Hey guys, it's Kat with another wonderful humorful (is that a word?) fic! It'll make you laugh and cry and all that stuff that makes a movie a good movie. Except this is a fic. Anyway, I've had this for a while and then I lost my files and so I'm retyping this and putting this up, cuz I love this story line. Anyway, here it is. Just to clarify, this is NOT a Zutara fic and it ISN'T a SokkaxAzula fanfic.
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything Avatar. Actually I don't own anything other than my laptop…but that's beside the point.
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It's been about a month since the war is over. A month and guess what? Fire and Water have already made truces. Peace treaties. You name it. They've built a city for Fire and Water to live in harmony. And with a city you need rulers. For rulers you need fresh blood. Right now I absolutely wish was back at war with them. You know why? So a Water Prince/Princess and a Fire Prince/Princess were ordered to be married to rule the city. So naturally the Fire Prince/Princess is Zuko and Azula. Guess who got to be the Water Prince/Princess? Sokka and I.
I have to marry Zuko. That over spoiled Fire Prince. Well, okay he's better than the end of the stick Sokka got. Sokka has to marry Azula. At least Zuko was turning to the good side by the end of the war. But still, I don't want to marry him! Oh, Great Spirits what have I done to deserve this? Why me? Oh, I'm on a one-way road to hell.
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Currently Katara was sitting in a spacious sitting room in the palace of the new city. She had only found out about the betrothal that day and she was about to see Zuko for the first time since the news. The guards opened the door and nudged Zuko in like he was their prisoner instead of about to be their new leader. They shut the door with a clicking sound; probably locking them in to make sure they didn't try any escape plans.
"This is stupid." Zuko grumbled sitting down on the opposite sofa.
"Tell me about it!" Katara rolled her eyes.
"I hate those damn Fire and Water governors who are in charge of the city right now. Like they have any control over us, making us get married." Zuko sighed in fury.
"That's why they're guarding us to make sure we don't escape." Katara confirmed.
"This is absolute hell." Zuko groaned.
"I know! I really don't want to do this, Aang wanted us to get married and I wanted to marry him too! This isn't fair!" Katara screamed.
"You and the Avatar?" Zuko laughed. "The kid is twelve!"
"Later in life, stupid! And he's not twelve he's thirteen." Katara corrected.
"Like it matters." Zuko rolled his eyes.
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In the other room Sokka and Azula were having a deep, thoughtful conversation about their predicament.
"I hate you."
"I hate you."
"I hate you."
"I hate you."
"I hate you."
"I hate you."
"I hate you."
"I hate you."
"I hate you."
"You know, we probably wouldn't have to do this if you were dead." Azula suggested.
"Hey, I don't want to do this any more than you do but I don't want to be killed over it. Unless you're the one who's volunteering to be dead." Sokka sneered.
"No, I hate you."
"I hate you."
"I hate you."
"I hate you."
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Lol, anybody think it's a good idea?
-Kat