Later…
There was a knock on the dormitory door. "Harry? Harry…. I'm really sorry!" It was Ginny Weasley.
"Gah! Get the hell away from me!" Harry said furiously, "You've blown everything!" he threw a pair of socks at the door. "You cunt!" said Ginny banging open the door, "I didn't tell anyone you're gay! I just told them about that whole…. Well…. Incident with Snape the other day," she looked at him rather foolishly. Harry gasped and clasped his very gay hands over his face. "Ginny… you didn't!" he moaned, sinking to the floor. "Now everyone will know about us! About our love!"
Ginny sat next to Harry on the floor and looked at him. "Look at that faggot," she thought, "and to think I was in love with him a couple years ago…." She patted Harry on the back and got up to leave when Harry looked up into her face and said "Holy crap, Ginny! That's a big zit!" Ginny covered her face with her robes and ran out of the dormitory.
Just then, Ron and Hermione came in, looking grim. "Well I guess the secret's out," sighed Ron, "now everyone will know about Harry and Snape!"
"Well, at least no- one found out I'm a man!" Hermione squealed.
"Oh shut up Hermione the Hermaphrodite! At least no one found out about me and Malfoy!" Ron snapped at her. "Man, this school is freakin' weird," thought Harry.
"That's it!" Harry said, "I'm going down to the common room to announce it to the world!" And with that, he slid across the room in his socks and bounced down the stairs. "Attention everyone!" cried Harry, standing on top of the table by the fireplace, everyone turned and stared, "I, HARRY POTTER, AM GAY!" The whole room became very silent….. "YES!" he continued, "I AM GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY! GAAAAAAAAAY!"
"Hey, I'm gay too!" said a person in the crowd. "Me too!" said another. "I had a sex change when I was five years old!" said Neville Longbottom.
"HURRAY FOR BEING GAY!" everyone roared.
Somewhere in the shadows, Ginny Weasley snorted.
- Johnny Sparx