapsed in sheer exhaustion, spent beyond belief. Raidou had literally taken everything out of him last night, and he was damn proud of the way he'd made the man scream for him. 'I wonder if Captain'll let me take him with us,' Genma thought. 'He has no family, and I'm sure he'd love to-'

"Genma! Genma!"

Genma growled. Only Naruto would have the decency to wake him up at this hour! What could the blonde have possibly wanted so early?!

The knocking became more frantic, and loud enough that Raidou scrunched up his nose and slowly woke up. "Genma?" He rasped, voice hoarse (no doubt from all his screaming Genma thought happily.) "What's going on?"

"I don't know," Genma replied, quickly throwing on clothes and grabbing his dagger. "Stay here. I'll be back."

"Alright," Raidou replied, but Genma had already yanked open the door.

Naruto paused mid-knock, fearful for a minute before it all came to him and his eyes took on a panicked look. "Genma! Come to the upper deck! You need to see this!" Genma raised an eyebrow. What could have possibly happened? He followed the blonde to the upper deck and froze, eyes going wide.

It was a mess! During the night, someone must have snuck aboard the ship and thrashed it!

The sails were destroyed, slashed to pieces, the cannons were jammed, their food supply wrecked and the steering mechanism broken. Wood was splintered here and there were someone obviously had either shot or stomped through, and many of their treasures had been stolen.

They had been looted!

"Any idea who did this?" Genma growled, angry he had been distracted last night (and wondering if the bandits who robbed Raidou had done this) and therefore didn't even notice this. How could he have let mindless sex steer him away from his duties?!"

"We have an idea," Shino, another member of the crew said quietly, holding something in his hands. Shino had been a lad from Genma's hometown. His mother had died when he was younger and his father had had an accident on the sea and had been stranded somewhere. Shino had joined their crew a year after Naruto and Kiba had, and the boy had a fascination with insects, but his lover for them was only matched by his love for the sea.

Shino held up a piece of paper, the map they had been using thus far Genma recognized. It was ruined! And across it, from end to end, was a large music note, curved here and there to make a distinct shape: an 'S'.

Genma growled, crumbling up the paper in his hand. "The Sirens!"

So they had done this!

But how? How had they known the ship would be unguarded? How would they have known no one would be watching? Did they know Genma was-

Genma suddenly growled. "Raidou!" he shouted, not caring who heard him. "That traitor!"


Genma stormed back into his room, seeing the man asleep on his bed and curled up into his pillow, cuddling it for warmth. How sickening the gesture was! Genma knew now it was a trick. How could he have overlooked it? It suddenly clicked in his mind as he pulled out his dagger. Raidou's story was a lie. There were no kids to rob him, no heirloom stolen. Raidou probably didn't live alone, and any family must have not known what he was up to. He wasn't ever cold or lonely because he was probably respected on the Sirens crew, or had the company of one when they first approached him for this. The Sirens had either put him up to it, or he was one of them.

And Genma had a sinking feeling Raidou was one of them. A Siren, and Genma had danced right along to the tune of Seduction Raidou had been playing.

Gripping the man's hair, Genma yanked Raidou upright, and grabbed his throat, pressing the tip of his dagger against the man's throat. Raidou had awoken when his hair had been yanked, and tears were in his eyes. "Genma? What're you doing?" He whimpered, trying to pry the man's arm off.

"Interrogating a suspect," he hissed, pressing the tip in harsher. A thin line of blood leaked out from the spot, making Raidou whimper again, his struggles stopping. "Genma. Please. Let me go. I did nothing wrong!"

"But you did," Genma growled. "You tricked me." The grip in the hair tightened as he pulled Raidou to eye level. "Why would you do that? Why play innocent?"

"Genma," Raidou whimpered again, tears falling down his face. "Please. I-I wasn't tricking you!"

"And I suppose that the kids who stole some heirloom weren't made up, were they?"

"They weren't!" Raidou protested. "Please believe me Genma!" More tears came out of his eyes. "I never tricked you!"

Genma growled. "Why should I believe you? Was it purely coincidence that I get distracted on the same night the ship is wrecked?" Genma, squeezed the throat beneath his hand harshly. "You disgust me."

"Genma," Raidou said weakly. "Please. Stop this. I did nothing wrong."

"No," Genma hissed. "Traitors need to be punished."

"But Genma, what would," he coughed, voice rapidly waning. He was suffocating, and Genma knew it and took pleasure in it. To let him go granted life, but to hold on…Genma would probably have let him go so the captain could deal with him, but seeing him this way gave him a sick sort of pleasure. If he held on, Raidou would think that Genma was going to kill him right here, right now. "What would I have to gain by seeing…" his eyes drooped, the grip he had assumed on Genma's arm loosening. "Your ship wrecked?"

Genma heard the near silent plea and quickly released the man, realizing he was right. Even if the Sirens had enlisted his help, why would he agree? What would he have to gain? Getting caught would only grant him punishment, but succeeding would do what for him?

Genma watched the man try to suck air back into his lungs, couching at the sudden release. His throat was red and bleeding slightly and he seemed to be having trouble breathing. Genma felt a little bad. The man was probably having bad luck and happened to offer himself up at the wrong time. It couldn't have been his intentional actions to want intimacy on the same night that the Sirens had planned to thrash the ship. It must have been purely coincidental. Last they had heard, the Sirens weren't even in this providence, choosing places in the more northern areas where festivals were going on, no western, where Genma and the crew were.

Now that it all made sense, there was no way Raidou would agree to come along with them now. And Genma had lost any chance of any kind of relationship now.

Genma frowned. Raidou was angrily picking up his discarded clothes, throwing them on hastily. "Raidou-" Genma tried.

"Leave me alone," the man hissed, not looking at him. There were still tears in his eyes, but they were probably from his near suffocation (though Genma could guess that some were from Genma accusing him of all those things).

"Raidou, I'm sorry I accused you of all that."

Raidou glared at him. "Just leave me alone, okay? You got what you wanted didn't you?"

Genma didn't know why he was feeling this way. It was just sex, wasn't it? Why did he feel more towards the man?

And when Raidou stormed off, why did Genma's heart clench painfully?

~Tavern~

When Kakashi woke up, he was happy to see that Iruka was in his arms, still asleep. They were both messy and sticky, and the bed was soiled, but it was all worth it for the night he had. Iruka was one of the most amazing lays he had ever had. The man was unbelievably hot, had an amazing tongue, and one of the finest asses he had ever seen. He had every much enjoyed ramming himself repeatedly into that tight ass, and hearing Iruka scream for him all through the night. A goofy grin starched across his face. Maybe he could convince everyone to stay a couple more days so he could have more time with Iruka.

"Kakashi?"

And speaking of Iruka, Kakashi looked down to see the man slowly waking up, scar across his face scrunching cutely. He grinned down at the man. "Morning Iruka."

Iruka sat up, but hissed, grabbing his lower back and flopping back down. "I can't move," he whispered.

Kakashi chuckled. "Small price to pay, eh?"

Iruka gave him a weak smile. "Maybe." He sighed happily. "Last night was one of the best nights of my life. I don't even remember how many rounds we went!"

Kakashi had to chuckle again. He did remember how many rounds they went (around 10 or 12) but Iruka was actually cute when he was fuzzy, and the after-sex look he was sporting made Kakashi's limp partner spring up for once more. "I'm flattered," he teased.

Iruka smiled up at him, then frowned. "I'm afraid I can't stay long."

Kakashi felt like pouting. "Why not?"

Iruka groaned, flopping back onto the bed. "Remember the kids I was telling you about last night?"

Kakashi nodded.

"Well," Iruka sat up, wincing again. "I need to get back so I can stop them from killing each other in boredom. One of them loves sharp things, another likes shiny things, one likes blowing stuff up, one can't keep still and gets mad if there's nothing to do, and one gets frustrated at all the others. I have a sensible one, but even he gets bored when he has nothing to do and ends up wrecking stuff. There are a few more I'm watching, but they aren't big trouble-makers. And they're all complete smartasses," he rolled his eyes. "I can't leave them alone. Next thing I know, we'll hear reports of mayhem although the town."

"Then let them meet the kids on my crew," Kakashi said. "One is very loud and annoying, one is sensible but lashes out because he hates loudmouths, one punches everyone all the time, one has a fascination with insects, one is lazy, and one has a dog and they love to mess with people. I have one who's mild mannered, but she has her mean streak when she wants to." He pulled Iruka back down. "Maybe they can all meet each other and hang out."

"Even with the possibility of them killing each other in boredom?" Iruka teased.

Kakashi shrugged. "It would get them off our backs," he pointed out.

Iruka shook his head. "As tempting as it is, I don't think so. Besides, aren't you leaving today?"

Kakashi groaned. "Don't remind me." He brushed Iruka's hair back. "I may never see you again."

Iruka frowned as well. "I know, but there is a chance. Maybe at the next island you go to I'll be there."

Kakashi smiled bitterly. "Maybe, but that isn't certain." He suddenly leered down at Iruka. "Maybe, one more round before I go?"

Iruka straddled Kakashi's waist and smiled down at him. "Of course captain."


About two hours later found Kakashi finally leaving the tavern, his heart a bit heavy. Last night had been one of the best of his life. Not only did he meet an amazing man, but he'd found Iruka very endearing, and very charming. Kakashi felt smitten the first time he saw him, but now that he had to leave the man, his heart felt heavy. He sighed as he approached the ship, and froze, face numb in horror and anger.

Someone had the gall to wreck his ship, the one that he inherited from his father!

Kakashi stormed onto the ship, pleasurable night forgotten, mismatched eyes blazing with anger. "Asuma! Genma!" He roared.

The two men quickly approached him. "Cap'n?"

"Who did this?!" He growled.

Genma and Asuma looked at each other, both of their faces grave. "The Sirens cap'n," Asuma said quietly.

Kakashi growled again. "How did they-?"

"It must have been during the watch change, or early in the morning," Genma supplied. "Or, they stashed onboard when we went out and got supplies."

Kakashi sighed. "How were they able to get past you guys? I thought you had all taken watch over the ship."

"We did," Asuma pointed out. "I switched out with Genma late last night. After I came back from getting the supplies, I kept watching for hours."

Kakashi cut his eyes to Genma. "And what about you?" He noticed that Genma paled considerably and sweated slightly.

"Captain…I was…" He sighed. "I got distracted. A man came aboard and claimed some kids from the ship had stolen from him, and I decided to comfort him since I knew none of our crew would do something so low…and I got a little careless trying to console him."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow, knowing exactly what Genma meant by that. "So…you let frivolous sex distract you from guarding the ship?"

Genma nodded sadly. "I'm sorry captain."

Kakashi sighed. "No, just forget about it."

Genma looked up. "Captain?"

"We'll just have to stay here for a couple more days until all is repaired. But," He pulled out a dagger and pressed it against Genma's throat. "Do that again, and I will make you walk the plank. Are we clear?"

Genma gulped. "Y-Yes captain."

Kakashi nodded. "Good."

~Somewhere~

Iruka limped heavily back to the meeting spot, wincing with every step. He hadn't been kidding when he thought Kakashi would have screwed him in half if he had let him. Good thing he had passed out after a while the first time. He wasn't so lucky the next few rounds, but it was worth it in the end.

"Captain?! What happened to you?!"

Iruka turned to see Neji and Danielle running up to him, both sporting worried looks. Iruka smiled sheepishly. "Distracting the Captain of the Sharingan Pirates was harder than I thought."

Neji supported him on one side and Danielle took the other. "Are you okay?" Neji asked.

Iruka nodded. "I'm fine. Just sore"

"You don't look it!" Danielle scolded. "You can barely walk without wincing in pain every time you move!"

Iruka just grinned. "All in a day's work." He then grew serious. "Did you accomplish the assignment I gave you?"

They both nodded, all traces of worry gone. "They'll be stuck in port for days, maybe weeks because of what we did," Neji explained. "They never saw it coming, thanks to Raidou distracting the guard."

"We stole some of their valuables, some maps, and some weapons. Never know when you'll need them," Danielle continued. "Neji also copied down their maps and then drew over the ones they have so they'll be sailing in circles. Gaara retrieved everything else."

"Excellent." Iruka commented. "And they suspect nothing?"

The two shook their heads. "Nothing," Neji answered. "Before we met, we spied on the ship. They were too confused about what happened. Plus, our little spies told us last night when the best times to strike would be."

"And that is?" Iruka questioned.

"Tomorrow morning, only three people are standing on board: our two spies and another member, the one Raidou tricked. The rest are going out to start gathering supplies."

"And that captain?"

Danielle grinned. "He's pissed. He's mad at whoever got so easily distracted and put them on lockdown. No one leaves or gets on the ship unless the captain order's them to. And, he's also upset that his ship is wrecked. When I was spying on him earlier, he was out at the edge of town hacking away at some old posts. His judgment is a little clouded right now."

Good," Iruka said as they sat him down in a chair. "Now we move onto the next phase: We track down Queen Tsunade and take what we need from her!"


Me: Okay, there you have it. The first person who can correctly give me the names of the two spies can also submit their choice of a Pirate gang, their pirate name, and a description, because whoever guesses right gets to be in a chapter. And it's whoever does it first. The next person to submit the correct names will be a member of the winner's crew, so include a description of your character and a name. If you can correctly guess one of the names, you'll get a shoutout and also be a member of the winner's crew, but your role will be minor. So, like it? Love it? Leave me a review and tell me what you think! Those of you waiting for updates, they will be coming! Soon, so don't wait for long. As always, Peace, Love, and Purple Pillz!