Rather Inconvenient Times to Spontaneously Combust

by C.J. Arthur

A little One shot I put together in my spare time. If you like it, please let me know. This is my First Fan Fic.

Some Rather Inconvenient Times To Spontaneously Combust

By: CJ Arthur

1. Meeting your Girlfriend's parents for the first time.

2. Applying for a position at your local Fire Station.

3. Right after your Parents scolded you for playing with matches.

4. During a Routine Fire Drill

5. Gassing up your Car

6. Just as you are handing in your College Term Paper

7. While handling unstable chemicals.

8. Right after you were saved from being burned at the stake.

9. Defusing a Bomb

10. The Talent portion of the Miss America pageant

11. In front of Smokey the Bear

12. When being accused of committing Arson

13. School Picture Day

14. Lighting a Bunsen Burner

15. Just as you finished reading this list.