"Aaya, I'm boooored."

The sentence that started it all. It was a rare day when all three of the Mabudachi Trio were alone in Shigures house, no work to be done, and quite frankly, it was dull. By the fifth cup of coffee, Shigure couldn't take it anymore and asked Ayame (On his sixth cup) the fated question.

"Me too. Wanna do something mildly destructive?" Aaya has a manic twinkle in his eye that Hatori knew from experience didn't fare well. As bored as he was, he didn't feel like covering for his friends' idiocy.

"No destruction. After the stunt you pulled with that bus, I swore I wouldn't bail you out of jail again."

"Haa-san's no fun. We've got two hours until the kids get home." Shigure pouted, trying to appeal to Hatori with his trademark Puppy Dog Eyes.

"Yes, all I had in mind was spray painting Kyonkichi's room and belongings and maybe reading his love-love diary."

Hatori sweatdropped as he tried resisting two pairs of The Eyes.

Ten seconds and still going strong, though the 'if you can't see them, they can't persuade you' approach was sort of failing.

Fifteen seconds. Now, they had invaded his bubble, and two grown men with identical pitiful expressions less than three inches away from his face was downright disturbing.

"Fine. Only, you stick to painting the walls - move his belongings somewhere else or cover them up. And don't invade his privacy, or I will erase your memories. And I had nothing to do with it - you didn't destroy his junk out of the goodness in your hearts."

Their eyes glazed over with happiness as Hatori lit up another cigarette.

--

Ayame and Shigure stand in the middle of Kyo's room, obviously intending to go against Hatori's guidelines.

"First - the diary!"

It took a while to find it, but Shigure found it while lying on the floor about to admit defeat when he saw a book underneath the wardrobe. He reached for it and held it up in glory after glancing at the front.

Ayame clapped his hands in delight and the men sat down on the matress and opened it. On the first page was written:

Shigure and/or Ayame -

I knew one day you'd try to find my diary, but guess what?

I don't have one :D

But so you wouldn't think your searching was a waste, I planted this one.

Kyo

p.s.: I hope it took a long time to find.

p.p.s.: I found the damn rat's diary, if you want to read it - it's under his bed. There's some pretty interesting stuff in there.

"We'll have to find that one later in the name of finding out more about by beloved younger brother."

"Yes. Now," Shigure whips two cans of spray paint out of nowhere and throws one to his friend. "for decorating!"

Ayame proceeded to spray 'Kyonkichi-kun' many times on a wall in green paint, while on the opposite wall, Shigure grafittied a multitude of things, such as 'Kyo loves Tohru' and 'Yuki's slave' in blue.

On the third wall, they teamed up to create a mural of a chibi cat lying down, presumably dead, with a chibi rat standing on top, victorious.

"Finally, the mindless destruction. 'Gure, do you have... them?"

Shigure smiled creepily and pulled a bundle of fireworks out of his yukata.

"Indeed I do. Do you want to do the honours?"

He holds out a lighter to his friend, who snatches it. Shigure holds the fireworks as Ayame attempts to light them.

Click.

Hatori had been listening for the noise of a lighter being used.

Click.

This was his cue to stop his friends from blowing the house up.

Click.

"Aha! Got it."

The firework was now lit and Shigure was about to drop it and flee, but he turned around and promptly hid the explosives in his yukata, stuffing them in his underwear. A stupid move, but Hatori was in front of them, and very angry.

"I saw that, you know. And you do realize that those fireworks are gonna bow up in your pants."

"..."

Oh.

Shizz.

Boom

Don't ask why, but I had an urge to write something containing fireworks down somebody's pants... yeeaah.

Muffyn-chan