September 23

AN: I thought of this idea and decided to write it. I checked out the other stories about Lily's diary and I thought this was different. If it's not just review and tell me!! I'll delete ASAP. Plagiarism is not my idea of fun!!

October 23rd

I hoped 7th year would be amazing, but that self-absorbed prat Potter had the nerve to ask me out again doesn't that guy understand that I would rather die than go out with him.

Even worse…he had to do it directly in front of Blake…my goodness. How can anybody say that Potter is the hottest!! All he does is snog with every girl when I can't see him and then turn around and ask me out!! That is sooo big-headed!! He never stops pranking, maybe if he would grow-up he might have a chance with a real girlfriend instead of those sluts he normally has. He needs to learn to deflate his head and leave me the hell alone!! Anyway, back to Blake, he said hi to me today when we were in the great hall I nearly died. Oh…and he asked me out… I said YES (of course)!!

October 24th

Today I decided that Potter cannot be changed for the better. I found twelve things I truly hate about him. Well…I might as well tell you what they are…

Big-headed

naïve

Stuck-up

Bully

Prankster

Self-absorbed

Gets whatever he wants from anybody

"practically perfect in everyway" hahahaha laugh

Rude to students and staff

Jealous

Ladies-man- the cause of the others!!

And just plain stupid

And just so you know…Potter practically died when he found out about me and Blake!! Now I get rid of two problems at once: Potter and I get my crush as my boyfriend…score!!

October 25th

About that last comment…never mind. Potter as a really big shoe…very wide feet…OWWWW!! I am so going to kill Black if it's the last thing I do. Oh…and I have decided that my toes are what I dislike most about myself…so I have painted my toenails red.

October 26th

Prank today…Potter. No punishment. Poop. Black's hair is pink. Revenge is sweet.

October 27th

I'm really happy!! I'm going to Hogsmeade with Blake and Potter got detention (whahaha!!) WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR!! Mia suggested nothing!! Well…she's no help…um…something…green with jeans…HAHAHA genius!!

October 28th

The date was good. No kissing. Poop. Well…no Potter today…there really is a kind higher power… with a sick sense of humor. I am being stalked by Pettigrew!! I caught him and he said Potter told him to…I am not sure if I'm going to believe him or not.

October 29th

Help me!! Potter didn't make Pettigrew stalk me! He stalked me on his own. I got Mia to ask Sirius…honestly…I think he would lick the Potion's room floor if she told him to. Well…on to my problem…why Pettigrew. I might have to ask POTTER shutter to help me with this. Potter's wish is Pettigrew's duty. Sometimes I feel bad for him, and then I look at him. I feel bad no longer.

October 30th

Potter said he would help me if I tutored him in Charms…but he makes great marks!! I mean what does he want? I asked Remus and he says Potter wants to be an Auror, so he has to make O's in charms. I said I would help him in Potions too if he would stop bothering me. He said he would…I wonder how long that will last.