This is my very first fic. (Warning: Contains Mpreg, as well as some toilet humor later on in the story). I recommend this to anyone who is a fan of the Wizard of Oz and/or has a sense of humor. If you do not like mpreg, or this story for that matter, just simply quit reading it and myob. Any rude reviews will NOT be tolerated. If anyone posts a comment saying ANYTHING negative about my story, I will delete it. Thank you. :)
The Scarecrow's Baby
a Wizard of Oz fanfic
Chapter 1: Scarecrow's Surprise
It's been a week since Dorothy left Oz. Maybe it's the let down of Dorothy's leaving or maybe it's all the excitement from the past few weeks with meeting Dorothy and battling and defeating the Wicked Witch of the West, but whatever it is, Scarecrow wakes up this morning feeling nauseous and goes into his restroom to throw up in his chamber pot. He thinks maybe he might be sick, so he goes to see the Wizard of Oz hoping to receive a cure. "Mr. Wizard, I need your help. I woke up this morning feeling really sick, so I went to the restroom and threw up in my chamber pot. Do you think I may be coming down with the flu?" he asked the Wizard. "Well, I am not a doctor, so I wouldn't know. But I know of a very good doctor that lives around here. His name is Hanky Skeleton. He could probably help you out."
So the Wizard took Scarecrow to Dr. Hanky Skeleton's office. When Scarecrow entered the doctor's office, he saw a man that indeed looked like a skeleton. Unlike most beings living in Oz, Dr. Skeleton looked more like an animated character than a real person. He was tall and skinny with pitch, black eyes sunk deep into his skull. He wore a white lab coat with a stethoscope hung around his neck. "Dr. Skeleton! Let me introduce you to my friend, the Scarecrow!" said the Wizard. "I'm afraid he isn't feeling very well." Dr. Skeleton examined Scarecrow for a couple minutes before pronouncing his surprising results. "Nope, it's not the flu! What you had this morning is called morning sickness, and it occurs when a women or girl gets pregnant." said Dr. Skeleton. "How am I pregnant? I'm not a girl or woman!" said Scarecrow in astonishment after hearing that he was pregnant. "Well, I can't be sure how it happened," said Dr. Skeleton. "But, after all, we do live in the magical Land of Oz. Anything can happen here. One thing I can tell you for sure is that your baby is not going to be a regular scarecrow." "Gee, Dr. Skeleton! What do you mean my baby won't be a regular scarecrow?" asked Scarecrow, "Well, my initial exam shows that your baby is a hybrid, which is when two different species have a baby together resulting in a baby that is a cross between the two species. For example, if a lion and a tiger mate and have cubs, the cubs are expected to develop into ligers or tigons," explained Dr. Skeleton. "You know, I have a friend that is a lion." Scarecrow told Dr. Skeleton. "Well, maybe he'll marry a female tiger and have baby ligers." said Dr. Skeleton. "OR, maybe he'll get pregnant, too! Like I just did!" said Scarecrow, making a point. Dr. Skeleton chuckled softly. "Maybe..." he said to himself.
Dr. Skeleton then offered to do a more advanced exam where he discovered that the baby was made of tin. "Well, that means that Tin Man must be the other father!" said Scarecrow. "Thank you very much, Dr. Skeleton! I'm going to go tell my friend Tin Man right away!" said Scarecrow as he left Dr. Skeleton's office. "Oh, any time, Mr. Scarecrow! You take care!" Dr. Skeleton replied to Scarecrow's goodbye. "You too, Dr. Skeleton! I'll come back for more checkups and in nine months you can deliver my baby!" said Scarecrow. And with that, he rushed back to Emerald City to tell the Wizard his exciting news. "Mr. Wizard! Guess what?! Dr. Skeleton told me that I do not have the flu, but that I am pregnant!" the Scarecrow said, out of breath from running all the way from Dr. Skeleton's office. "Nonsense!" said the Wizard. "You're male! Males can't get pregnant!" "Well, it's true. Dr. Skeleton told me that I am pregnant. He doesn't know how I got pregnant, though he did point out that we live in a magical land where anything strange could happen." said Scarecrow. "Well, I'll bet you he doesn't know how because you're not female." the Wizard told Scarecrow. "He also told me that when my baby is born, he will not be an actual scarecrow, but a hybrid, which is..." the Scarecrow was saying."Yes, yes! I know what a hybrid is! You don't have to tell me!" interrupted the Wizard. "And so the baby will be a Tin-Crow!" said the pregnant father joyfully. "Hmm... Let me guess. Mr. Tin-Man is the baby's father." said the Wizard. "Well, technically we're both fathers because..." the Scarecrow attempted to tell the Wizard. "BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH MALE!" the Wizard yelled, interrupting Scarecrow again. "Yes, Mr. Wizard." said Scarecrow calmly. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to tell Tin Man the exciting news!" And with that, he was off. The Wizard watched Scarecrow run out of Emerald City's gate until he could no longer be seen. "A pregnant male scarecrow! Good grief!" the Wizard said to himself as he watched Scarecrow disappear.
Scarecrow ran to Tin Man's house to tell him the news. "Hey, Tin Man! Guess what?!" Scarecrow said as Tin Man looked at him wondering why his friend was so giddy and excited. "What is it, Scarecrow?" said Tin Man. "I'm carrying your child, Tin Man!" said Scarecrow Joyfully. That really got Tin Man's attention. "Really, Scarecrow?" he said in disbelief. "Yes," said Scarecrow. "We're both going to be fathers. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY!" After Scarecrow broke the news to Tin Man, they locked arms and swung around doing a happy-dance together chanting, "We're going to have a baby! We're going to have a baby! We're going to have a baby! We're going to have a baby!"
Yayyy! All done with Chapter 1! The next chapter involves the birth of Scarecrow's child. I already have the perfect name picked out for the baby, which I think most of you will find quite clever. Will post it tomorrow if I can...