Rules for marching band trumpets
1: We may not act liked we are better then everybody else
2: Going up to a jock and they are too underdeveloped to be capable to see how amazing we are, is a big no-no. Jocks will hit trumpets and trumpets will cry.
3: Demanding that the director will give us solos because we're the best section is not allowed ( even though we are...)
4: We will not spray axe on our trumpet to light it on fire just because it looks cool. The director will freak out and spray you with water.
5: Trumpets our not allowed to be around fire. Fire bad
6: Just because the director tells us to watch the band for a few minutes does not give us leeway to turn the band into a monarchy.
7: Forcing others to do your bedding is not nice. Nor is calling people inferior
8: We are not allowed to have sugar. It is like crack to us
9: We will not go up to random people and demand they join band.
10: Calling the color guard flaggots is not funny. Nor is asking why the wood winds finger so much.
11: Going up to other band members and asking them if they are our mommy and/or father is not ok
12: Having four monster and a five hour energy will makes us go insane. We will start to hallucinate
13: Taking the color guard flags will result in self injuries.
14: We will not plot about how to take down the drum major.
15: Trying to crawl in the band rooms ventilation system is not allowed. We will get stuck.
16: Locking ourselves in the band room and refusing to come out will make the band director give corner time.
17: We will act our physical age not our mental age.
18: Do throw a hissy fit when you dent your trumpet.
19: We are not the ruler of the world. We have to get over that.
20: We will not disregarded these any of these rules or modify them
in any way
A/N: Here ye here ye! I do declare these be the rules of the wonderfully amazing trumpets of Eastern Oklahoma
21: Yes we can ( secret 21 rule.)