"It all starts the same, one way or another, through accident or with intent, someone ends up in the world of the Doctor,the wonderful and terrifying beings in the known universe."

"But, it's not always the same, is it? Every person is different, even if some situations are the same, right?"

"Hmm, well I suppose so. Sometimes The Doctor comes to them, seeking them, or by accident. And then, then so many things result from that."

"Love, sorrow, horror, that sense of adventure that never seem to be sated. Lack of empathy towards one's family, in some cases."

"...You seemed to know quite a lot about this."

"Lack of funds, plus places to buy around town, results in a healthy hobby of pulp novel reading."

"Right... The romance, that's seems important to so many young ones, inexperienced ones. Passion, big and exciting, yet it fades all too fast. There are the ones who assume that Juliet and Romeo are a couple to look up too. Ha! Kilied, married, and suicide before the first year of puberty."

"You're getting a bit off topic..."

"What? Oh, wait, now I see, I'm so sorry for that."

"It's fine, I expect it now and then. So tell me, the romance?"

'Oh, right, the romances are always the tricky part. Some of them rival the best selling romance novels of my generation, others... Well, you heard of that horrid trilogy with the inaccurate information of the submissive and the dominant."

"I can't believe you read that!"

"I was bored staring at the night sky, I wanted to try something new. I remembered sending a revised manuscript of it to that same publisher. Never heard a word."

"Off topic?"

"Right, yes, I'm sorry. There's so many that are very similar to the source material, like they are frighten of deviation. A little quip here and there and that's it! This world is about change. Time and people are malleable, variables that can change. What is the point of it all if you can't have any fun doing some changes?"

"They do change a few things around. One of those is doing away with the blonde one, the first one, who was the Doctor's Dulcina, once. It's still a bit of the same, only quipps and love love, passion that can burn armies at their wake. "

"So, you think a balancing act is in order?"

"Well, if they are going in the direction of romance, they should consider deviation within reason. No sudden changes in charaterization, nor .. No I think that covers it, really."

"That is ironic, when you think about it."

"No it's not, mother!"

"Hmm... Maybe not. Well, people do change,especially the Doctor."

"Yeah, but.. All right then, time for your walk."

"Oh, my little dove. We were having a most enjoyable conversation."

"Which we can continued in the garden, remembered the Lilies are starting to bloom."

"Oh Lily, I remember her name. There seemed to be a lot of companions named after Lilies, don't you think?"

"Well, seeing as you've been a fan of the show for a lot longer than I've had, I guess so."

"I think I dated someone with that name too. She had bright pink hair and coloured tips at the end of it..."

This just happened.

So, April Fools!

I am in the middle of my second draft for SIAU chapter three, so don't you fret, much.