10 ways to create stupidity with a dollar. Only 19.95!
Guest starring: the Flock
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With collaboration of fanglover18…while unproductively doing her homework
#1: Give Iggy the dollar and tell him that it's the receipt for the cherry blossom scented bath salts that he bought. Watch as he shrieks like a small child and makes you swear not to tell anyone at the risk of a kick to the place where the sun don't shine.
#2: Agree to a bet with Angel that Max will not randomly yell "TACO" in the next 5 seconds.
#3 Agree to a bet with Angel.
#4 Buy Gazzy a burrito.
#5 Bet you can stay in a room with him for 5 minutes after said burrito has been eaten.
#6 Buy Max pink nail polish. Enjoy a punch to the nose at point blank. Oh look! Now you won't need eye shadow!
#7 Buy Fang a pocket knife. Run away as he cuts himself to oblivion.
#8 Buy a cheapo bucket, fill it with acorns, drop it on Iggy, and yell 'the sky is falling! run for your lives!'.
#9 Buy Iggy a pineapple and tell him it's a hat.
The Best way EVER to cause stupidity with a dollar:
#10 Pay Fang to ask Max where babies come from.
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1 way to be stupid without a dollar:
Tell the flock to go jump off a cliff… Watch them fly away happily!
1 way to be super smart with a dollar:
Buy duct tape for Nudges mouth.
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