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Welcome to the first instalment of "RoyWally Oneshots!" Now, I know this is kind of short, and I apologize for it. All I ask for is for your support when I create the small stuff so I can be more even more confident when I post the big stuff! (Yes, you have more oneshots like "Because...I love you, Roy!" Coming your way!)

The ages will vary within each oneshot, and in this particular one, they'll be even more diverse! Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer; Dude. I don't own this. If I did Wally would still be alive and we'd get our third season! *sobs*

So on with the story! (beforetheA/Nbecomeslongerthantheficitself...)


Smile:

"Smile Roy…"

"What?"

"You look so angry…Please smile…For me?"

"I'm…Not sure if I can...but…Is this good?"

"It's perfect!"

"Hey! Was that a camera!?"

"Yep~"

"You're dead."

"Love you too Roy!"

"Get back here!"

"HAHAHAHA! NEVER!"


Nightmare:

"Roy?"

"…"

"Why are you in my bed? Not that I'm complaining but…"

"…"

"Nightmare?"

"…"

"Get over here."

"She died…My fault…"

"Roy. Look over there. See her crib? She's alive. Lian is alive."

"Da…Da? Wa-we?"

"See Roy, she's still alive.."

"You're right...She's alive…Wait…She just said Dada!"


Bed:

"Go to bed."

"No."

"You've been up for days."

"Don't care. Paper due."

"Wallace Rudolph West!"

"DO YOU KNOW ADVANCED CHEMISTRY?"

"No..."

"I'll finish it up. Then I'll go to bed. I only have a little bit left…"

"Fine. I'm going to the store. If you're not done by the time I get back I'm personally dragging your ass to bed."


(later)


"Zzzz….."

"sigh"

"huh, R…Roy?"

"Damn…I don't even know what half of this shit says…"

"Told…You…"

"You nerd. Let's get to bed."

"M'kay"


Refusal:

"No! I will not cosplay him with you!"

"But Why? We could be the Weasley Twins!"

"I'm not risking it."

"Risk…What?"

"Have you read the seventh book?"

"No…"

"Go read it."


(four hours later)


"WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DIE?!"

"There. There…"

"FREEEEEEEED!"


Kiss:

"KISS KISS FALL IN-"

"Finish that lyric and your ass is on the couch."

"Killjoy."


Maid:

"Is that Maid Marion costume?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because, the matching costume is on the bed."

"I'm not doing it."

"Yes you will. That is, if you want these~"

"Are those Alfred's cookies?!"

"Yes."

"I'll do it."


CHALLENGE. Catch the refrences i've put in this!

Review?

...I'm lonely over here...