Hello? Hello? Is this on?
Another voice enters
You've got on the wrong setting screwball!
Whoops! Sorry.
Suddenly the image clears up and two ponies are visible in some sort of lab.
Hello there! My name is screwball and this is my sister in law moonflower and this is our asking booth!
Moonflower: screwball it's a human interaction program.
Screwball: What's the difference. Anyway you can ask me, my friends, my relatives, and my enemies any kind of question you want about our world. So go ahead and ask something. NOW!