Sometimes Tucker and Tabs can be so devious

(Danny, Tucker and Tabs are playing cards while Sam is looking through one of her photo albums, mostly pictures of Danny)

Danny: Errrrrrrr… Go fish

Tabs: ……..?

Tucker: ……..? We're playing chase the ace

Danny: oh right

Sam: (thinking) He's so hot... I love him…I LOVE HIM………………

Tabs: Yo Sam you ok… Sam… SAM WAKE UP

Sam: can't talk dreaming (drooling) ohhhhhhh Danny in a swim suit……… (Faints)

Tabs: uhhh Danny your girlfriends gone to the world of weirdoes…. The world of weirdoes who dreams about halfas

Danny: ONE she's not my girlfriend (Thinks) ohhhhhhh but how I wish she was ohhhhhhh (Faints)

Tabs: Danny are you ok? Oh great the world of weirdoes has taken another one

Tucker: do you know what we can do to these two now they've fainted

Tabs: I'm way ahead of you

(Tabs grabs a pink dress and puts it on Sam, Tucker grabs a tutu and puts it on Danny, a swan tutu heh heh)

Tabs: hmmm, it's good but not good enough…. I'V GOT IT

(Tabs pushes Sam towards Danny while Tucker pushes Danny towards Sam, now their lips where touching)

Tabs: now when they wake up they'll have such a surprise

Tucker: Do you think we should leave before they wake up

Tabs: oh yeah

(So they leave but so they don't miss anything Tucker left his PDA on record mode… oh I'm evil)

20 minutes later, after the clueless duo wake up

Danny: uhhh what happened…….. WHY THE HELL AM I WARING A SWAN TUTU

Sam: (Still dreaming) no mum I don't want to go to 'wear nothing but pink' camp…. Ahhhhhhhh PINK

Danny: My lips have purple lip stick on them…… (He looks at Sam) oh god please no

(Danny notices Tucker's PDA's light flashing)

Danny: hmmmmm Tucker forgot his PDA and he left it on

(He picks it up and sees it still recording, he stops it and presses one of the buttons to see what it had recorded aaaaaaand…..)

Danny: OH MY LORD

Well that was chapter one, what did you think huh, huh……. WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING TO ME? I'M SO ALONE……. WAAAAAAAAAAA

(Stops crying) erm sorry bout that I've been feeling dark and lonely lately…. Wait I'm a Goth I'm supposed to feel that way.