Rumplestiltskin stared at the trash bin in horror. Inside of the basket was a single pregnancy test… it read positive. But, his traitorous mind taunted him, that's not possible. You can't have kids. And his mind was right; he'd had a vasectomy when he was less than a year old. His no good father had seen to the fact he wouldn't reproduce. He knew that.

Belle also knew that. So why was she checking? Moreover, why was the bloody test positive? Rumplestiltskin flinched at it, his entire body rigid with the fact that, most likely, Belle had cheated on him.

Rumplestiltskin walked away from the basket as he heard the doorbell ring. It was most likely Jaymi; Belle's little brother they babysat in the afternoon. "Hey Jay." he greeted in a monotone. Jaymi beamed up at him, his messy blonde hair all in his face.

"What's up Uncle Rum?" Jay said, in a chipper tone. "I have this bag for Belle." he gestured to his Walmart sack. "I can give it to her." Rumple reached for the bag. But Jaymi grabbed the bag back, shaking his head. "Sorry, Uncle. Belle said straight to her."

Rumplestiltskin visibly flinched, but nodded anyway. He moved out of Jaymi's way, and the teenager passed into Belle and Rumple's shared room. Therein lay Belle, sprawled out trying to sleep. Rumplestiltskin went into the living room, sulking a little that he would be left out of this.

Jaymi closed the door behind him, and handed the baggie to Belle. "Here you go, sis. Exactly one pregnancy test." he smiled, speaking softly. "though if Dad sees the receipt, he'll kill me and ask later." he added anxiously.

Belle rolled her eyes and nodded. "And did Rumple see the bag?" she asked nervously. Jaymi nodded, and she widened her eyes. "What? Where is he?"

"I wouldn't let him see what was in it, so he's probably in his office sulking." Jay said cheekily.

"Fuck," Belle whispered. "He's going to kill us both, Jay." she giggled a bit hysterically as she got out of bed.

"On that note, then, I'll leave you." Jay said hurriedly. "See you tomorrow Sis. Hope everything goes well with loverman." he smirked a bit before leaving.

Belle rolled her eyes, and she went to take the second pregnancy test.

A few minutes later, she tested it…

She was positively fucked.